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[Yoink]

"Hrm. Now, I know these things are how humans travel... But how exactly do they work? Let us try and figure this out...*"
>Find the nearest one of those wheeled contraptions (cars) the humans get around in and attempt to get it working.
>Enlist Hebrides' help!
"Hey, you, you there, help me with this! Once we're done using it, I'll even let you destroy it!*"

*Translated from cat-speak

[quinnr]

Search the immediate outside carefully for signs of technological... things.

All the sudden, your eyes start to glow. You realize that there are street lights over the fence, lights on the side of the Shelter, a dog food dispenser (25 cents for a treat) by the door, cars, and a sprinkler system in the ground all around you. It makes you...quite paranoid. (6)

Get some leverage to open the door

You shove open the door to the fridge and discover a ton of dead cat bodies, surrounded by catnip. Creepy! (5)

"Cool."

Find Belikoj.

You focus on Belakoj's picture in your mind, and somehow you are both teleported outside. Err, must be some spatial instability due to previous events. (6)

"Hrm. Now, I know these things are how humans travel... But how exactly do they work? Let us try and figure this out...*"
>Find the nearest one of those wheeled contraptions (cars) the humans get around in and attempt to get it working.
>Enlist Hebrides' help!
"Hey, you, you there, help me with this! Once we're done using it, I'll even let you destroy it!*"

*Translated from cat-speak

You forget how Hebrides feels about technology, and push him towards a car in the lot. He instantly retaliates, cutting your throat. (1) Belakoj loses a life!

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Turns reset.

[Caellath]

Eisenhard licked his paw for a while before remembering he should do something useful and decided to search for something on which he could try his acrobatically-enhanced violent kitty moves.

[NRDL]

Attack the newly resurrected Belikoj and pin him down. 

[Yoink]

>Throw Hebrides into the path of the monster cat and make my escape.

[lawastooshort]

Oh. Well, sorry.

"Bra, there's like totally street lights over the fence man, perhaps we should look for a way under it..."

Krav Maga the dog food dispenser.

[wolfchild]

GET ALLLLLLLLL the catnip, ALL OF IT

[Spinal_Taper]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack the Strong-willed
Bio:Jack fought. That's the best way one could put it. He fought his way into the world, and  he'll be fighting on the way out as well. He still fights. He fights for his will, he fights for his ideals, he fights for himself and he fights for those he cares about. Though he was restrained by the kennel, everyday, he tried to fight his way out. Now that he's out, he has anger, and no target.

[Xantalos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack the Strong-willed
Bio:Jack fought. That's the best way one could put it. He fought his way into the world, and  he'll be fighting on the way out as well. He still fights. He fights for his will, he fights for his ideals, he fights for himself and he fights for those he cares about. Though he was restrained by the kennel, everyday, he tried to fight his way out. Now that he's out, he has anger, and no target.

Russel Cat? *^{BORN IN NEW ZEALAND IN '64}*

[lawastooshort]

I'm going to be away with limited internet for a fortnight, so if I don't post by the time everyone else has, please auto me. My behavioural preferences are: 1/ Scratch and then urinate on anything with a shiny screen; 2/ Violent assault of any small lizards we pass; 3/ Following the majority of other cats in seeking freedom and food.

Thanks.

[quinnr]

Eisenhard licked his paw for a while before remembering he should do something useful and decided to search for something on which he could try his acrobatically-enhanced violent kitty moves.

You fly straight at the front gate to leave the compound and utterly decimate it by jumping on top of each of the hinges individually and pushing them out.

Attack the newly resurrected Belikoj and pin him down. 

You attempt to pin down Balajok. (3) Unfortunately, he dodges and nothing happens. (3)

>Throw Hebrides into the path of the monster cat and make my escape.

You try to push at Hebrides, but he jumps straight on top of you, knocking you down and preventing any escape for the moment. (2)

Oh. Well, sorry.

"Bra, there's like totally street lights over the fence man, perhaps we should look for a way under it..."

Krav Maga the dog food dispenser.

You do a roundhouse kick and DECIMATE the dispenser. You pick up some of the food. (4+1)

GET ALLLLLLLLL the catnip, ALL OF IT

You pick it up, but inhale a bunch of it as you do so. You feel a bit..woozy. (2)
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Turns reset.

I'm going to be away with limited internet for a fortnight, so if I don't post by the time everyone else has, please auto me. My behavioural preferences are: 1/ Scratch and then urinate on anything with a shiny screen; 2/ Violent assault of any small lizards we pass; 3/ Following the majority of other cats in seeking freedom and food.

Thanks.

That's fine, thanks for letting me know. If you'd like, I can let someone substitute in for you, as well.

[NRDL]

"Belikoj, you are MINE!"

Attack again, from the sky!  Pin him!

[wolfchild]

EAT IT

[quinnr]

"Belikoj, you are MINE!"

Attack again, from the sky!  Pin him!

You fly into the sky, surprising Belakoj! (+1) Unfortunately, you totally miss him. He doesn't even flinch. (1+1)

EAT IT

You nom on more Catnip. You get more woozy. So woozy that you black out for 20 seconds. (2)

[lawastooshort]

Eat as much of the food as possible and then KRAV MAGA the rest before my astonished fellows.

((Er, well, if someone wants to make SENSIBLE suggestions then I'm happy with that. I will metaphorically +1 any action that could lead to inflicting crotch injury.))