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Author Topic: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 34: Bread is bread?!)  (Read 36659 times)

wolfchild

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« Reply #60 on: July 08, 2012, 04:44:51 pm »

Open the refrigirator
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« Reply #61 on: July 08, 2012, 05:36:28 pm »

(Would you like to attempt to use the syringe, bandaids, or something else to heal him?)
((Syringe since the nice kitty intuition roll said it is good stuff, band-aids if needed.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« Reply #62 on: July 08, 2012, 05:44:38 pm »

Open the refrigirator

You climb up and insert the key. You also manage to get the lock off. However, the door is pretty heavy and you have issues getting it open even after the lock is removed. (3)

Eisenhard scratched his head contemplatively, half due to habit and half to groom his fur.

Eisenhard heals Nix if allowed to, with his help if possible.

If not allowed, give him some band-aids anyway and try to find a way out.


Nix would have struggled as you try to insert the syringe, but you execute your sharp needle insertion with such speed and grace that he couldn't even resist. After a minute or two, all of Nix's wounds disappear. But then, Nix's eyes turn pure black, and grows mysterious bat-like wings. Apparently you put the syringe in just the right place for it to take total effect, and have turned Nix into a Vampire Cat. You discard the syringe. (6)

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« Reply #63 on: July 08, 2012, 11:59:33 pm »

A vampire? What the hell.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« Reply #64 on: July 09, 2012, 01:07:09 am »

It was just a ruse... they were getting more and more cunning, Hebrides reflected. He would have to take immediate action to show the techno-fiends who was boss.

Jump on the desk, knock the computer to the floor, urinate on it through the cracks, and flee.

You knock the computer to the floor, and start to pee on it. Unfortunately, the electricity from the broken computer arcs up via your pee, and gives you a killer shock. Herbidies loses a (single) life!

Excellent. Does it not catch fire though?

Look for the nearest way out of the building and exit. None of my enemies remain here.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« Reply #65 on: July 09, 2012, 02:09:04 am »

"This ought to be interesting."

Discern what new powers I have.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« Reply #66 on: July 09, 2012, 02:23:04 am »

>Try to find some exit from this building, scouting ahead before telling my less-clever companions.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 5: Mewmewmew?)
« Reply #67 on: July 10, 2012, 02:46:11 pm »

A vampire? What the hell.

Sixes are fun. Ones too. And since people have 9 lives, dying can be pretty common.

"This ought to be interesting."

Discern what new powers I have.

You feel that you would be able to suck blood (lethally or non lethally) to gain strength, fly for very short distances (to get to high places, long distance is a no-go), or emit sparkles. (5)

>Try to find some exit from this building, scouting ahead before telling my less-clever companions.

You run straight into the glass front door that everyone else has already noticed is there. It really hurts. (1)

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It was just a ruse... they were getting more and more cunning, Hebrides reflected. He would have to take immediate action to show the techno-fiends who was boss.

Jump on the desk, knock the computer to the floor, urinate on it through the cracks, and flee.

You knock the computer to the floor, and start to pee on it. Unfortunately, the electricity from the broken computer arcs up via your pee, and gives you a killer shock. Herbidies loses a (single) life!

Excellent. Does it not catch fire though?

Look for the nearest way out of the building and exit. None of my enemies remain here.

Any small fire was put out by your urine.

You run straight at the front door, and instinctively do a Krav Maga move to knock the door straight off the hinges, then calmly strut outside. (6)
You realize that you know Krav Maga!

A new location has been discovered: In Front of The Shelter.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 6: Vampire Cats!)
« Reply #68 on: July 10, 2012, 02:52:25 pm »

Eisenhard looks at Nix with a puzzled look. "I didn't know that syringe would turn you into a vampire. Do you feel ok now?"

After Nix asnwers or doesn't answer, he notices the front door was opened and starts to move towards it. "Thank God we are leaving this place." he says while giving a smug look at the fallen cat (Balakoj) near the door.

Leave the place through the front door and find a real weapon for a kitty urban warrior.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 6: Vampire Cats!)
« Reply #69 on: July 10, 2012, 03:00:50 pm »

Eisenhard looks at Nix with a puzzled look. "I didn't know that syringe would turn you into a vampire. Do you feel ok now?"

After Nix asnwers or doesn't answer, he notices the front door was opened and starts to move towards it. "Thank God we are leaving this place." he says while giving a smug look at the fallen cat (Balakoj) near the door.

Leave the place through the front door and find a real weapon for a kitty urban warrior.

You walk outside through the broken door and look around..you walk over to the rack of leashes and grab one. Maybe you could use it as a whip or something? (3)
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 6: Vampire Cats!)
« Reply #70 on: July 10, 2012, 04:25:46 pm »

Search the immediate outside carefully for signs of technological... things.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 6: Vampire Cats!)
« Reply #71 on: July 10, 2012, 05:00:31 pm »

Get some leverage to open the door
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 6: Vampire Cats!)
« Reply #72 on: July 11, 2012, 12:48:26 am »

"Cool."

Find Belikoj.
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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 6: Vampire Cats!)
« Reply #73 on: July 11, 2012, 12:52:44 am »

((@NRDL: Sorry about the whole vampire thing. At least Nix is probably looking cooler now and his wounds were healed.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: You Are A Cat (II) [RTD] (Turn 6: Vampire Cats!)
« Reply #74 on: July 11, 2012, 12:54:12 am »

((You kidding?  I owe you one, thanks so much.  I now have the tools for my vengeance.  If you hadn't done this, it would have taken me much longer  ;).))
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