Come on now, chakra? How can you seriously be offering that for headache relief advice?
...I am not offering "chakra" as headache relief advice. I was pointing out in response to
Knight of Fools advising meditation for headache relief that meditation can in some cases
induce headaches. A simple
google search will confirm that meditation induced headaches are a fairly common problem amongst those who meditate. A simple
google search will also confirm that sex is an effective headache relief. And I was advising, from personal experience, sex as relief for the particular kind of headaches that are induced by meditation. Hangover headache? Drink water...no more headache. Meditation headache? Sex...no more headache.
If you personally find the notion of chakras to be "strange voodoo" that's not my problem.
so, masturbating to release "energy" through the root chakra prevents "energy" build up
in the crown chakra from excessive meditation, combating meditation induced migraines.
No, it does not
prevent energy buildup from happening. It releases energy that
has already built up. That sex releases energy from the body is easily observable. Ask anyone who has had sex whether they'd be more likely to run a marathon before or after sex. Ask them if they'd be more likely to take a nap before or after. Sex as an energy drain is common knowledge and easily observable. And yet what "energy" is it that is being drained and what "scientific evidence" is there of it? It's silly to get worked up over the fact that I'm using words like "energy" and "chakras" to describe this.
and do we really have to do the nasty business ourselves?
No. A partner works fine. But is sometimes more difficult to arrange.
isn't there some sort of crystal or some homoeopathic solution that takes
care of the energy release without dirty napkins and feelings of guilt?
My own experience has failed to show any use for crystals or homeopathy. Sex as a method of pain relief from meditation induced headaches is something I can speak to personally.
I will point out that the two of you seem more interested in taking issue with the
aesthetic nature of my descriptions than the actual content. I assert that sexual release is often an effective means of relief from headaches, and that it is especially effective in the case of meditation induced headaches. If you don't believe me, I invite you to give it a try. If I'm wrong, you may return here and call me all sorts of silly names. If I'm right, then does it really matter whether "chakras" are real or not? Isn't headache relief the goal here?