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Author Topic: Speedy massacre (A tutorial how-to for quickly killing things...quickly.)  (Read 5031 times)

hector13

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1. Walk up to an enemy (obvious step, none of you list it!)
The honourable lungburst warrior has no need for this. The honourable lungburst warrior can wait for his enemies to walk to their doom, or snipe their lungs from afar using the noble method of throwing or shooting.
What if said enemies were archers that counter-sniped said honourable lungburst warrior?

Then the prior mentioned honourable lungburst warrior, lest they have legendary dodging and/or shield-user skills, has likely been brained, and it no longer matters.
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1 enemy

1. Wait till he come closer
2. Grab troat with hand
3. Strangle
4. Cut head/troat off or just keep pinch parts off. I like doing ears, nose(with bite) then each finger, hands, feets until it have just upper body and lower body

2~3 enemies

Run until just one enemy comes closer and do the 1 enemy tactic. If they still in group throw stones at their legs.

Bunch of enemies(10+)
RUN like hell, throw meatshields, try to get them from afar or to isolate them. Sneak is good if they are camped, as you can kill them and run then come back repeat.

Ranged enemies
Meatshiel + bow/throw, or hide in trees and advance with trees between you and then. If they are in group or band you can't win, just run.
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Loud Whispers

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1. Walk up to an enemy (obvious step, none of you list it!)
The honourable lungburst warrior has no need for this. The honourable lungburst warrior can wait for his enemies to walk to their doom, or snipe their lungs from afar using the noble method of throwing or shooting.
What if said enemies were archers that counter-sniped said honourable lungburst warrior?
Then you flyyyyyyyyy

UristMcWanderer

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1. Walk up to an enemy (obvious step, none of you list it!)
The honourable lungburst warrior has no need for this. The honourable lungburst warrior can wait for his enemies to walk to their doom, or snipe their lungs from afar using the noble method of throwing or shooting.
What if said enemies were archers that counter-sniped said honourable lungburst warrior?
Then you flyyyyyyyyy
What if you can't?
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mud074

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1. Wait for enemies to get close, make sure to fight one at a time.
2. Lop off/break both arms.
3. Move onto the next enemy and repeat.
4. Mop up the survivors.

It also helps to throw stuff at the incoming attackers.
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Loud Whispers

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1. Walk up to an enemy (obvious step, none of you list it!)
The honourable lungburst warrior has no need for this. The honourable lungburst warrior can wait for his enemies to walk to their doom, or snipe their lungs from afar using the noble method of throwing or shooting.
What if said enemies were archers that counter-sniped said honourable lungburst warrior?
Then you flyyyyyyyyy
What if you can't?
Then I suppose the honourable lungburst warrior has need for walking.

UristMcWanderer

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1. Walk up to an enemy (obvious step, none of you list it!)
The honourable lungburst warrior has no need for this. The honourable lungburst warrior can wait for his enemies to walk to their doom, or snipe their lungs from afar using the noble method of throwing or shooting.
What if said enemies were archers that counter-sniped said honourable lungburst warrior?
Then you flyyyyyyyyy
What if you can't?
Then I suppose the honourable lungburst warrior has need for walking.
What if the honourable lungburst warrior had his lower spine broken and cannot walk?
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Loud Whispers

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Xantalos

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What about heartburst warrior? Legendary Striker, punch in upper body, and watch their own ribs turn against them, by puncturing the organs FOR you!
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Alestom

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What about heartburst warrior? Legendary Striker, punch in upper body, and watch their own ribs turn against them, by puncturing the organs FOR you!
Then the honourable lungburst warrior will lungbust the heartburst warrior from afar.
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ClkWrkJester

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Sneak + Heavy animal corpse.

Was using a tiger, and every hit would shatter their spines, causing them to be unable to speak or breathe.  Wiped out whole forts this way.
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Helgoland

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You can dive into murky pools and start sneaking when the enemies are more than ~5 tiles away. Quite useful for picking off archers before fighting the bulk of the enemy forces.
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Corai

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What about heartburst warrior? Legendary Striker, punch in upper body, and watch their own ribs turn against them, by puncturing the organs FOR you!
Then the honourable lungburst warrior will lungbust the heartburst warrior from afar.

What if honourable lungburst warrior faces a foe without organs, and is without rocks to throw?
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Loud Whispers

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Then why is the honourable lungburst warrior fighting a foe without lungs? This battle is not for his abilities to fight.

Xantalos

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Then honorable lungburst warrior becomes honorable chestburst(er) warrior! *SKREEE*
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