I have to post this.
https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1347288812Doing a random battle.
I don't really have a particularly good team. No good synergies or hazards or sweepers. Just kinda a "whatever" team.
Around turn 17 this guy starts flaming me.
☆dkfpos9323: wow you're a greedy motherfucker
☆dkfpos9323: and you dodge my attack lmfao
☆ws 54erht dxer fgf: i don't have anything that can win otherwise
☆ws 54erht dxer fgf: if i don't get this i will lose anyway
☆ws 54erht dxer fgf: so gotta do it
Because I really don't. His team can easily cover anything Alakazam or Salazzle can dish out. I also don't really have stall or any form of regeneration. So either I do a full sweep or I lose.
He just keeps flaming me like he can't read my text.
☆dkfpos9323: literally fucking clueless
☆dkfpos9323: greedy as fuck dragon dances because you got a clutch dodge against stone edge lmfao.
☆dkfpos9323: and you won the speed tie lmfao
So I just keep kinda trying to find a way to make him do a stupid switch so I can kill some stuff. He just never stops flaming. I get lucky with a 10% chance burn on flamethrower.
☆dkfpos9323: OMFG
☆dkfpos9323: and now you even fucking burn me?
☆dkfpos9323: what a joke.....
☆dkfpos9323: what a fucking joke
☆dkfpos9323: burning my ttar...
☆dkfpos9323: fucking ridiculous
I really have no moves so I just keep alternating between using Ditto to use his own leech seed and trying to stall with something else.
☆dkfpos9323: bruh this is fucking TEDIOUS
☆dkfpos9323: ☆dkfpos9323: why are you wasting my time
Eventually he finally switches in his Decudieye. Starts cleaning up my team. My Crobat does 99% damage to him and also dies. I don't really have anything left.
I really only have Ditto and an almost dead Solgaleo left. I figured best thing I can hope for is to sacrifice Solgaleo to boost the enemy's Celesteela and use Ditto to do as much damage as possible before losing.
☆dkfpos9323: lmfao
☆dkfpos9323: so fucking pathetic
☆dkfpos9323: what a waste of my time
Ditto comes in. +1 sp attack. I decide to pin my hopes on Flash Cannon. We are both leeched. I only have 5 flash cannons to kill a 3/4th health Celesteela and an Urshifu with sucker punch. The guy is basically guaranteed to win.
Suddenly he switches out Celesteela to Urshifu. I think he thinks it'll clear up the leech seed for him or something. I blow up the Urshifu.
I get another +1 sp attack.
Celesteela gets annihilated with the now +2 Ditto Celesteela with my now last two Flash Cannons.
☆dkfpos9323 left
Feels so goddamn good. So damn good man.