I did make some changes nonetheless. YOu're right, I can't plan for everything, but I felt like my weaknesses are all over the OU metagame and it didn't really do to be lacking in those areas.
Took out the second half of my team and replaced it with a FWG setup.
PUNCH GOD (Gallade) @ Galladite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Psycho Cut
- Close Combat
- Ice Punch
PUNCH SATAN (Bisharp) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- Iron Head
- Knock Off
PUNCHY THE PUNCH DOG (Sylveon) (F) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 244 HP / 252 SpA / 12 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hyper Voice
- Psyshock
- Shadow Ball
- Baton Pass
HIBBY (Rotom-Wash) @ Leftovers
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 248 HP / 216 Def / 44 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Spe
- Volt Switch
- Hydro Pump
- Will-O-Wisp
- Pain Split
PUNCH JESUS (Breloom) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Mach Punch
- Spore
- Protect
SMOKE BIG WEED (Heatran) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 248 HP / 192 SpD / 68 Spe
Calm Nature
- Lava Plume
- Toxic
- Earth Power
- Stealth Rock
The defensive coverage FWG affords is pretty well known and I think it shores up a lot of my typing issues though the loss of VoltTurn hurts. With protect, toxic orb, and spore Breloom turns prankster thunder wavers into setup bait, already got two wins off of it. Bisharp was already doing the job you gave Scizor, setting up monstrously hard on hazards and blobwalls like Chansey. That's another thing I've gotten some easy wins off of. Brelooms also hits Swampert 4x with bullet seed and Heatran fries Ferrothorn, one of the only lumps that Bisharp can't really set up on.
Rotom-W has 30 speed IVs for a guaranteed slowvolt on other Rotoms, though given that I'm gonna have him do a lot of that I'm wondering if a more specially defensive typing won't help him more. He doesn't take that much damage from it, either way.
EDIT: I like this team a lot.