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Heavy Weapons Pony

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Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« on: June 27, 2012, 01:07:17 pm »
MEET THE PYRO IS OUT EVERYBODY! IS YOUR BODY READY FOR THIS LEVEL OF AWESOME!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 01:09:47 pm »
"I fear no man... But that... Thing... It scares me."
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 01:11:57 pm »
That guy... thing... It's insane!

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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2012, 01:28:02 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"One shudders to think what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams so chronic can sustain such cruelty..."


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I actually for a moment didn't realize those reds were talking about the pyro on their team.
Well played valve.
Well played.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2012, 01:29:20 pm »
Let's be realistic here, for the Pyro, team affiliation is just a suggestion.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 01:43:04 pm »
So the Pyro is...a musician girl?
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 02:28:30 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on June 27, 2012, 01:29:20 pm
Let's be realistic here, for the Pyro, team affiliation is just a suggestion.
Suddenly we gain so much insight into why the Pyro regularly checks to see if Team-mates will burn.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 03:50:18 pm »
No unmasking? I'm mildly disappointed.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 03:52:09 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on June 27, 2012, 03:50:18 pm
No unmasking? I'm mildly disappointed.
Valve will never end the Pyrotroll. Ever.

Hell, they even had RED Heavy indicate that Pyro was not a man, but had RED Scout speak of it as male.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 03:54:29 pm »
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Quote from: kaijyuu on June 27, 2012, 03:50:18 pm
No unmasking? I'm mildly disappointed.
Valve will never end the Pyrotroll. Ever.

Hell, they even had RED Heavy indicate that Pyro was not a man, but had RED Scout speak of it as male.

It's face was burned off, so the rubber mask was grafted to it.

That's also why it wears rubber pants.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2012, 04:06:34 pm »
Pyro is clearly a brony... and credit to team!

Like many, I had hoped for a Samus-like grand reveal, but I knew it wasn't going to happen.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2012, 04:08:04 pm »
I imagine the hallucinogens and happy drugs are to quell the hellish pain from the burns.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2012, 04:52:43 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on June 27, 2012, 04:08:04 pm
I imagine the hallucinogens and happy drugs are to quell the hellish pain from the burns.
What burns? Pryo's just walking in sunshine.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2012, 05:20:01 pm »
That's what it thinks.
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Re: Team Fotress 2 - Meet the Pyro Update comencing!
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2012, 06:37:04 pm »
Spoiler: Nigh on ten years ago. (click to show/hide)

I feel so vindicated in how I always Pyro'd.
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