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[Shawarma]

Might be too small to see. That's goblin bone piccolo decorated with cave spider silk and dog leather encircled with bands of more goblin bone. On the piccolo is an image of the goblin whose bones were used in diamond and an image of another artifact in cat leather.

Goblin bones
Dog and cat leather
Diamonds
Images of the bone's previous owner

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[Lightningfalcon]

A candy battle axe.  Can't remember much of it, other then my captain of the guard got headshotted by a goblin before he could use it.

[misko27]

A candy battle axe.  Can't remember much of it, other then my captain of the guard got headshotted by a goblin before he could use it.

Yeah, I had a candy axe. It menaced with spike of gobbo bone and FB silk, the two coolest things possible. It had 2 pictures of itself on it, and was worth virtually my entire fort. It was also the first thing made of candy in the fort. So Awesome. Now it belongs to the best axedwarf I have, and has 5 kills, all goblin. I am so happy about it, and so many artifacts after it have images of it themselves.

[Triaxx2]

Heh, I had a fort where I got an Eagle Bone Warhammer. True, not the best combat weapon around, but it's perfect for a hammerer.

Definitely beaten out by the Copper Bed, with several different rough and cut gems on it.

[TopHat]

'This is a large, dwarf bone serrated disk. It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone'

Man. You need to find that thing in Adventure mode and use it as your main weapon.

Sadly, I flooded the fort.

[peskyninja]

'This is a large, dwarf bone serrated disk. It menaces with spikes of dwarf bone'

Man. You need to find that thing in Adventure mode and use it as your main weapon.

Sadly, I flooded the fort.

That's no excuse.
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The Deteriorated Hold, a steel shorts sword. And after that sword I got a full set of clothing ( Shoes, trousers, robe, mask and turban) with despiction of it. Sadly I've abandoned the fort due to FPS issues and deleted the world.

[Pawel1997PL]

A steel guantlet adorned with sikes of steel and various gems and adorned with bands of platinum, engraved with 2 pictures represending 2 of my most awesome dwarves killing FBs.

I wan't to punch something now...

[Fallenworldful]

Most badass?

SLADE WARHAMMER. Unfortunately, it got STOLEN when the hammerdorflord using it decided he wanted to be a speardworf instead.

Full name- Cakes the Bashing of Arrows
It menaced with spikes of adamantine, spikes of steel, more spikes of adamantine, and silk. Engraved in the stone was an image of the hammerlord I gave it to striking down a FB.

I miss it already.

[Sprin]

two guntlets were forged in the furneces of Okabaz.
the left one made of gold with adimantine spikes with an image of a plump helmit the right adamantine with gold spikes on the imate is the left guntlet

[brainfreez]

goblin bone crutch , it menaces with spikes of elf bone , spikes of platinum and spikes of giant cave spider silk . it has rings of red tourmaline and rings of adamantine . on the item is a image of dwarf udib forgevision and a goblin the goblin is striking down the dwarf. on the giant rat leather is a image of a human and leeches , the human is admiring the leeches.

btw its called the rotoflu 
and its worth about 60000db. my marksdwarf used it to kill a berserk dwarf and a hamster woman (he used the crutch to kill them because he has 1leg and his left arm has motor nerve severed or maybe because he is to dumb to pick up the ammo) .

 i wish he would lose eye (to put an eye patch) and get a parrot companion . i would build a boat over the ocean and let him to catch whales.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Most badass?

SLADE WARHAMMER. Unfortunately, it got STOLEN when the hammerdorflord using it decided he wanted to be a speardworf instead.

Full name- Cakes the Bashing of Arrows
It menaced with spikes of adamantine, spikes of steel, more spikes of adamantine, and silk. Engraved in the stone was an image of the hammerlord I gave it to striking down a FB.

I miss it already.

Wow. Just...wow. You need to find the event in history that was the theft at your fort, find the cave it was taken to, and TAKE IT BACK FROM THE KOBOLDS!!
Or, die trying.

[Triaxx2]

I just recieved Dawnpaddled, an Electrum Warhammer, decorated with spikes of Electrum. The Weaponsmith loves Electrum.

[46852]

A candy battle axe.  Can't remember much of it, other then my captain of the guard got headshotted by a goblin before he could use it.

I have, for several seasons now, prepared my dwarves to give me Legendary Weaponsmith. A large portion of my population is "Apprentices", they don't have any other skills than weaponsmithing, to ensure that the moods hit the sweet spot.

BUT.

First artifact was a pig tail short skirt, made by a drunken ("Had a decadent drink recently") teenager (42 yo iirc) clothier girl.

BUT THEN!

I got my artifact adamantine axe! Finally!!!!

BUT.

It was a toy axe. A toy worth half a million dwarfbucks.

 I hope my future militia commander gets to play with it....

[GreatWyrmGold]

That's got to be the least child-safe toy in existance. Its unearthly sharp and undulling edge is made all the sharper by the mooder' magic, and it attracts goblins and clowns alike!

[Loud Whispers]

Recently? Limestone door.

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor.

FFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU LUCKY. I wish I had artifact doors!

I'd like a indestructible easy fort entrance as well.
But murphy's law says its still pickable.

Place it on the floor above a ramp. Would that work? Maybe.