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[expwnent]

I was messing around with LUA, and then this happened:

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I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share.

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Trade Galleyshark likes obsidian, obsidian, maple wood, dwarf nail, dwarf eye tissue, the color auburn, maces, leggings and slabs. She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.

[Loud Whispers]

Where's the rest of the profile? I refuse to believe a short, sturdy creature fond of alcohol, industry, dwarves, dwarves and dwarves would detest dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.

[Corai]

She hates dwarves.


But loves there connective tissue and nails? I SMELL A GOBLIN, A GOBLIN SPY. SENT TO TORTURE YOUR DWARVES.





Let her do her job.

[Crashmaster]

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.

[Xenos]

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.

[Friendstrange]

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.

This and vampirification if not one already.

[Eric Blank]

I was messing around with LUA, and then this happened:

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I thought it was funny, so I thought I'd share.

(In case the image breaks at some point...)

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Trade Galleyshark likes obsidian, obsidian, maple wood, dwarf nail, dwarf eye tissue, the color auburn, maces, leggings and slabs. She absolutely detests dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.

What exactly did you do with the coding?

[expwnent]

I've also heavily modded the game. She's an echelon 3 dwarf.

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I interpret her liking dwarf eye tissue as her liking to poke out dwarven eyes. Or maybe she just likes them as macabre decoration.

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.

Done. Doctor Galleysharks is now ready to start stabbing wounded dwarves, dwarves and dwarves.

[Loud Whispers]

Fact : The efficiency of a CMD is directly proportional to how threatening their names sound.

[Eric Blank]

Fact : The efficiency of a CMD is directly proportional to how threatening their names sound.

Good thing my militia commander/CMD is nicknamed "Nurse Joykill"

[krenshala]

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.

This and vampirification if not one already.

I miss my Chief Medical Vampire.

[GhostDwemer]

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.

This and vampirification if not one already.

I miss my Chief Medical Vampire.

Hmm, you have a tummy ache? Excess sanguine humors, you need a bloodletting. A broken arm from the last siege? Probably due to having too much blood, makes the bones brittle, I prescribe a bloodletting. Pregnant, you say? Too much blood makes a baby born without a beard, bloodletting is practically required in cases like this.

[Corai]

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.

This and vampirification if not one already.

I miss my Chief Medical Vampire.

Hmm, you have a tummy ache? Excess sanguine humors, you need a bloodletting. A broken arm from the last siege? Probably due to having too much blood, makes the bones brittle, I prescribe a bloodletting. Pregnant, you say? Too much blood makes a baby born without a beard, bloodletting is practically required in cases like this.

Bleeding out? -Insert bloodletting here-

[misko27]

Promotion to chief medical dwarf is required.

This and vampirification if not one already.

I miss my Chief Medical Vampire.

Hmm, you have a tummy ache? Excess sanguine humors, you need a bloodletting. A broken arm from the last siege? Probably due to having too much blood, makes the bones brittle, I prescribe a bloodletting. Pregnant, you say? Too much blood makes a baby born without a beard, bloodletting is practically required in cases like this.

Bleeding out? -Insert bloodletting here-

Yoiu wouldn't be bleeding if you dind't have so much blood! so much, Your practically bursting! Yes, Full of delicious bloo-uh, um, yes, sit over here inthis dark room, I'll be with you in a moment. NURSE, wheres my napkin?

[Loud Whispers]

Bleeding out? -Insert bloodletting here-

That's not necessary. All you'd have to do is collect a "small" sample of the lost blood, to run tests on...