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[Deedicla]

In this format:

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e.g


>Be traitor
>Get objective to kill random assistant
>Run to assistant
>Punch him infront of security
>security don't give a fuck

etc

[moogmg]

>Walk around for a few seconds
>random person knock you out and takes your headset
>random person stuffs you in locker
>stay in locker until rest of game.

[Elfeater]

>Be Warden
>Train security into private army
>conquer medical
>kill some people
>Admins got bored
>fight aliens
>retreat to prison station
>Seal entrance
>wait with what was left of my army till the end of time
True story, on an LLA story, i formed The Legion which outclassed any security force, and doubled as a personal army, we did stuff like this for quite a few games, till the admins shut us down. The crap security fell back in place.

[612DwarfAvenue]

You're not doing it right. You're supposed to use greentext as well.


>Be CE
>Blob in SecHQ
>igotthis.png
>Open up Engineering Secure Storage
>Grab an Emitter
>Grab a toolbox
>Head to SecHQ
>Other people helping destroy the Blob
>Wrench and weld Emitter to the ground, facing the Blob
>"Stand back!"
>Activate Emitter
>PEW PEW PEW
>The lasers cut right the fuck through the Blob
>Help destroy the last bits of the Blob
>Engineers get the place patched up in the time it takes for me to get the RCD
>Everything went better than expected

[Cearnaigh]

You're not doing it right. You're supposed to use greentext as well.

Please no.

gb24chin ty

[UristMcWanderer]

(guitar playing)
>Carmen Miranda's ghost is haunting Space Station 3
>Half the staff has seen her, plus the port-master and me
>And if you think we've had too much of Cookie's homemade rum, just tell me where these basket-hats of fruit keep coming from
(guitar)
>Don't go down the cargo bay when there's no ship in dock
>You just might hear maracas clack and get a nasty shock
>And if you heard a rum-ba-beat, don't pass the mess room door
>You just might see a tangerine come rolling down the floor
(guitar)
>We sometimes catch a glimpse of her by station night or day
>But when we try to catch her, she just laughs and fades away
>The station's Chief Ed Shrinkre takes his notes and drains his cup
>We got rotated often but she still keeps showing up
(guitar)
>We don't know why we're haunted there or why it's her that haunts
>We got a betting pool for those who wonder what she wants
>The best odds say she likes the rhythm; other stations rive
>They didn't have these generators while she was alive

(long guitar)

>Carmen Miranda's ghost is haunting Space Station 3
>Not that we're complaining, as the fresh fruit all comes free
>But now and then we wonder what it means for the human race
>That ghosts of generations past are taking off our space
(guitar finishes song)

Actually lyrics to a song, I just had to post this. I'm not sure if ALL of the words are right, I just pulled some from what I thought they'd have been.

[Megaman]

>Be Lawyer
>Yell at security about handling my client roughly
>Get yelled at back
>Be physically thrown out of security
>Spend rest of life collecting welfare

[612DwarfAvenue]

You're not doing it right. You're supposed to use greentext as well.

Please no.

gb24chin ty

>In a thread where we post using ">"
>Tells ME to go back to 4chan

Notice the issue here?

[ductape]

this thread is kinda like pollution, along with the litany of SS13 threads here and everywhere on the internet.

[Orb]

Ah, SS13. Memories. I think this was back when I was still an admin. Long time ago.

>Spawn as traitor
>Sucks as traitor, but loves it anyway
>Got caught e-magging doors.
>Ends up in the Brig
>Breaks out by using traitor item to break handcuffs
>Collects various traitor items left outside.
>Stuck in brig, no way to get through door
>Uses device to hide as a backpack
>Clown comments on what a fine backpack I was.
>I move, clown is surprised
-cover is blown-
>Eventually, security comes in, and I jump into the trash bin.
>Jumps into trash bin that leads BACK into the jail cells
>Stays in jail rest of game, handling complaints and other adminny things

That's was one of my more fonder memories. I think CompactNinja was the clown, but I can't be for certain. Great RP (and hilarious at that) from him at the time.

[TheBronzePickle]

> Cousin lets me babysit his character while he grabs some food
> See that he's built a very nice bomb
> Decide it would be nice to set it up for him
> Attach a timer to the bomb
> Accidentally press the 'activate' button on the timer
> Cripple the station
> Cousin doesn't let me on his computer for a while

[jackbod]

>Be wizard
> get the AIs leash (cant remember hwat its called but I grabbed em both)
>Declared a law that I (the wizard) was the true high king of SS13
>Declared a law that all people other than the high king must be brutally killed as quick as possible
>Made an army of mountain poo golems
>WIN 

[Angel Of Death]

>Be chemist
>Clown says "Hey, inject me with acid and poison! And drugs, too!"
>Do exactly that
>"HOLY FUCK AN ALIEN BROKE IN". My chemist partner runs, but gets chased. The clown and I get killed.
>Geneticist hides in closet, waits for alien to leave. Clones me
>Shitlord breaks into genetics, tries to kill me.
>Medical officer sees, breaks in, heals me (I was about 4 seconds from death)
>Get polyacid thrown on self. Medic heals me again
>Medic corners the shitlord and begins beating the living shit out of him. I join in
>Medic lets me get in the last few punches to satisfy my revenge. I never did see that medic again, but I'm pretty sure I did hear him say something along the lines of "AAAH HALP WARDEN IS KILLING M"
>Get attacked by warden with an energy gun. Chemistry partner sees and starts beating the crap out of him. He (chemist partner dude) takes my handcufs off but gets flashed and arrested. Eventually I grab a gun. Captain sees and takes it off of me, even though the HoS was giving guns to the workers, because of the shitlord spike.
>I assume my chemistry partner is dead. I feel bad for letting him get executed.
>Suddenly, energy hits me! I've been stunned by the warden! He takes me to the cell, with my chemistry partner and says "Now u 2 can be gay together". Those were his exact works, yes, even the 'u' and '2'.
> I say "When he comes in, you disarm him, I'll strangle him". Judging by the bodies and vomit everywhere, he had been lethal injecting people and then dragging their bodies back to their cells.
>He comes in, we do exactly what we said we would and kill him.
>I free my chemistry partner. The warden had killed the HoS and taken his ID. I took the ID from him and assumed the role of the new HoS. I managed survive until the end of the round and even escape on the shuttle. I would have freed more prisoners, but they were all braindead.

That was a good round. No admins were on, but still, good round.

[miauw62]

> Cousin lets me babysit his character while he grabs some food
> See that he's built a very nice bomb
> Decide it would be nice to set it up for him
> Attach a timer to the bomb
> Accidentally press the 'activate' button on the timer
> Cripple the station
> Cousin doesn't let me on his computer for a while

"Somebody set us up the bomb!"

[Deedicla]

>Be cyborg
>Security capture a blood cult
>AI tells us he didn't do anything against the laws
>We break in, and warden tells us to stand down
>We tell him we don't have legs, so we can't stand down
>I charge to him with a crowbar, he flashes me
>I go back, and the captain tries to get in
>Luckily I wall the entrance to where we were in (permabrig)
>Warden says that he won't do any harm to him
>We deconstruct the wall
>We get out
>Noone is out
>After we get out, blood cult gets killed