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Author Topic: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - No Country For Ghandi  (Read 47612 times)

Korbac

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #120 on: July 01, 2012, 05:57:18 pm »

I'll have my Eggs... Benedict.

YEAAAAAHHHHHHH NO ¬_¬

Game hotting up! I'm behind as I'd expected, but not by as much as I'd thought. Let's hope my army is up to snuff to take 3 provs next turn. :)
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #121 on: July 02, 2012, 09:58:55 am »

Painful turn for one of us?
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #122 on: July 02, 2012, 10:00:24 am »

Aww sad times. Apparently the indies didn't like my door-to-door evangelists. :(
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The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #123 on: July 02, 2012, 12:49:02 pm »

I've learned much already in this game...
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Il Palazzo

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #124 on: July 02, 2012, 05:45:51 pm »

Painful turn for one of us?
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Yuxtavarayuzsaspkeraekiloservaxzera won't live much longer either. Them rabid lizardmen gave him a bad case of bird flu.

Yes, I'm boasting of my spy network.
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #125 on: July 02, 2012, 06:12:36 pm »

Do you have a province with Indy spies? I'd kill you to get my hands on that.
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #126 on: July 02, 2012, 06:13:50 pm »

He has a surprisingly long time to live, though.

Air Shield cast by an A4 mage should protect against arrows. Also, bodyguards should catch arrows. That is all.
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The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #127 on: July 02, 2012, 06:16:24 pm »

Arrows? You people can afford arrows?
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #128 on: July 02, 2012, 06:18:27 pm »

Arrows? You mean those pointy things you sometimes find embedded in your shield after a battle? Look like tiny javelins?
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #129 on: July 02, 2012, 06:20:08 pm »

Arrows are, er, about the only thing I CAN afford. Then again it's kind of our specialty. That and lightning bolts. The arrows in question, though, belonged to the unwashed masses that chased off my poor orange-winged peace-bringing spreaders of the faith. And lightning bolts, they spread them too.
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The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #130 on: July 03, 2012, 07:59:46 am »

Pfah, those things are useless. My people only use them to weed out the weak and the sick. A true man is able to dodge them without breaking a sweat.
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #131 on: July 03, 2012, 08:14:25 am »

Well, my hopes are exponentially diminishing.  :D

TIME TO MAKE THE SWITCH
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #132 on: July 03, 2012, 11:40:59 am »

Arrows? You mean those things the ancient ones find between their nails once in a while or just bounce off their armor? They find them to be somewhat amusing. Separating an amazon's upper jaw from the rest of its body using only your thumbs is quite amusing too.

Also luck 3 is lololol, that is all.
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #133 on: July 03, 2012, 11:43:09 am »

Also luck 3 is lololol, that is all.
So far it gave me two "tax loss is X" events. Lololol indeed.
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 8 - It has begun!
« Reply #134 on: July 03, 2012, 11:45:34 am »

Arrows? You mean those things the ancient ones find between their nails once in a while or just bounce off their armor? They find them to be somewhat amusing. Separating an amazon's upper jaw from the rest of its body using only your thumbs is quite amusing too.

Also luck 3 is lololol, that is all.
Misfortune 2 is incredibly boring when you've got fortune tellers preventing all the bad events. All you get is a huge lump of gold every turn because of your amazing scales.
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