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[Karlito]

Oh my, I'm usually not the last one to send in the turn. You guys are really moving.

[Korbac]

It's moving faster than my army, that's for sure!

ATTENTION DUELISTS! I'm going over a mates tomorrow at about 6pm GMT to sleep over and get drunk, the usual. I'll also be out until about 4 - 5 GMT handing out keys, going to cinemas and fixing internet connections. This means I might not get a turn in for Sat / Sun (I hope to though.)

[Boksi]

You forgot to mention your hair, Korbac. That means it's just a regular Yu-Gi-Oh! reference instead of an Abridged reference. I still chuckled when I read it though

Eh, could the name come from that show? Must investigate.

[TempAcc]

Sketchy battle next turn against amazons+gryphon rider indies, I don't mind losing a few ancient agarthans as long as I win it.

[Boksi]

I wanted that province too, but I'd prefer to avoid an extra-early war, so you can have it and the province behind it. It'll be mine eventually, of course, even if it's the last province I capture.

Yeah, I'm Agartha's neighbour. I have no idea whether letting everyone know is a good thing or not, but this isn't a super serious game so I don't care.

[Il Palazzo]

Was there ever a "super serious" game?

Edit: damn, there's a bunch of rowdy animals occupying my front lawn, to whom the idea of peaceful coexistence according to "you give some-you get some" mentality seems as alien as that of wearing clothes.
On top of that, the economy in my home province tanked after Your Mother's questionable policies, while the most prosperous of my other currently owned lands nets a whooping 32gp per turn.
I know we're technically not Arcoscephale, but maybe somebody would consider loaning us huge amounts of Euro?

[Karlito]

I'd consider it, but wouldn't you know, the Avvim unionized recently and started demanding higher wages and less getting eaten on the workplace, so all our investment capital is tied up in internal affairs.

[TempAcc]

The eternal council's chambers are surrounded with protesters trying to rush the Mal'Dahak housing program for pale ones of a wet disposition. We unable to provide financial aid human or non humans at this point :C

[Korbac]

Got my turn in!

Sorry Mister Pazzuchino. All my queens are busy infusing larvae at the moment, and I've become supply blocked. You'll have to THINK TO WIN this one, my friend. Oh ho ho ho ho.

[Boksi]

I kind of feel pity for your inefficient governments. Not enough to help anybody without compensation, mind you. But I suppose not every nation can be Ermor with its incredible infrastructure(ie scales) and awesome legions. Ermor took two provinces this turn, meaning it ties with Yomi for the tile of 'most provinces held'. Unlike Your Mother, JENOVA is not out there fighting. These victories can all be attributed to Ermor's soldiers and Kira Yamato.

Oh and also I'd like to comment that the Ermorian method would not be bringing pale ones to water, but bringing water to pale ones.

EDIT: /tg/ makes the best yo momma jokes.

Yo Momma Lore:

DC 10: Yo momma's so fat, her anal circumference is measured in yards.
DC 15: Yo momma's so easy, the Emperor's Children tell her to be more classy.
DC 20: Yo momma's so ugly, when Gruumsh caught a glimp of her he let Corellon gouge out his eye.
DC 25: Yo momma's so fat, that-*CLANG*

What the fuck was that?

DC 30: That was yo Truly Unmovable Momma.

[Karlito]

Well, not every nation can have giant robots.

You know, I'm really starting to miss the Late Age's omnipresent independent scouts. I hate feeling blind.

[Korbac]

I'm back! Who knew Disaronno, Tequila, Rum and Coke could work so well when mixed together. 

It's a shame such a night is so pricey, but it was well worth it.

Now, I'm going to rock you like a firestorm, because that's WORSE than a hurricane. BY 500%

[Boksi]

If this isn't an Eagle King rush then I don't know what it is.

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[Karlito]

The research flatline is telling as well.

Say, is it just me, or is it starting to get a little crowded on this continent?

[Bluerobin]

If this isn't an Eagle King rush then I don't know what it is.

Huh? I dunno what you're talking about. The indies near me saw that I wasn't going to attack them and just joined me on their own. Just ignore the kills on my guys in the Hall of Fame.

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