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kingfisher1112

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You are a Medieval Lord
« on: June 24, 2012, 04:56:22 am »

Well, after some things involving spies, knights and hookers you are now in command of a village called Vitgart near the Mountains of Gold.
After arriving, the town architect fills you in on the town situation.
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The village leader talks to you. Vitgart has an agreement with Tugar, an agriculture village. They give you 50 food a week for 3 stone. Your militia stands at 5 miners with iron tipped spears.
Your King expects 2 Iron ore every 2 Weeks.
What do you do?
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« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 07:58:34 am by kingfisher1112 »
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I honestly thought this was going to be about veterinarians.
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2012, 05:01:05 am »

((Another suggestion game? These things spring up like muchrooms))

Deepen the ore mine, and possibly the Quarry. Reinforce the Castle with stones.
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2012, 05:27:15 am »

Screw everything and go drink in the local tavern.

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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 07:58:05 am »

You decide to see the state of the local inn.
After going inside, the innkeeper insists on you having some imported wine...
You have another, and another.
You get very ridiculously drunk and boy that girl over there looks appealing.

In The Morning...
Yawn...
This isn't your bed...
Well, Shit. You are in bed, with that appealing girl. Surprisingly, she is still appealing.
Before she wakes up, quick, decide what to do!
(A) Say nothing happened, but she is pregnant, then you have a child on someone else's hands.
(B) Kill Her.
(C) Marry her, with a lavish wedding. -5 Generic Currency

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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 08:15:44 am »

Marry her. It's the only thing you can do.Killing her will get you hated by the locals, and leaving her would result in you getting a reputation as the area's Casanova.

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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 08:39:16 am »

Marry her. It's the only thing you can do.Killing her will get you hated by the locals, and leaving her would result in you getting a reputation as the area's Casanova.
yeah,best do thiss.
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 08:45:38 am »

Leave her, then become a Stark
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 09:36:33 am »

She wakes up, and you propose. She says yes.

1 Week Later
Resources produced 17.5 stone, 1.75 Iron Ore
A lavish wedding happens. You are now married. Your wife now would like an upgrade to the castle's living quarters, such a thing would require 6 Stone and 5 Generic Currency.
The villagers are satisfied.
10 Villagers are unemployed.
The military is Satisfied.
Family is Ecstatic.
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2012, 09:38:48 am »

Double Post Derp!
« Last Edit: June 24, 2012, 06:43:28 pm by kingfisher1112 »
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2012, 01:57:29 pm »

Hey, what happened to the 5 units of generic currency we had? And If we had sex with her last week (two weeks ago?) then how can she be having a child in 4 weeks?
Also ignore wife, for now. Employ the 10 unemployed villagers in the expansion of the ore mine, just updrage it as much as they can in week (that is if they can complete more than one level, do so, although I doubt it).
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2012, 06:45:22 pm »

Sorry bout the double post, and the spoiler has been fixed.
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2012, 10:59:50 am »

Hey, what happened to the 5 units of generic currency we had? And If we had sex with her last week (two weeks ago?) then how can she be having a child in 4 weeks?
Also ignore wife, for now. Employ the 10 unemployed villagers in the expansion of the ore mine, just updrage it as much as they can in week (that is if they can complete more than one level, do so, although I doubt it).
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Re: You are a Medieval Lord
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2012, 11:05:15 am »

Do the above, and then turn two of your villagers to militia.