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[Spinal_Taper]

It's been a while since Randolph slept
And into his mind, a hallucination crept.
Across all nations, utter devastation.
People slaughtered, by a device of his creation.
A ball, painted white. Against it, no nation would fight.
He activated it, but first he cleaned off the drool and spit.

[Windpoison]

I'm not going to stop you or anything, because we don't really follow things like logic and reason most of the time, but I should point out that Ran is a gerbil. Just sayin'.

Why should I not seek to avenge the gerbils death?
Will we ignore this slaughter?

[agentorangesoda]

Reactivate the higgs field with infinite energy like rambunctious hype man Flava Flav and endow Randolph's lucid dream particles with mass to show the power of the higgs-boson

[Sensei]

So, tonight we got three options:

1. TCM posts, and I update. Apparently he's online right now.
2. TCM doesn't post and he spends the turn picking his nose.
3. We wait to update this until tomorrow, and instead I update the old EULA reading thread tonight.

Discuss.

[Spinal_Taper]

3

[EveryZig]

((Had to go away from internet for a family reunion. Fortunately that was one my ascend/die turn.))

God Ruling from the Greyblade:
Quickening: A mortal who has one turn left before ascending may act twice during that turn, and must do so and survive in order to successfully ascend. Also they start glowing.
_{(Does not effect posts already made for this turn.)}
[edit:] If a mortal begins a turn with more than one turn left till they ascend by surviving, this rule will not prevent them from ascending that turn through shortening their time requirement or other mechanics.

[Sensei]

3

Your wish is granted.
RTD updates tomorrow.

[Tsuchigumo550]

-Nikolai
-Male
-Becomes more and more like Superman depending on the amount of vodka he imbibes. There's another alcoholic drink that reverses this...
-A keg of vodka. Enough to make Nikolai amazing.
-Nikolai liked to party, and was a certified russian. Unfortunately, he tried to ingest too much vodka at once, before reaching "professional russian" status.

-Drink entire vodka keg, then throw it at the nearest person when it's empty.

[hachnslay]

Name: The '@'
Gender: Male
Skill: Bumping
Item: Staff of Aesculapius
Story: After getting blasted by an unusually large number of wands of teleport it overpowered the protection of Fort Ludios and sent you here.

Grind the "nearby sources" for delicious XP.

[TCM]

Ride with homies,
Hit em' mark ass bitches up,
WESTSIDEEEEEE

((Use Homie support to kill nearest player))

[FingO]

TINKERBELL WANTZ TEETH.

[zomara0292]

Name: Copy
Gender: Male
Skill: Crochet
Item: Crochet needle
Background: The black guy who heard the story of "Bob" the dead basket weaver. Inspired by the fact that he had failed so horridly, Copy, the dark skinned clone of Robert, wanted to try his hand at changing the universe, for the 'better'. With needles and horrors from the great beyond.
Action:
buy some yarn to use for my ingenious plan.
Two more turns until i change all of man

[Caerwyn]

Name: Murasaki
Gender: Male
Skill: FIVE MURASAKIS!? (Creates four copies of Murasaki. The copies cannot receive a good benefit on a 6, and receive a -1 to all rolls.)
Item: "Retrieved" Power Pole (Indestructible, can lengthen up to a hundred miles, or retract to a foot in size. Very easy to use.)
Background: After being beaten by a monstrously powerful kid, Murasaki left the service of his former master, General White, and seeks to train himself to the utmost limits, in hopes of beating that meddlesome child. And, hey, free power pole!
ACTION: Summon the Murasakis, two which will ATTACK anybody they see (Who's obviously not Murasaki or another copy), and the other two will PROTECT Murasaki.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Uh...Er..."Yo"?

[lopocozo]

I don't understand this whole "Rap" or requirement thing. Can I be exempted from this rule? I have no skills with wordplay of any kind...Argh.

If it's acceptable, some shitty rhyming will substitute...Hopefully...

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I've got a sword, and I'm in the horde, swingin' left and right 'til I'm bored. I got imperial guards, chasing my back, screaming "Watch out! He's in the weapon rack!" Without delay, not a minute to waste, I drew a blade, with utter haste. Death and confusion, It's what I do best, and they ain't gonna stop me, 'cause I'm nothin' like the rest.

You can just say "yo" somewhere in your post.

[Caerwyn]

I don't understand this whole "Rap" or requirement thing. Can I be exempted from this rule? I have no skills with wordplay of any kind...Argh.

If it's acceptable, some shitty rhyming will substitute...Hopefully...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've got a sword, and I'm in the horde, swingin' left and right 'til I'm bored. I got imperial guards, chasing my back, screaming "Watch out! He's in the weapon rack!" Without delay, not a minute to waste, I drew a blade, with utter haste. Death and confusion, It's what I do best, and they ain't gonna stop me, 'cause I'm nothin' like the rest.

You can just say "yo" somewhere in your post.

Oh...uh...I didn't know that...

Thanks!