Turn 3
So, we have three candidates for godhood this turn. Who will make it? Who will roll a 1? Who will just get screwed by someone else? Stay tuned to find out!
Spinal Taper - Pime Taradox: You aren't entirely sure why your leg is gone, but you know what? Might as well just keep cool. (5) You reverse time within your sphere by a brief time, and restore your leg. Good as new! But it looks like someone didn't notice, as a crazy many with a stick shouts, "YOU THERE, I WILL RESTORE YOUR LEGS!" And, *POP*, you grow two extra legs out at funny angles. It's incredibly painful.
IronyOwl - Salwir: Having tamed a lion, you're understandably feeling pretty proud of yourself. As you begin to strut your stuff though, you LET OUT A NASTY FISH FART. Much like how a cat reacts to the sudden smell of a can of tuna being opened, the lion senses your fishy smell and its ears perk up in hunger. With you still on its back, the lion turns a few circles, trying to find the smell. (1) Then, despite your best efforts, you let out another one. The lion rather quickly become un-tame, and MAULS YOU, THEN EATS YOU ALIVE. You are DEAD.
lawastooshort - Gertrude: Using skills gained in the great Jello Eating Contest of '85, you attempt to eat the ooze, even as it's trying to digest you. This calls for an OPPOSED DIGESTION ROLL! I'm even going to roll two dice together like they're fighting on my desk. I picked out an oversized translucent yellow one for the ooze and a regular white one for you. You roll a 4- this would normally be a success, but THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Tune in to EveryZig's turn to see the result!
HmH - Nathan: You watch as the fellow whose leg you accidentally removed somehow brings his leg back by himself, but that doesn't stop you! You're going to show off your healing, dammit! (6) You shout, "YOU THERE! I WILL RESTORE YOUR LEGS!" You concentrate really hard and *POP*, BOTH OF YOUR LEGS DISAPPEAR, and the gentleman sprouts two incredibly painful looking extra legs. But psh, legs? Where you're going, you don't need legs. You understand that healing is the process by which one thing is brought to better use. And YOU BECOME NATHAN, TITAN OF TRIAGE.
agentorangesoda - MC Fly Money: (5+2) Defiantly in challenge of the Dark Prince, you unleash the Final Rhyme. The air around you bends into words as you will them. Without lungs, you don't need to stop to breath, without a brain, you don't need to think about what to say. You are a living conduit for Rhyme. The Dark Prince is Served, and exiled in shame. You become the Swag Prince of Inferno, and its Damned Souls are your backup dancers.
remalle - Robert: (1) You try to weave your hands so your hands will be better, but your hands need to be better to weave better hands. You ponder this paradox for a while, before you RUN OUT OF AIR UNDERWATER AND DROWN. The world may never know the awesomeness of your weaving skills again.
Tiruin - Fortuna: (Nice try)
Imakuni - Mikael Philps: Feeling boss, you challenge the alligator to a race. Since it can't talk, you just tease it by swimming in circles around it. (4+1) It chases you once again. You manage to tire it out so much that it gives up and collapses on shore. A laughing hyena shows up, just to laugh at the spectacle. You also succeed at failing to notice that much of the grass near the pond is now on fire. The hyena is promptly trampled by stampeding elephants, which are rushing into the pond from one side....
Flintus10 - Steve: Man, everybody has to push their luck with the elephants, huh? (6) You make a flying leap for an elephant close to the front of the stampede and climb onto its back, grabbing its ears to direct it. In a few clumsy motions, you accidentally cause the herd to follow you over some burning grass and straight towards the pond- you're about to launch straight in.
EveryZig - Glork: Well, it looks like the human is trying to ingest you! (4+1)vs(4) Of course, it's no use trying to out-digest an ooze- it's your special skill. You digest the pitiful human. The pitiful human is DEAD. You grow even larger still.
So, HmH and agentorangesoda managed to become Gods. This means you each get to add a rule or change the setting. My one limit on this is that your god action can't directly affect any other specific player (no "Pime Taradox gets struck by lighting!" or "Characters whose names start with P die!") You COULD say "One player gets struck by lighting every turn!" or "If you use the letter P in an action, you character dies!" You also obviously can't both change the setting to something else entirely at once, so if you want to change the setting you should probably conspire together.
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