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[dexxy]

What announcements would you like to see? Here's one I'd like to see:

"Traders have finished unloading their goods and are ready to start trading!"

[SpiralDimentia]

''Urist is about to do something stupid!"

[ResMar]

"Dwarf McMilitary cancels fleeing in the wrong direction: enemies spotted on path."

[Corai]

"Urist mclegendary has been transformed into a husk! Flee while you can!"

[Seikatsukan]

Configurable "You're running low on X", requiring a somewhat skilled bookkeeper/manager.

[dexxy]

"Urist McSoldier cancels pickup equipment, equipment mismatch, because of XYZ"

Please Urist, say why the equipment is mismatched!

[WealthyRadish]

"Dog meat [6] has rotted!"

[Darkmere]

Message from the mountainhomes: "Incoming migrant wave. Fish dissectors: 20. Expert armorsmiths: 1. Children: 30. ETA: Spring."

[FourierSeries]

1) Urist McAquaLung is drowning! *zoom to location*

2) Your fortress is melting! Nice try! *All ice based constructions suddenly deconstruct into slush* ( Should be very random just to mess with people what do ice megaprojects. )

3) Your dwarfs feel uneasy .. it could be - KEAS! HOLY ARMOK INCOMING! ( User configurable for one specifically aggravating natural species. )

4) Urist McHaddenouff has engraved a masterpiece of bitter obscenity! ( Said engraving essentially stating, in no uncertain terms, that this fortress sucks & you can kiss his hairy beard goodbye. Followed by: ... )

5) Urist McColourCommentator has emigrated!

6) Urist McWallDodger can't path to life's necessities! *zoom to location*

7) The traders have changed their minds? *zoom to location* .. Instead of traders entering the map you find a note stating: "No. Just no." or similar.

And the one I'd most like to see ...

The Elephants of Boatmurdered fame hath arrived! Bye bye. *Carnage*

[Seikatsukan]

"Your Trade Depot is no longer accessible!"

Whoops, time for some intensive lawn mowing.

"A/An X has been destroyed by a tantruming citizen!" + zoom to location.

(Do you even get notified when a building is destroyed by something else?)

[greycat]

Urist McRaggedy is sad because he can't replace his X+pig tail trousers+X!

[miauw62]

"Dog meat [6] has rotted!"

We already have enough announcement spam
same to above.

[Berlioz]

"Urist cancel activity because <item with location> is unreachable!" *zoom to location with a-z*
It took me twenty minutes to find the one tree they couldn't reach (and never tried any other trees, of course).

[Garath]

"Urist cancel activity because <item with location> is unreachable!" *zoom to location with a-z*
It took me twenty to find the one tree they couldn't reach (and never tried any other trees, of course).

I've had that with webs

"what do you mean you can't collect webs, unreachable, look at the area near the entrance, just look!"

[peskyninja]

"The enemies have retreated" or something similar when a siege ends.