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Balthazar

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How do i milk my dwarves?
« on: June 23, 2012, 08:06:42 pm »
Apparently one of my dwarves likes dwarven milk, how do i get this?
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MrWiggles

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Re: How do i milk my dwarves?
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 08:07:45 pm »
Dorf Milk is from Hurray Maggots.
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Re: How do i milk my dwarves?
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 08:08:01 pm »
Dwarven milk is milk collected from purring maggot vermin, not from dwarves.
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Re: How do i milk my dwarves?
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 08:15:13 pm »
Although unless it got fixed recently, milking purring maggots is, I believe, bugged...
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Re: How do i milk my dwarves?
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 08:17:55 pm »
I don't think you can even find them without scouring the caverns for decades on end :x
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Felix False

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Re: How do i milk my dwarves?
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 09:13:37 pm »
Quote from: Balthazar on June 23, 2012, 08:06:42 pm
Apparently one of my dwarves likes dwarven milk, how do i get this?
Well... When a mommy and daddy dwarf love each other very much...
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Re: How do i milk my dwarves?
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 09:18:19 pm »
Quote from: Felix False on June 23, 2012, 09:13:37 pm
Quote from: Balthazar on June 23, 2012, 08:06:42 pm
Apparently one of my dwarves likes dwarven milk, how do i get this?
Well... When a mommy and daddy dwarf love each other very much...
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