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rarborman

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You are God.
« on: June 21, 2012, 09:56:28 pm »

It has been a while, but its time to bring back the old evilness that is this forum game type.

Every round you get 3 uses of power and a maximum of 15 uses.
Every round ends when I post an update summury of events.
Grand powers of creation take 3 uses, lesser powers of destruction take 2 and changings of stuff takes 1.

Other then those simple rules we may begin when we get some invested interest.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: You are God.
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2012, 10:11:49 pm »

In the beginning, there was the photon.
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2012, 10:26:10 pm »

Also, decapitated ponies.
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Re: You are God.
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2012, 10:35:03 pm »

And pirates. Gotta have pirates.

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Re: You are God.
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2012, 10:43:52 pm »

Plus robot ferrets.

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Re: You are God.
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2012, 11:09:35 pm »

If we have pirates, we got to have ninjas.
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Re: You are God.
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2012, 11:10:03 pm »

Don't forget the cyborg zombies.
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Re: You are God.
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2012, 12:10:45 am »

In the begining gods desided to skip all the parts of creating stuff they didnt want to do, so now there is; a photon, pony remains, pirates, ninjas, and cyborg zombies floating in the void of near perfect vacume space.

While this didnt bother the photon, pony remains or cyborg zombies, the pirates and ninjas soon expired.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: You are God.
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2012, 12:13:35 am »

Retire, satisfied with a job well done.
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Re: You are God.
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2012, 12:17:34 am »

create a giant cyber-snail as big as a planet

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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2012, 12:22:40 am »

Create an universe and a the things required for sentient life to live.
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2012, 12:27:56 am »

Turn the fallen pirates into into cyborg zombies as well, giving rise to a new breed of cyborg zombie pirates. Then, place a vast sea beneath the shell of the great cyber-snail, on which the cyborg zombie pirates may set sail, to plunder, pillage, and horde grand riches.

So sayeth the God-King.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2012, 12:30:07 am by King DZA »
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2012, 12:43:39 am »

Create a very large dog. After the very large dog create a creature who is called a 'Mome,' it looks exactly like a dwarf from Snow White and all it does is sing and dance. Create millions of this 'Mome.' Place Momenians on very large dog so the cyborg zombie pirates have people to do piratey things to.

To go into more detail, the dog should be as large as a planet and it should be able to support Mome life. The plural of 'Mome' should probably be Momenians. Sorry if you read this before I fixed up the 5000000 errors and your brain blew upon trying to read it.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2012, 01:08:13 am by Mr. Dwarfinton »
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2012, 01:09:54 am »

Then the gods did make a giant cyber-snail, an universe depiction with a the things for life, turned the pirate remains into cyborg zombie pirates, a vast sea under the cyber-snail's shell, and a very large planet sized dog named creatuwho Mome whom dances and sings on the cyber-snail.

Due to gravitational effects the cyber-snail and creatuwho tear each other apart leaving space littered with wet dog and cyber-snail chunks specked with cyborg zombies and cyborg zombie pirates and ninja remains, along with a depiction of an universe.
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2012, 01:17:10 am »

Thanks for putting my spelling error into the story. :P

Naturally the next thing for us to do is to combine everything that has died so far into a single creature. This creature will be called 'God Mark II.'
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