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[agertor]

Name: Sock Puppet Man

Sex: Male

Age: 22

Badassery Insanity Level: Insane

Location: Sock Puppet Village

Inventory: Two socks on each hands

D.Z.A.: "So here I sit, omnipotent god-king of eve...." *Sock Puppet man drop kicks D.Z.A. off into the distance.*

Sock Puppet Man: "This is MY people play with my life thing Dirty man, you go now, I have people to make cheese, and time to disturb the Penguin Nazi People!" Sock puppet man now looks around his village, content with the hustle and bustle of socks in their homes, and Hero Sock, running around with socks on his hands feet and genitals. "It is another fine day for the blue-green doopaloos to come on their firetrucks, we must make haste... I think. Right Dirty Man?" Sock Puppet Man looks over only to tilt his head as if forgetting he had drop kicked D.Z.A. and he was now long gone. "He must have to potty, but now what do I do?" Looking around, Sock Puppet Man was confused about what to do next.


((I know it was only one person who wanted this spinoff, but Ill be glad to oblige.))

-Spinoff Story-
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=98464.0

[King DZA]

My god, this is so absolutely mad that the original post would likely be nigh-indecipherable to anyone lacking knowledge of the backstory behind it. And even then it's still quite a mindfuck.

Could lead to some fun crossover shenanigans, assuming there is enough people capable of thinking up suggestions for the story to keep it alive.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Obtain more sock puppets

[lawastooshort]

Obtain more sock puppets

+1. Lady sock puppets? Maybe obtain some cheese too to impress them with.

[agertor]

Looking to the skys I watch as the skys fade to a certain grey, that kind of grey that would make you wonder how many possible shades there could be, maybe there could be just twenty. Twenty is it. "Yep, Twenty, that is all there is." Nodding in my own approval, I now hear the thunder and smile, "Its raining!"

~In the mind of Sock Puppet Man~
Screams from the socks could be heard and Sock Hero was on the roof of the homes, screaming to the socks, "Do not worry civilians, Hero Sock will save you All!
~/Mind of SPM/~

Hero Sock and SPM now looked up to the skies watching as it began to rain socks. SPM's smile could be found quite disturbing and his mind now went off. "Its raining people!" The Socks began to land with a thud into the ground creating small craters and most of them didn't lose their fires on the ground. Some of them were lady socks and some were male socks.

SPM waved to Hero Sock, "I may of got the sky pregnant Hero Sock!" Hero Sock shed a tear and smile, "They are beautiful sir."

Name: Sock Puppet Man

Sex: Male

Age: 22

Insanity Level: Insane  [----0-----]

Location: Sock Puppet Village

Inventory: Two socks on each hands

[King DZA]

Train your socks in the ancient art of war.

[Mr. Dwarfinton]

Why would we need all of our socks to be soldiers when we can have... sock assassins? With our sock assassins eliminating the generals of opposing armies our enemy soldiers will be confused and without guidance, then we will only need to send a small force at them while our assassins strike our witless enemies from the shadows during the battle.

I propose we train 2/3 of our socks to be silent and deadly killing machines while we train 2/3 of the 1/3 left to be regular foot soldiers. Then the remaining 1/6 socks can gather resources and whatever. What matters is our world domination though, so if we somehow begin to lose we can draft the remaining socks to help us achieve victory.

[Spinal_Taper]

Let our forks spill the stuffing of our hated enemies, the sinister stuffed animals.

[Spinal_Taper]

They will fall, as injustice and tyranny always does! In the face of liberty and justice, darkness will never triumph!

[Spinal_Taper]

The old have fallen, but by creating us, they insured their own survival, as socklandia does not forget her debts, neither does it ignore them. We repay our debts to the old ones, by defending them, as they defended us.