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Author Topic: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.  (Read 7637 times)

Twangykid

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My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« on: June 17, 2012, 09:45:39 pm »
Title. Will he turn? The monkey didn't bite him, but being the badass he is, he bit the monkey in the hand. Not sure whether to lock him up or not.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2012, 09:47:08 pm »
Hes safe.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2012, 09:56:52 pm »
At least until the full moon. When the full moon strikes, he will turn into a full-fledged weremonkey. He will go on a murderous rage, and kill and slaughter every single one of your dwarves. Locking him up won't do him any good. He can easily break free.

i'm just kidding, i don't know a bunch about dwarf fortress
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2012, 09:57:26 pm »
Quote from: RedMageCole on June 17, 2012, 09:56:52 pm
At least until the full moon. When the full moon strikes, he will turn into a full-fledged weremonkey. He will go on a murderous rage, and kill and slaughter every single one of your dwarves. Locking him up won't do him any good. He can easily break free.

i'm just kidding, i don't know a bunch about dwarf fortress

He bit the weremonkey.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2012, 09:58:53 pm »
No, he's safe unless the weremonkey bit back. I'm not sure if drinking weremonkey blood will do it--take care to keep your water supply clean.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2012, 09:59:04 pm »
Do were curses work the same way as Vampire curses?
If he broke skin, he might have ingested blood.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2012, 09:59:11 pm »
Quote from: Corai on June 17, 2012, 09:57:26 pm
Quote from: RedMageCole on June 17, 2012, 09:56:52 pm
At least until the full moon. When the full moon strikes, he will turn into a full-fledged weremonkey. He will go on a murderous rage, and kill and slaughter every single one of your dwarves. Locking him up won't do him any good. He can easily break free.

i'm just kidding, i don't know a bunch about dwarf fortress

He bit the weremonkey.

I know, but still.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2012, 10:04:29 pm »
This is the Dwarf Fortress version of "man bites dog".    :P
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2012, 10:50:11 pm »
The weremonkey will become a weredwarf. It's true!

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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2012, 02:19:46 am »
"Well, you see I was at patrol duty, and I saw this hairy weremonkey. And I thought if it bit me I'd become a Spider Monkey Dwarf (hehe, you know, long legged). Bu-ut it wouldn't bite me so I bit the weremonkey! Annnd, now I look like this."
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2012, 05:05:26 am »
You should add the [COOKABLE_LIVE] tag to... something. Monkeys, probably.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2012, 04:53:07 pm »
wait does wer blood change dorfs?
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2012, 05:11:01 pm »
Quote from: Sprin on June 18, 2012, 04:53:07 pm
wait does wer blood change dorfs?
Nope. This guy is completely safe. Unless the weremonkey bit him and broke through the muscle layer, in which case...

Nah.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2012, 06:32:36 pm »
Give that dwarf a pint and a medal.
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Re: My soldier just bit a weremonkey.
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2012, 07:42:08 pm »
Quote from: Vox on June 18, 2012, 06:32:36 pm
Give that dwarf a pint and a medal.
An iron medal.

Also, a month-long quarantine may be in order, just in case. I doubt it works that way, but this is DF...
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