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floundericiousWA

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2012, 11:25:20 am »
Can dwarves get Brazilians?  Honestly?  Where would you start and where would you end? You'd have to dip them in wax!

"Urist...drink this whole barrel of dwarven rum and then we'll get started removing the wax"
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krenshala

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2012, 11:28:21 am »
Well, there are waxworkers in DF ...


*krenshala pretends he had no contact with this thread*
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2012, 11:35:34 am »
Quote from: harlansmith on June 17, 2012, 08:41:07 pm
Welp, life will find a way.

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Kumis

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« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2012, 12:08:18 pm »
Waxworkers, Horse-fiddlers, metalcrafters making chains, heaven alone knows what those traction benches are used for.
I don't like this game any more.
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Dodók Medtobór,
What are you trying to hunt?
Y u no find path?

Wyrmnax

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2012, 12:52:57 pm »
Traction benches are used on your hospital.

Your chief medical dwarf tie people up in them and pull them over until their limbs split apart.
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2012, 01:09:51 pm »
Quote from: Kumis on June 18, 2012, 12:08:18 pm
Waxworkers, Horse-fiddlers, metalcrafters making chains, heaven alone knows what those traction benches are used for.
I don't like this game any more.
Does anyone else remember that thread about the Captain of the guard who err... Punished her husband?

Quote from: Wyrmnax on June 18, 2012, 12:52:57 pm
Your chief medical dwarf tie people up in them and pull them over until their limbs split apart.
Nah, they just pull them so that the bones don't grow back wonky.

"I swear, his legs were broken when he arrived."
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2012, 01:13:35 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 18, 2012, 01:09:51 pm
Quote from: Kumis on June 18, 2012, 12:08:18 pm
Waxworkers, Horse-fiddlers, metalcrafters making chains, heaven alone knows what those traction benches are used for.
I don't like this game any more.
Does anyone else remember that thread about the Captain of the guard who err... Punished her husband?
That situation was rather.. interesting, shall we say.
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2012, 01:19:24 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 18, 2012, 01:09:51 pm

"I swear, his legs were broken when he arrived."

...and when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the surgeon was never heard from again!
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2012, 01:31:45 pm »
Quote from: Valikdu on June 18, 2012, 01:19:24 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 18, 2012, 01:09:51 pm
"I swear, his legs were broken when he arrived."
...and when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the surgeon was never heard from again!
...And at the same time, a stunningly beautiful Dwarf showed up with a mysterious mustache bearing proficiency in surgery!
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Kumis

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2012, 02:14:43 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 18, 2012, 01:09:51 pm
Does anyone else remember that thread about the Captain of the guard who err... Punished her husband?

I'm rather new here, so... no?
I've done a quick search, but not really turned anything up and now my curiosity is piqued, you maybe have a link?
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2012, 02:26:35 pm »
OP - you aren't playing My Little Fortress mod are you?
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Dradym

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2012, 03:51:24 pm »
i love this thread.

i cannot think of anything that would add to the awesomeness, the jurassic park reference, the waxing of hairy dwarves, and of course lesbians...whats missing? oh yeah, me :) just dont be thinking about waxing my dwarven beard off, youll be subjected to a sober dwarf's rage...which is why we drink in the first place, to keep our rage IN control. and which is why drinking is required as a dwarf.

ahh but see this is how i ruin a good time, i think its time for another drink
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floundericiousWA

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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2012, 09:22:09 pm »
Maybe dwarven Brazilians could be another job for "strand extractor" before candy is found?
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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2012, 09:29:05 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 18, 2012, 01:09:51 pm
Quote from: Kumis on June 18, 2012, 12:08:18 pm
Waxworkers, Horse-fiddlers, metalcrafters making chains, heaven alone knows what those traction benches are used for.
I don't like this game any more.
Does anyone else remember that thread about the Captain of the guard who err... Punished her husband?



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Re: Lesbian Horse gives birth
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2012, 04:16:14 am »
Dear god, why do I always find myself reading the strangest threads? Combining "lesbian" and "horse" in a thread's title is like writing an advertisement for the most hilarious movie ever. Hell, it could be a porno, involving female horses mounting each other and wondering why it isn't working. And I'd watch it, and laugh at them.
I need brain bleach after contemplating that, though.

I remember that particular thread as well... Anyone else recall the insanity of the "Strangest Shit Ever" thread?
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