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[Svarte Troner]

On a unrelated note, I really don't like people that talk just to fill the silence. It annoys me. Motherfucker, maybe I like the silence. Silence is a magical gift from whatever powers may be. And you're shitting ALL over it. Just shut the hell up, please for the love of all that is good and pleasant, just shut up. No, I do NOT give the tiniest shit over what you ate for lunch, what you did last week, what you think about Subway, what Joe Blow did to Suzy Smith a month ago, or what you're doing on your day off. Stop. TALKING.

I immediately thought of this.

[Hanslanda]

Yes. That is perfect. Thank you very much for that, it made my whole day.

Also, I'm surrounded by people who yak about bullshit all the fucking time. They never SAY anything. They just TALK.

[Tabbyman]

Yes. That is perfect. Thank you very much for that, it made my whole day.

Also, I'm surrounded by people who yak about bullshit all the fucking time. They never SAY anything. They just TALK.

Like life is a Seinfeld episode.

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, pretty much. Every so often, I see a person being quiet, and I mentally say to them, 'Thank you. When I rule the world with a malevolent iron fist of doom, you shall be sent a tastefully arranged gift basket rather than a brutal and violent death.'

[Hanslanda]

Fucking slow drivers. My god, its a turn! Oh dear lord, its a hill! OMFG, a turn on a hill?!?! Shit, people, how do you drive this SLOW? Am I abnormally fast? I only go the speed limit.

[Svarte Troner]

Shhhh.... it's 3:30 in the morning... I just went into the kitchen to get a water bottle.... 2, count em', 2 centipedes darted from under my fridge.... One was a huge fat motherfucker, the other just a little baby... They froze solid in the middle of the floor so I slowly crept back into my living room to grab my brother's shoe.... they were gone when I got back.... They're probably watching me off in the dark, cackling and badmouthing me in centipede-speak just below the range of human hearing. I hope they know I want to kill them, and they should tell their friends and family... Hell, I don't care if they stay in the basement, but now that it's summer and humid as all get out, they think they own the place. The bastards know that I'm afraid to go to sleep, cause I know one will be hiding inside my pillow case... This may be the last time you fellows hear from me.

[penguinofhonor]

Svarte, the centipedes have it out for you.

I don't think any power in the world can save you at this point. Try to take some of them down with you.

[Phmcw]

Lately I've seen a lot more of those plastic bags made with some kind of plant product, biodegradable ones.

And one of the major contributors to global warming is the fact that we just came out of a mini ice age and are returning to what we had during the medieval warm period. It's the upswing of a natural oscillation.

I'm one of those annoying "deniers" who believes scientific consent is an illusion.

This annoy me. A lot.

You aren't allowed to have belief in science.
At most you can hold something as your current work hypothesis.

Also you probably don't have the background to begin to understand those things, and no one actually have any certitude.
Climate change is probably caused by human is the only reasonable assumption that non researcher can hold. Anything else is blind belief.

[Hanslanda]

Oh boy, are we about to have a global warming flame war?

[Loud Whispers]

Oh boy, are we about to have a global warming flame war?

We wouldn't want things to get so heated now would we?

[Hanslanda]

Hurricane of puns, commence.

[GlyphGryph]

Also, wtf does that have to do with biodegradable bags. I was under the impression those were to minimize the amount of shit we have floating around, nothing to do with global warming.

[Hanslanda]

I... I have no idea honestly. I just was bitching about stupid people, and everyone else took one phrase out of context about trees... Now we're here.

[MaximumZero]

Oh boy, are we about to have a global warming flame war?

We wouldn't want things to get so heated now would we?

everyone needs to keep the flaming down to a minimum, we don't want anyone getting hot under the collar, do we?

Let's not get too terribly steamed, shall we?

[Hanslanda]

Oh boy, are we about to have a global warming flame war?

We wouldn't want things to get so heated now would we?

everyone needs to keep the flaming down to a minimum, we don't want anyone getting hot under the collar, do we?

Let's not get too terribly steamed, shall we?

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