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[Svarte Troner]

Maybe you smell like a bedbug.

Maybe I am a bedbug and I just haven't realized it yet. Actually, that sounds the most logical since this can't possibly just be a coincidence.

[Frumple]

I... really hope not. Bedbugs are fucking horrible terrible creatures, from a human perspective. One of the insect species that propagate through traumatic insemination, plus goddamn menaces when you get an infestation.

Don't think we get those centipedes in this area, but if they eat bedbugs I welcome their presence happily.

[Hanslanda]

I've got some to spare. But I don't have fleas, spiders or bedbugs.

[MaximumZero]

No one will believe this, but today at work, I was you know doing my thing at the cash register... and guess what fucking happened, a fucking centipede came crawling out from behind the trashcan underneath the register, right next to my foot! Fucking 10 hours after I was almost killed by one this morning! I was ringing someone up and the bastard scurried by my foot, so I naturally jumped back and scared the shit out of the lady I was ringing up. It's pretty funny now that I think about it, but those things are definitely out for my blood.

You need some tarantula boots, bro.

[Svarte Troner]

traumatic insemination

I'm not sure I understand this part. And please don't explain it to me. But I don't think I've ever seen a bedbug, let alone had an infestation.

[Hanslanda]

It is bad. Don't ever wikipedia it. And bedbugs are super tiny, and they like to hide in the folds and creases of sheets under you bed, til you go to sleep. They leave little red bites on you. I'm guessing they itch like a motherfucker. I've had fleas from my dogs, but never bedbugs.

[penguinofhonor]

edit: wrong thread. why do i keep doing this?

[Hanslanda]

Bay12 Forums: Where everything you know and love is coated in cat bone cabochons, dwarf blood, and it is so much better that way.

I don't know, why DO you keep doing that? I didn't mind, it sounded cool.

[penguinofhonor]

if you saw what it was before, it's in the happy thread now

this is the second time today I've put something in the wrong thread

i guess i'm venting about that now

this is why i don't tend to keep multiple tabs open

[Hanslanda]

Ah, multiple tabs. That reminds me of TVTropes.

[Tabbyman]

Paper in plastic!

Oh man that would be a great idea if it weren't the WEAKER one on the outside!

*facepalm*

As for drug related offenses, I was always peeved off by the fact there were laws for the stuff in the first place. I think common sense, experience, and judgement should be in charge of something like that, and banning research on a potentially harmful substance doesn't make it LESS harmful.

There are so many days I want to vent about that simple fact of life. Whenever I play LCS, I cheer when I manage to eliminate drug laws.

I also vent about how the world seems to be taking forever to shake of those damn arch conservatives who rule the world. They shot JFK and RFK. The CCS is alive and well in the real world.

[UltraValican]

Fucking Wasps man. WHY DO THEY EXIST?

[Tabbyman]

Fucking Wasps man. WHY DO THEY EXIST?

I used to say the same thing!

But then I realized I can shoo them away and they'll piss off without thinking to get into a fight with an organism millions of times their size.

Still, if there's a wasp nest on my property, I'm killing it. Shooing off a couple is fine, I don't want to have to eternally flail my arms around to prevent them from landing on me and potentially stinging.

[UltraValican]

Fucking Wasps man. WHY DO THEY EXIST?

I used to say the same thing!

But then I realized I can shoo them away and they'll piss off without thinking to get into a fight with an organism millions of times their size.

Still, if there's a wasp nest on my property, I'm killing it. Shooing off a couple is fine, I don't want to have to eternally flail my arms around to prevent them from landing on me and potentially stinging.

Shooing works!? I am indebted to you sir. No longer will I give these winged beasts an inch of my(mother's) land. That being said, I spray the HELL out of wasp nests when possible. I pratically dump pestiside on them.

[ChairmanPoo]

Wasps are aggressive. Shooing them away might result in getting stung. Repeatedly. Destroy any nests on sight, destroy any wasp on sight.