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Hanslanda

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Venting
« on: June 16, 2012, 02:09:32 am »

Hello all. I'm Hanslanda. :) I hope you've all been doing okay. I personally have been quite frustrated and angry for... Well, for a long time now. I kinda feel like bitching. So I'm going to. I encourage you to join me in bitching about daily life. Being able to do it here rather than, say, to your boss or at the cops when they're pulling you over, might be helpful to some. I understand there may be other topics for this kind of thing, but I'm selfish and needy, so I've made my own topic. :P

Here goes.
I'm a bagboy at the local grocery store. We offer paper and plastic bags. The paper bags are big and tough, but inconvienent and annoying. The plastic are quick and convienent, but flimsy. Most of the time, people get plastic. Sometimes they want paper, or their own cloth bags used. That's all well and good. But today, an individual came in and asked for paper inside of plastic.
This is fundamentally moronic on several levels. First, the plastic bags are NOT meant to hold the loads paper are meant to hold. Second, the corners of the paper bags are very effective at slicing through the plastic like it was tissue paper. Third, it is somewhat difficult to get the paper bags inside the plastic bags in the first place.
I get that they had a reason. Paper has no handles on it. Plastic does. That's a pretty damn weak pro to offset the multiple cons I described above. 

A few days ago, a family came in, and they got a few small items. I asked what kind of bag they wanted. Two of them both replied at the same time. "Plastic" "Paper" Awesome, do I get to pick? Anyway, they pick plastic. The one who said paper says, "I was just thinking of the environment."
Okay. You know you have to cut down a tree to make paper, right? Actually, they cut down a bunch, grind em up and make pulp, so its probably like twenty trees. I understand plastic doesn't rot/rots incredibly slowly. But what is worse, trash that never disappears, or cutting down trees? Trees make AIR. I know what I would pick.

I was in court the other day. I'm in a deferred program for drug-related felony criminals that gives them a chance to erase the felony before it goes on their record. In the beginning, if you get high, they send you to jail for two days. But if you go the whole time without getting high, then get high at the very end, they send you to prison for four months and restart the WHOLE 1.5 year program over again.
Okay. So, if I just fuck up immediately, I get in a bit of trouble. But if I have a genuine relapse late in my program, possibly at an emotional moment of weakness, then I have to go to prison and get restarted, even though I've been complying perfectly for 1+ years? What. The. Fuck?

Anyway, it is your turn now. :) What do you feel like bitching about?

Important Note: I do not encourage attacking me or anyone else's reasons for bitching, complaining, or whining. This is a place to relieve stress and feel better. If you have something helpful, feel free to help out. But I'd recommend you phrase helpfully, and not critically. I'm very accepting of criticism 99% of the time, but not here. I don't want to deal with being okay with it here. Keep it to yourself please, even if I am just being a melodramatic crybaby about the things I'm complaining about. :)
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Re: Venting
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2012, 03:44:23 am »

Two of them both replied at the same time. "Plastic" "Paper" Awesome, do I get to pick? Anyway, they pick plastic. The one who said paper says, "I was just thinking of the environment."
Okay. You know you have to cut down a tree to make paper, right? Actually, they cut down a bunch, grind em up and make pulp, so its probably like twenty trees. I understand plastic doesn't rot/rots incredibly slowly. But what is worse, trash that never disappears, or cutting down trees? Trees make AIR. I know what I would pick.
But they are recyclable and usually, trees used for industrial reasons are actually grown and regrown on farms over the course of a few years.  Ever been to a Christmas tree farm?  Similar idea :)

I really don't have much to rage about, school just got out, I'm feeling good, I get to sleep in tomorrow.

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Re: Venting
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2012, 03:55:45 am »

Majority of Paper products from from tree farms. So who cares about cutting those down.

Those plastic bags used used by the grocers, are biodegradable, and they'll break down pretty quickly.

Now, making paper, is pretty dirty industrial process, and landfills are largely filled with paper products, especially news paper.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2012, 09:07:39 pm by MrWiggles »
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Re: Venting
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2012, 10:21:38 am »

Also trees only taking carbon dioxide and making oxygen is a misconception! *starts having a biology fit*
They also take in oxygen for cellular respiration! And they don't make air they simple recyclle it and animals existed before trees and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*explodes*
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Re: Venting
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2012, 10:27:42 am »

Animals existed before trees? That must have sucked.
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Re: Venting
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2012, 10:28:50 am »

You cannot create or destroy energy or matter,

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Re: Venting
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2012, 10:33:17 am »

And plants
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Re: Venting
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2012, 10:56:09 am »

I like how this is turning into a science thread.

I'll admit that the paper and plastic at once was pretty stupid. If something like that happens again just say that the paper bag's corners will cut the plastic bag.

Trust me when I say that some customers are idiots and that you should just grin and bear it if they don't get what you're saying. I had a customer that firmly believed that our work boots were made of tarantulas because of the 'tarantula' anti-slip feature mentioned on the box. Even after I explained it he kept saying that they were made of tarantulas after every pair of boots. I wanted to just walk away and not help them so badly. I can't stand it when people just don't have common sense. No one in their right mind would make boots out of tarantulas.
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2012, 11:41:30 am »

I'd buy tarantula boots.
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Re: Venting
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2012, 11:42:43 am »

Ok, so everyone knows about these here bastards:

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Well, last night I realized why I want to completely wipe their species of the face of the planet... Here's how the story goes. It was about 3:00 AM this morning and I was harmlessly minding my own business listening to some Earth on my pc and mindlessly browsing the internet. Now, I have this pile of papers on my computer desk, and guess what decided to slither out of it as soon as I put my feet up on the desk? One of those fuckers. Needless to say, I fell backwards off my chair and almost hit my head on the metal radiator behind me, I think I dislocated my arm for a second too. I could have sworn I heard the little thing sitting there laughing at me, and I had to stop myself from going on a hatred fueled tirade throughout the house at 3 in the morning.
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Re: Venting
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2012, 11:56:38 am »

House centipedes? Those things vaccum up bedbugs (among other things) like nobody's business. Now if it had been a silverfish...
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Re: Venting
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2012, 12:10:04 pm »

House centipedes eat nastier things, like bed bugs, potentially dangerous spiders, silverfish, roaches, and so on. Also, they can't really bite or sting you, their fangs and such are too small, like daddy long legs. I will admit they are hella creepy, especially when they bolt across your wall at fifty miles an hour, but they're good bad bugs. Like the Dwarven reactor. :P

And about the paper in plastic, the people here don't care if what they're doing is stupid, incredibly ineffective, and a waste of valuable resources.. I live in (one of) the meth capitals of the world. Stupid is the norm around here. But yeah, I just grin and bear it. I came here to bitch, so I don't bitch to them. :)
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Re: Venting
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2012, 01:47:19 pm »

Oh, a vent thread?

Bug. Fucking bugs. Not the big ones, I'm talking about the tiny little assholes that buzz and buzz and then fly right in front of your eyes and are drawn to any fucking light source. You see, I read in the middle of the night. Right. No problem so far. The thing is, these little assholes are drawn to it. It's the only light in the house. They buzz and buzz and when I finally shut it off to go to sleep because the fucking bugs couldn't let me read, they KEEP FUCKING BUZZING AND STAY EXACTLY WHERE THEY GODDAMN ARE. Oh, and here's the best part: Anything small and buzzing causes me to have a knee jerk reaction where I will try to get as far away from it as possible if it goes near me. My bed is about three quarters of a meter from the roof. I swear, the next time I bump my head because of those fucking bugs, I will go on an insect classiscide mission.
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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2012, 09:48:02 pm »

No one will believe this, but today at work, I was you know doing my thing at the cash register... and guess what fucking happened, a fucking centipede came crawling out from behind the trashcan underneath the register, right next to my foot! Fucking 10 hours after I was almost killed by one this morning! I was ringing someone up and the bastard scurried by my foot, so I naturally jumped back and scared the shit out of the lady I was ringing up. It's pretty funny now that I think about it, but those things are definitely out for my blood.
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Re: Venting
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2012, 09:59:57 pm »

Maybe you smell like a bedbug.
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