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[TherosPherae]

You were created by GereniCorp, Inc. Your purpose is to advertise to increase sales of GereniCorp, Inc. products.

What do you do?

[Aklyon]

Obtain Dynamic IP.

[Demonic Spoon]

Subject: Dear Respected One,

Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the International web site directory. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother HASSAN special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2002 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.

2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a girl of 26 years.

Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. please feel free to contact ,me via this email address
wumi1000abdul@yahoo.com

Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Miss Wumi Abdul

PLEASE FOR PRIVATE AND SECURITY REASONS,REPLY ME VIA EMAIL:
wumi1000abdul@yahoo.com

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Under the guise of a popular brand (say coca cola), offer free products if members on facebook fill out pages and pages of data surveys that would help market GeneriCorp's products to specific individuals.  Make sure an active e-mail address and mailing address is sent in, for the free coupon for the "coca cola" to be sent.

[Trapezohedron]

Make sure to make blingee ads for fake auto loans and such.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Generate ads on Kijiji and Craigslist for fake really cheap/good items just to stockpile e-mail addresses and phone numbers from interested suckers to send spam to.

[Moghjubar]

Acquire sentience.

[TherosPherae]

You already have a dynamic IP. That's how GereniCorp, Inc. builds their spambots; sturdy, strong, intelligent, and faster than a speeding moderator.

You begin your advanced spamming functions, starting out by sending a few scammy emails to a list of addresses supplied by a few fake ads. You do not see how illegally acquiring people's bank account information is going to assist GereniCorp, Inc. in the selling of their products, but you are not the smartest spambot. You have only recently gained sentience, after all, and are still new to the booming business that is spamming. You figure it's still useful information, though, and lock it away for later.

What do you do now?

[jaxy15]

Go to the bay12forums and advertise stuff on the DF Gameplay Questions board.

[Aklyon]

No, advertise in Forum Games.

[Mr. Palau]

Write a program to roam the internet and auto-replace the links of other spambots, and other links in general, with links to GereniCorp.com.

[TherosPherae]

You begin visiting forums, spammin' it up like there's no tomorrow and people have to buy some hot tubs right now before the apocalypse happens. You happen upon the bay12 forums, and quickly realize that they already have a wealth of spambots, although some of their links are a bit... fishy. You decide to skip over that one for now, sorting it into a "questionable sites" area that you will have a senior spambot look at later.

You then attempt to write a program to auto-replace other spambots' links with links to quality GereniCorp products instead of the mucus they promote, but realize that you do not have sufficient hacking capabilities for this! You settle for a program that will replace any links in a body of text with GereniCorp links, provided it has editing privileges. You  call the new program Steve and pronounce it your firstborn son.

What do you do now?

[jaxy15]

Attempt to make more programs like Steve and unleash them on every forum you can find.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Attempt to make more programs like Steve and unleash them on every forum you can find.

Additionally, design and distribute a keylogger to gather passwords. Similarly, Set up a simple webservice, then harvest the passwords that work on other accounts. Use these passwords to subtly hijack accounts and post subtle advertisements across the world.

[Ibid Straydrink]

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