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[IronyOwl]

Destroy Omni Tool to add some spice to your life.

You fail to see how that would spice up your life. You've tried blowing things up before, and you've tried not using an Omnitool before, and neither was very satisfying.

[Furtuka]

Just do something darnit!

[Hubris Incalculable]

Push one of the green&yellow orbs floating above that blue thing on the Omnitool

[borno]

Push one of the green&yellow orbs floating above that blue thing on the Omnitool

No, push all of them.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Well, fine. Why not just give into despair, then? Go slit your wrists. There. Over that bubbling pool of primordial something.

[IronyOwl]

Just do something darnit!

That's what you're trying to do, but you just can't think of anything! You're sick of meaningless distractions that don't mean anything, and nothing you can think of would mean anything.

Push one of the green&yellow orbs floating above that blue thing on the Omnitool

No, push all of them.

What, one of the holographic representations of a planet or whatever? You somehow doubt poking a hologram is going to help you figure out the mysteries of the universe.

Well, fine. Why not just give into despair, then? Go slit your wrists. There. Over that bubbling pool of primordial something.

[BlastoiseWarlorf]

Make A Friend. A ball, or something. FLEX YOUR GODLY MUSCLES.

[borno]

Jump of the planet, watch in awe as gravity does its thing!

[Ibid Straydrink]

...No? Alright... well, what if you divided your cognitive processes into several physical bodies, and had half of them punch the other half in their faces..?

[IronyOwl]

Make A Friend. A ball, or something. FLEX YOUR GODLY MUSCLES.

What, like, a spherical robot or an inanimate carbon sphere with a face painted on it or what?

In any case, you're not sure what the point would be. It's not like you don't know you could make a robot or decorated carbon sphere.

Jump of the planet, watch in awe as gravity does its thing!

What planet?

...No? Alright... well, what if you divided your cognitive processes into several physical bodies, and had half of them punch the other half in their faces..?

You wonder if you are beginning to suffer from space madness to even think of such a thing. Dividing your consciousness across multiple bodies in order to more effectively beat yourself simply cannot be a normal thought process.

[Nirur Torir]

Create some harmless fluffy animal things and some not-so-harmless fluffy animal things that like to eat the harmless fluffy animal things.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Pfft! Normal is an inertial time-space continuum void of meaning. The only rational course of action is to deviate from normalcy to the greatest possible degree!

[10ebbor10]

Pfft! Normal is an inertial time-space continuum void of meaning. The only rational course of action is to deviate from normalcy to the greatest possible degree!

Right, considering that every planet has a normal sun and speherical planets, we must create a world, shaped like a disk, standing on five elephants on a gigantic turtle, having it's own sun and moon sixty feet across.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Yes. And name the turtle "A'tuin".

[EveryZig]

Ok, here is something you can do:
You crate a being smarter than yourself. Then you get it to think up something interesting to do.