Since I have a deep-seated respect for veterans..... I'd have to say Urist McHauler can go screw. I'd rather have my dwarves disturbed by my Militia Commander's laughter as he recounts that time he bisected two goblins and strangled a kobold while he bit its arm off.
Anyone who can bisect multiple goblins while strangling a kobold and biting its arm off has my respect. Unless, of course, he was just telling a tall tale.
And in DF, you gotta respect veterans. How the hell they managed to live to even become infirm enough to be more of a liability would be a stunning achievment. Although a super active dwarf, like a solider or mason who has to lug heavy stones around constantly probably wouldn't have too many issues in the DF world.
Unless they got old war wounds or whatever from their years of stressful work.
I've got a married couple of humans who're in keel over dead territory (mid 80s!) who chopped a goblin siege to ribbons. With freaking copper swords no less. Hell they weren't bugged in the slightest when a ghost scared a 16 year to death in front of them.
That...is the kind of thing that should be fixed. Few medieval people reached 80, let alone were in goblin-chopping shape at that point.
Bah, I'm ranting. A slow physical stat decline for dwarves in thier 130s on would probably be good to simulate it (dwarves can live between 150 and 175, barring "fun.") since earrlier would hurt your starters a little bit if it were in thier 70s or 80s, since that's middleaged for dwarves. Comparitivly, humans got a max of 120, also barring battledeaths or other things and thier middle aged is of course at late 20s to early 40s (one of my founders was 28, the oldest was 43.)
Hm...Well, first off, I wouldn't put the start of modern human middle age until the late 30s, but if dwarves would start in their middle age, it might get...complex. I think someone should look up just how long people lived in the real-world middle ages, then we can compare it to the DF!human maxage, and compare those figures to dwarven maxage to estimate a good age for (normal) dwarves to tend to die at. Legendary and military dwarves should have some kind of trait to boost lifespan; maybe legendary dwarves should get lower penalties based on the number of legendary skills they have, and military skills should train physical aributes enough to help really strong dwarves stave off the effects of old age. Ideally, kills would provide enough of a boost to skill or something so that your dwarves that kill a hundred goblins also get to live longer.
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Humans-Retire into a form of nobility.
Elves-Lay down near a tree and slit there throat once unable to work, letting the tree feast on the nutrient filled corpse.
Dwarves-WORK UNTIL DEATH.
Kobolds-Nom nom yummy old guy.
Goblin-Nom nom yummy old guy.
Thats how I think retirement should work.
Ah, Corai, you're always so...amusing.
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Ah. I get what you mean now, and I agree.
I love it so much when people start arguing and realise they were in agreement all along. The last part, at least.