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Author Topic: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)  (Read 17178 times)

Spinal_Taper

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #90 on: June 11, 2012, 10:50:45 pm »
Destroy it by launching the driftwood at it.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #91 on: June 11, 2012, 10:53:33 pm »
The statistical driftwood is too abstract to be used as a bludgeoning tool.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #92 on: June 11, 2012, 10:54:57 pm »
Fire acidic ectoplasm!
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #93 on: June 11, 2012, 10:55:21 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on June 11, 2012, 10:54:57 pm
Fire acidic ectoplasm!

Yes, we have this power now, right? 
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #94 on: June 11, 2012, 10:57:07 pm »
Quote from: NRDL on June 11, 2012, 10:55:21 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on June 11, 2012, 10:54:57 pm
Fire acidic ectoplasm!

Yes, we have this power now, right?
If you consider the Obtuse Bard to have acidic powers of irritation.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #95 on: June 11, 2012, 10:57:55 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on June 11, 2012, 10:57:07 pm
Quote from: NRDL on June 11, 2012, 10:55:21 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on June 11, 2012, 10:54:57 pm
Fire acidic ectoplasm!

Yes, we have this power now, right?
If you consider the Obtuse Bard to have acidic powers of irritation.
Perfect. Annoy the rock so much it leaves!
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #96 on: June 11, 2012, 10:59:45 pm »
T-that's it?  Psychic annoyance. 

NOT GOOD ENOUGH.  ABSORB ROCK. 
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #97 on: June 11, 2012, 11:04:13 pm »
While you are trying to absorb the rock, the malignant bird pecks you in the nose again, and you wake up coughing up rocks. Your through feels goddamn horrible now form the roughage. You also feel like you have a major hangover and feel like acidically insulting someone. You decide standing up is a terrible idea.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #98 on: June 11, 2012, 11:05:19 pm »
So...this guy's alive again? 
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Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #99 on: June 11, 2012, 11:06:32 pm »
Yes. The bird is malignant in more ways than one and may or may not be using its power to spite things nearby it and cause terrible things in general, like bleeding to death.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #100 on: June 11, 2012, 11:07:54 pm »
The bird must die.

Kill the Bird, by any means necessary.   
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #101 on: June 11, 2012, 11:09:25 pm »
You attempt to strangle the bird, but it flies atop your feet instead and standing up is still probably terrible for this hangover of ressurection or whatever is giving you a migraine right now. Throwing the spirit loote at is has no effect, except for an ominous latin chant riff.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #102 on: June 11, 2012, 11:11:23 pm »
start riffing on the lute.
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #103 on: June 11, 2012, 11:12:27 pm »
Use the power of the Lute to kill the bird. 
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #104 on: June 11, 2012, 11:15:04 pm »
It eventually floats back over, and you continue riffing it. The Thunder God is not impressed by your continued attempts at impressing him with your rock skills and smites you with a Thundarr bolt, turning you back into a ghost, removing your migraine, and leaving you with a (Spirit) Thundarr Guitarr. Partial Success Obtained.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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