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Author Topic: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)  (Read 17009 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #75 on: June 11, 2012, 10:17:21 pm »

While looking for a sharp object, you get pecked in the nose by a malignant bird and bleed to death anticlimatically. But at least you can bring the fight to the obtuse ghost bard now.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #76 on: June 11, 2012, 10:18:50 pm »

YES!!!

Strangle the Ghost Bard to death, now that you are...



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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #77 on: June 11, 2012, 10:20:51 pm »

You strangle the nearest ghost bard to attempt to be better at barding (again).
He sits there in mild pain, waiting for you to do something that would work better on ghosts that don't nessesarily breathe.
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #78 on: June 11, 2012, 10:24:28 pm »

Grrr.....

Absorb the Ghost Bard.  Bardbeard shall become the most powerful phantom ever!
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Re: You are a Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #79 on: June 11, 2012, 10:25:50 pm »

He floats off in the process of you doing so, looking like a mess. But still more or less there. You got about half of him.
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #80 on: June 11, 2012, 10:28:51 pm »

Look for him and other ghosts.
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #81 on: June 11, 2012, 10:32:05 pm »

ABSORB HIM.  Take his power, the first step to ruling the Astral Plane!
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #82 on: June 11, 2012, 10:36:24 pm »

You see the Ghost of several pillaged buildings off in yonder direction of inconclusiveness, along with Obtuse Bard to the diagonal-forward of you and Spirit Lute Loot Loote next to the malignant bird next atop Ye Corpse. (which is not dead but turned rather more black after you died) The Obtuse Bard continues to move in awkward to describe directions away from you, emanating an insulting aura in your direction. You grab the Spirit Loote and move towards him slowly, looking for something to pillage.
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #83 on: June 11, 2012, 10:38:23 pm »

PILLAGE THE ANNOYING GHOST BARD.  WE SHALL BE THE PILLAGER OF SOULS.
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #84 on: June 11, 2012, 10:41:04 pm »

You successfully pillage the bard.
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #85 on: June 11, 2012, 10:41:34 pm »

YAY!  What is our power level now? 
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #86 on: June 11, 2012, 10:43:08 pm »

YAY!  What is our power level now?
2 in bard. 1 and a piece of driftwood in pirate.
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #87 on: June 11, 2012, 10:47:56 pm »

...Okay.  Pillage more Souls.  And Ghosts.  Nearby. 
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #88 on: June 11, 2012, 10:48:34 pm »

Begin utilizing the powers of spectral rock.
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Re: You are a (Ghost) Pirate (with a multiclass in Bard on the side)
« Reply #89 on: June 11, 2012, 10:49:53 pm »

The rock does not approve of your spectral messing with it, and throws its spectral rock at you spectrally.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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