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[GreatWyrmGold]

I warned you...

EDIT: Because my dwarf is alive and the ending-credits-song from Portal is stuck in my head...well, I've got a few lines, but give me a sec, I'll be back. And by the time I am, my dwarf will likely be dead, but meh.

[ashton1993]

Argh, now all the voices that normally talk in my head are Glados, blargh

[ashton1993]

Figured you guys might be interested in this RP I started, http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=115224 ^_^

[Ifeno]

I'm psyched for the first update can't wait to see what's happened so far.  Personally I feel like we CAN salvage this fortress...

[TSTwizby]

Sorry... I really had hoped to get an update today, but it looks like I'll have to wait for tomorrow. I stand by what I said before about salvageability: it all depends on whether or not the shelter works as planned. In the event that it works, I do intend to lay a trap, but will make sure it only affects one of the two dwarves left. Or else makes the outside even more uninhabitable. Now I'm thinking I should check for sand everywhere, see if I can get enough glass to do some magma pumping... getting a bit ahead of myself I suppose.

[Ifeno]

Really our biggest issue is that the courtyard doesn't have a roof...because it's a courtyard.  If we can get a safe indoor location we should be fine. 

[ashton1993]

Really our biggest issue is that the courtyard doesn't have a roof...because it's a courtyard.  If we can get a safe indoor location we should be fine.

Hey, at least my challenge was the start of a roof, I reckon it'd be mega cool if someone built a tonne of draw bridges up there and linked them all to one lever you know.

[arclance]

Really our biggest issue is that the courtyard doesn't have a roof...because it's a courtyard.  If we can get a safe indoor location we should be fine.

Hey, at least my challenge was the start of a roof, I reckon it'd be mega cool if someone built a tonne of draw bridges up there and linked them all to one lever you know.

Until a flying building destroyer decides to poke a hole in your roof bridges.

[ashton1993]

Really our biggest issue is that the courtyard doesn't have a roof...because it's a courtyard.  If we can get a safe indoor location we should be fine.

Hey, at least my challenge was the start of a roof, I reckon it'd be mega cool if someone built a tonne of draw bridges up there and linked them all to one lever you know.

Until a flying building destroyer decides to poke a hole in your roof bridges.

Heh, knowing our luck that'd probably be the most likely outcome.

[Ifeno]

Could've sworn bridges were indestructible once upon a time.  I think at this point we need to just seal ourselves off from society and only open the door to migrants...

[peregarrett]

that's not dwarfy!
Dwarfy way is having archer squad patrolling behind fortifications and rain bolts upon any flier.

[arclance]

Could've sworn bridges were indestructible once upon a time.  I think at this point we need to just seal ourselves off from society and only open the door to migrants...

Raising bridges are indestructible from the outside when raised, they behave like a wall.
They are just like any other building when lowered.

[Ifeno]

Could've sworn bridges were indestructible once upon a time.  I think at this point we need to just seal ourselves off from society and only open the door to migrants...

Raising bridges are indestructible from the outside when raised, they behave like a wall.
They are just like any other building when lowered.

Ah yeah you're correct.

that's not dwarfy!
Dwarfy way is having archer squad patrolling behind fortifications and rain bolts upon any flier.

And while they do that all the good little farmer dorfs sit inside where it's nice and safe, pick axes at the ready.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm 99% sure that the reason that building destroyers don't destroy bridges is because trolls would smash bridges they were standing on and send themselves plummetting into a firey abyss far below, so they don't ever smash bridges.

[jesternario]

I'm 99% sure that the reason that building destroyers don't destroy bridges is because trolls would smash bridges they were standing on and send themselves plummetting into a firey abyss far below, so they don't ever smash bridges.

Troll: Pay me the toll or I make sure you never cross this bridge.
Urist McMiser: No way am I goin ta pay for th' right to cross yer shabby plank ye call a bridge
Troll: That does it! (smashes bridge. looks down and at Urist, who smiles as troll plummets cartoon style into a magma sea).