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Fniff

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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2012, 12:37:10 am »
We're basically just polite Khrone cultists when you think about it.
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Hanslanda

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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2012, 12:38:45 am »
Indeed. And uh... Its Khorne. Milord, found the Inquisition mole.
Excellent, give him some wine and send him on his way. Now lets get back to the murder, shan't we?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2012, 01:01:12 am »
Once again I find myself in a land populated by murder cults. It's a strange world we live in.

...I mean skulls for the blood table.
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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2012, 01:03:43 am »
Quote from: Fniff on June 11, 2012, 12:37:10 am
We're basically just polite Khrone cultists when you think about it.
Smashing, old boy. 'Tis a shame, however, that you're not one of us. Off you go, then, silly chap.

Now, if you excuse me, I have some children that need flaying. Off I go, then.
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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2012, 01:04:46 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 11, 2012, 01:01:12 am
Once again I find myself in a land populated by murder cults. It's a strange world we live in.

...I mean skulls for the blood table.


Help me, I have no idea whats going on.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2012, 01:05:43 am »
Quote from: Corai on June 11, 2012, 01:04:46 am
Help me, I have no idea whats going on.

TALLOW FOR THE SCREW PRESS
OIL FOR THE SOAP THRONE
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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2012, 01:06:21 am »
KOBOLDS FOR THE REFUSE PILE?
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2012, 01:07:05 am »
Kobolds belong in the furniture stockpile.
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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2012, 01:21:05 am »
Sorry to interrupt the tea party, but I think the warp is overtaking me. I best be going, I'm afraid, cheerio, buh-bye!

*takes out vox caster at sufficent distance* Um, sir? Extermtius... may not be enough for the Bay12 system. We may in fact need to destroy the whole sector of the galaxy. Yes, this includes Holy Terra. Hear me out, please...
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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2012, 01:31:07 am »
H-h-hooves for the cow god?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2012, 01:40:02 am »
Babies for the Bridge God!

Children for the Cave-in God!

Elf Blood for the Dwarf God!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2012, 01:43:30 am »
Welp. One remark that I hoped would be siggable just snowballed into a derail.
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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2012, 01:48:34 am »
Quote from: Fniff on June 11, 2012, 01:43:30 am
Welp. One remark that I hoped would be siggable just snowballed into a derail.
It IS Bay12.
Did you really expect anything else?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

I'm not your average Bay12er. I care about my drunken midgets.

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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2012, 02:28:51 am »
Quote from: Fniff on June 11, 2012, 01:43:30 am
Welp. One remark that I hoped would be siggable just snowballed into a derail.
If it doesn't derail, then it's not worth our time. Them's the rules.
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Re: A typical dwarven family
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2012, 02:38:48 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on June 10, 2012, 08:27:17 pm
Quote from: Bobnova on June 10, 2012, 08:23:45 pm
I was going to suggest having her station under a drawbridge.  Whether that's ideal or not depends on how many other relatives she has though, you'd want the entire family tree under there.

Sending her after the entire wildlife population of the map sounds good too though.
The OP is trying to Improve her mood, not kill her.


All of a sudden I'm getting a feeling of sickness in my gut...

Somebody needs more puppies dropped 20z into his dining room.  Gradually, now, don't want to shatter him.
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It's useful to keep a ‼torch‼ handy.
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