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Armok

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You are always right
« on: June 10, 2012, 05:59:15 pm »
What do you do?
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freeformschooler

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Re: You are always right
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2012, 06:04:58 pm »
Be wrong.
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Azthor

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Re: You are always right
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2012, 06:06:25 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on June 10, 2012, 06:04:58 pm
Be wrong.

Declare paradoxes to be blatant lies created by our feline overlords.
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Armok

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Re: You are always right
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2012, 06:15:05 pm »
"Paradoxes are blatant lies created by our feline overlords." You declare, which is of coarse dead wrong, but appeases the sensibilities of the schizophrenic guard.
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Re: You are always right
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2012, 06:16:14 pm »
Using the infinite perception that comes with always being right, evaluate surroundings.
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Re: You are always right
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2012, 06:18:05 pm »
Become a detective
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Re: You are always right
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2012, 07:13:17 pm »
1.) Vote for Rick Santorum.

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Quote from: Azthor on June 10, 2012, 06:06:25 pm
Declare paradoxes to be blatant lies created by our feline overlords.
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Armok

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Re: You are always right
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2012, 07:38:39 pm »
As you enter the room, you as always, like any good detective, take note of every detail about your surroundings. You then grab a piece of paper, write "Rick Santorum" on it, and drop it in the urn.

You repeat the line about paradoxes.
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TCM

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Re: You are always right
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2012, 07:55:44 pm »
Declare yourself to be Rick Santorum. If Rick Santorum declares that he is Rick Santorum, draw a weapon and scream "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" Before charging him.
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Re: You are always right
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2012, 08:10:51 pm »
Say that you are always wrong.
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Ibid Straydrink

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Re: You are always right
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2012, 08:38:21 pm »
Quote from: TCM on June 10, 2012, 07:55:44 pm
Declare yourself to be Rick Santorum. If Rick Santorum declares that he is Rick Santorum, draw a weapon and scream "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" Before charging him.

This, but with one minor added detail- make certain that you behead him, so as to absorb his Rightness.
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Re: You are always right
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2012, 08:42:59 pm »
Throw yourself into a wall without losing consciousness, then kick yourself in the head without dying.
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Re: You are always right
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2012, 08:51:33 pm »
Declare yourself invulnerable.

Also, summon groupies.
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Re: You are always right
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2012, 08:54:30 pm »
Say the next thing you say is right, as always, then say "Paradoxes are right."
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Re: You are always right
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2012, 09:04:23 pm »
Be Left.
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