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[Grimmjow6th]

Well kids usually don't like bath time so they take something they love to the bath tub....

[Tiruin]

Well kids usually don't like bath time so they take something they love to the bath tub....

((We have about 3 teddy bears present. Who wants to complain about that? Except for the hard cleaning time, hey! Bath!))

[HmH]

Your offer is accepted, gentlemen. Let this alliance keep us all afloat!
Swim under Mr. Diffindo and drag him underwater by his boots! That'll teach him to stomp my allies.

Spoiler: Dr. Boo-Boo (click to show/hide)

Sporting some old man glasses and an ominous-sounding nametag for better doctoring.

[Grimmjow6th]

Sit still looking lovable....arm's out stretched ready to hug.

[ExKirby]

Be the toddler. Splash splash splash.

[adwarf]

Meh, Fire Cannons at nearest target!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sunny
Class: Plastic Battleship
Wounds: [HP:50/50]
Skill: Ranged Water Cannons

[lawastooshort]

TURN ONE

Sit still looking lovable....arm's out stretched ready to hug.

…And they’re off! Snuggems the Fluffy Teddy Bear Of Love sits still looking lovable… but doesn’t manage to fully prepare himself to assault any passing strangers!

Squirt a water jet at #3, looking to get them in the water.

…Mr No More Tears bursts into action squirting a vicious blast of water at Mr Diffindo, and completely misses! He squirts so powerfully he slips into the bath water! And wait! Ooh! Mr Diffindo is so surprised by this incompetent assault that he follows suit, losing his balance and tottering into the soapy depths below!

As for me, I'll charge Nr. 6. Attempting to destroy whatever standing appendage he has, to make him fall in the water.

…Meanwhile, Robert Canardchiste dashes over to the nearby battleship Sunny. He pecks at its legs er hull! He knocks the antiquated war machine into the bathtub! He looks quite at home floating on the gentle waves.

Swim under Mr. Diffindo and drag him underwater by his boots! That'll teach him to stomp my allies.

…Dr Boo-Boo suddenly jumps into the fray, and then into the water! Swimming under Mr Diffindo, he starts to drag his victim down into the water – until he realises he is drowning himself! Whoops!

DR BOO-BOO: ACHEIVEMENT UNLOCKED! FIRST BLOOD!

Drowning Damage Inflicted: Dr Boo-Boo on Dr Boo-Boo: TEN HP

Status Updated: Dr Boo-Boo: Drowning!

Fire Cannons at nearest target!

…Recovering quickly from his involuntary dive, it looks like Sunny the ship is taking aim! He is! His turrets turn slowly towards… Mr No More Tears! He looks just about to be the nearest target! Sunny sucks up some water; he lines up the gun… and bosh! Sunny breaks Mr No More Tears’s guts! Ouch!

Gut Damage Inflicted: Sunny on Mr No More Tears: Broken Guts!

Apply shoe to lower left leg of the 2nd contender!

…Mr Diffindo, clearly relieved at his attacker drowning before his eyes, decides to take advantage of Mr No More Tears’s broken guts! He strides across the water towards the enemy bottle and applies his massive shoe to Mr No More Tears’s lower left leg? Er method of non-bipedal propulsion! But his violent strike misses, and he gets his great big shoe stuck in Mr No More Tears’s guts! He severs them! Mr No More Tears’s doubles over in horrible pain! He’s looking very vulnerable there Bill!

”Yep, he sure is! This is exactly the kind of brutality we like to see, Steve! Excellent technique from Mr Diffindo!”

Mr Diffindo: ACHEIVEMENT UNLOCKED! FIRST SEVERED BODY PART!

Gut Damage Inflicted: Mr Diffindo on Mr No More Tears: Severed Guts!

Competitor Status

Spoiler: Sheb; Robert Canardchiste (click to show/hide)

Name:Robert Canardchiste
Class:Rubber Duck : +1 to damage due to its sturdy beak
Wounds: [55/55]
Skill: +1 to Damage

Spoiler: MonkeyHead; Mr No More Tears (click to show/hide)

Name: Mr No More Tears
Class: Empty Bottle Modifed Into Squirter
Wounds: [HP:50/55] Broken Guts! | Severed Guts!
Status -2 to dodge; Heavy Bleeding
Skill: Ranged water jet attack: -1 to dodge of opponent.

Spoiler: Tiruin; Mr Diffindo (click to show/hide)

Name: Mr. Diffindo
Class: Little Brown Bear
Wounds: [HP:55/55]
Skill: +1 to kick attacks, stomp attacks, and staying upright. Has massive shoes.
Achievements: First Severed Body Part!

Spoiler: HmH; Dr. Boo-Boo (click to show/hide)

Name: Dr. Boo-Boo
Class: Doctor Bear
Wounds: [HP:45/55]
Status: Drowning!
Skill: Qualified in all things medical.
Achievements: First Blood!

Spoiler: Grimmjow6th; Snuggems (click to show/hide)

Name: Snuggems
Class: Fluffy Teddy Bear Of Love
Wounds: [55/55]
Skill: -1 hit chance to people attacking.

Spoiler: adwarf; Sunny (click to show/hide)

Name: Sunny
Class: Plastic Battleship
Wounds: [55/55]
Skill: Ranged Water Cannons Attack: -1 to dodge of opponent.

Spoiler: MAP OF THE BATH (click to show/hide)

I think it’s correct. Rolls in the abbrs, by the way. Also, since there are alliances, I thought I'd introduce a new mechanice: Lying! PM me if you want to actually do something other than what you posted if you feel like getting the jump on your erstwhile ally!

[adwarf]

Attack Mr No More Tears!

[HmH]

Swim to the cell F1 and perform the All-Healing CPR on myself.
Nah, not-drowning can wait, there are people to save! Selflessly swim over to Mr. No More Tears and tend to his wounds.

[Sheb]

Shouldn't "severed gut" replace "broken guts"?

Anyway, Dr. Boo-Boo, now is the time to use your skills to heal our ally!

I'll peck at those battleship guns until they're broken!

[lawastooshort]

Shouldn't "severed gut" replace "broken guts"?

No, wounds are cumulative until it really doesn't make sense. And if you think about it, it makes sense, because guts are quite long, so part could be severed and part could be broken. As much as is possible, I follow the will of the RNG.

[Sheb]

Okay, just seemed weird to have a broken, severed body part, but then, it's already weird to have a shampoo bottle with guts. It all make sense I guess.

[Tiruin]

"Oh dear, excuse my intrusions sir. I seem to have slipped the poppet!"

Dropkick Sire No More Tears in the arm, because he has attacked me with great impunity!

If not, accidentally hit Dr. Boo-Boo for tending to this lout!

[Theodolus]

Posting to watch! And waitlist, if you're doing one for this game.

[lawastooshort]

Posting to watch! And waitlist, if you're doing one for this game.

I don't think I will (at least not in this round, that wouldn't be fair), but if it goes well and quickly I might be open to doing another round, probably in another environment/using another character set.