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[Ross Vernal]

Gather sticks. Pour one drop of every unidentified liquid on each stick, and note results. Also, waft smell of each towards us.

Clearly, these are dangerous; we don't want to accidentally drink liquid fire.

[Mr. Palau]

Pour some of the acid into the pitcher and dissolve an egg in it.

Also, grind up one of the red leaves.

Put red leave in dissolved egg-acid mixture if it fails to do anything interesting within an hour.

[blackmagechill]

You drop the egg in the pitcher with a swig of the Aqua Acid. That is what you are calling it now, despite receiving no formal training in chemical naming. It hisses and sizzles and quickly eats through the shell of the egg. Upon meeting with the egg white and yolk the Aqua Acid and the egg inside react and form a foul smelling yellow liquid. It smells quite bad. foul smelling yellow liquid obtained!

You put some of the red leaves into the mortar, only to find that you have forgotten to retrieve the pestle from the cart! You grab a rock from outside of your hose and grind the leaves into a fine red powder. red powder obtained!

You pour a drop of the shiny red orange liquid on a stick, and it sprouts a twig! Shiny red orange liquid will now be known as Gardener's fluid.

You pour the fragrant fuchsia liquid on a stick. Nothing happens, but the area does seem to smell remarkably better. This is quite probably the cart driver's efeet cologne or someone else's perfume. Fragrant fuchsia liquid will now be known as Perfume.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

1 bottle of Gardener's Fluid(practically full)
1 bottle ofAqua Acid (a little over half full)
1 jar quite a few long stemmed, purple flowered plants
1 bottle fragrant fuchsia liquid
1 bag large grain blue powder
1 jar of thorned red leaves( half full)
1 pitcher foul smelling yellow liquid (about a quarter full)
1 mortar fine red plant powder (a little bit left)
empty pitcher
1 ceramic jug
1 rucksack
6 farthings
1 rotten egg

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

1 brown, burlap like tunic
holey rucksak

[Hubris Incalculable]

Go to the nearest livery barn. Collect horse-shit.

Track down a member of the local dwarf population, and ask him where the nearest dwarven smelter is located. You need some dwarf-refined metals.

[blackmagechill]

Go to the nearest livery barn. Collect horse-shit.

Track down a member of the local dwarf population, and ask him where the nearest dwarven smelter is located. You need some dwarf-refined metals.

D: You were supposed to be serious about the horse shit. I started this after I read your game.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Oh, fine. But you also need dwarf-refined metals.

[Mr. Palau]

Mix acid and gardeners fluid, pour resulting liquid on the stick that grew the twig, observe.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Use perfume on yourself, chew some of the leaves, then mix a bit of the and gardener's fluid, as mentioned above.

[Armok]

> mix foul smelling yellow liquid and garderners whatever, pour it on your hair.,

[Scelly9]

You taste the jug! It is ceramic.

Sigged because hilarity.

[Rolan7]

Drip a little of the gardener's fluid on your... nose.
+1 to mixing a little with some acid.

[blackmagechill]

You mix Gardener's Fluid and Aqua Acid in a jar and pour it on the branch. Black Vines covered in thorns sprout out! They begin to thrash about wildly. You hold your grip and plant the normal end in the dirt for a moment.

You mix the foul smelling yellow liquid and the Gardener's Fluid and pour it in your hair. Your hair falls out! Feathers sprout in place of hair! And why are you rhyming out of thin air? That concoction had a curse! Things could not possibly be worse!

You chew some of the leaves, and this brings you some ease. You put on some cologne and let out a depressed moan. This rhyming bit is a drag, and could cause your alchemy to lag.

You retrieve your stick of vines, this will surely be useful in the dwarves mines! You begin your travel, without your things, wonder what this path will bring. You think you should look for something like books, potions, or hell, even dumplings.

((You rolled a one twice in a row.))

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

1 bottle of Gardener's Fluid(half full full)
1 bottle ofAqua Acid (a quarter full)
1 jar quite a few long stemmed, purple flowered plants
1 bottle fragrant fuchsia liquid
1 bag large grain blue powder
1 jar of thorned red leaves( half full)
1 pitcher foul smelling yellow liquid (a bit in the bottom of the pitcher)
1 mortar fine red plant powder (a little bit left)
empty pitcher
1 ceramic jug
1 rucksack
6 farthings
1 rotten egg

Spoiler: Equipment (click to show/hide)

1 brown, burlap like tunic
holey rucksak

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

You have feathers where you should have hair.
You have a rhyming curse, brought on by  gardener's fluid and foul smelling yellow liquid.
You are fine.

[EmperorJon]

Dip one of the farthings in the Aqua Acid in an attempt to ascertain the strength of the acid.

Observe.

If nothing happens with a few minutes, remove the farthing using something, a twig? I dunno.

The rotten egg, you must eat! Then you'll be cured! What a feat!
Shame about your hair, that made your pride hurt. Would have been ok if you'd turned into a full bird.

[Rolan7]

Perfume with Acid, results won't be placid, then mix with the Fluid for flowers most morbid.

[Mr. Palau]

Mix Gardener's Fluid and Aqua Acid, put fine red plant powder  in mixture. Pour mixture on twig. Observe.