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[Loud Whispers]

Frosty the SnowRex, patron saint of Dwarf generosity

[Scruffy]

Every winter it goes around kobold caves giving the good kobold children toy anvils and large copper daggers. The titan is currently in the process of procuring those objects from the dwarves. (Who, in a sense, are like santa's elves, except more hairy and with shorter life expectency.) It is not like all those gifts come from nowhere, now is it?

[Loud Whispers]

Every winter it goes around kobold caves giving the good kobold children toy anvils and large copper daggers. The titan is currently in the process of procuring those objects from the dwarves. (Who, in a sense, are like santa's elves, except more hairy and with shorter life expectency.) It is not like all those gifts come from nowhere, now is it?

You will never look at Santa's 'Elves' the same way again.

[Scruffy]

Every winter it goes around kobold caves giving the good kobold children toy anvils and large copper daggers. The titan is currently in the process of procuring those objects from the dwarves. (Who, in a sense, are like santa's elves, except more hairy and with shorter life expectency.) It is not like all those gifts come from nowhere, now is it?

You will never look at Santa's 'Elves' the same way again.

It all makes sense. Why else would dwarves has an innate urge to craft mugs and stone trinkets?

[jasonwill2]

... Did we just invent the Dwarf equivalent of Santa Claus?

I think so... I think so...

[sjm9876]

Every winter it goes around kobold caves giving the good kobold children toy anvils and large copper daggers. The titan is currently in the process of procuring those objects from the dwarves. (Who, in a sense, are like santa's elves, except more hairy and with shorter life expectency.) It is not like all those gifts come from nowhere, now is it?

You will never look at Santa's 'Elves' the same way again.

It all makes sense. Why else would dwarves has an innate urge to craft mugs and stone trinkets?

And not to forget the flutes from the bones of their family. What more could you want for Christmas.

[Sonlirain]

Sadly since this titan is made out of snow it will most likely die when punched by a dwarven baby.

[Loud Whispers]

Sadly since this titan is made out of snow it will most likely die when punched by a dwarven baby.

Frosty the Snowrex will never die, as long as you believe.

[Corai]

Sadly since this titan is made out of snow it will most likely die when punched by a dwarven baby.

Frosty the Snowrex will never die, as long as you believe.

Well I dont. If it can be punched or stabbed it can die.



Even Gizogin's fluffballs. I will kill one of those things.

[Kumquat]

It has TWO spiraling horns, so it must be twice as good and pure as a unicorn... it is not only white as snow, it IS snow... and instead of being a goat-donkey-horse/whatever, it's a dinosaur.

Yep, it is the epitome of goodness and purity. I'm sure unicorns would worship it and strive to be more like it.

[Saiko Kila]

Yep, it is the epitome of goodness and purity. I'm sure unicorns would worship it and strive to be more like it.

Which means they would try to become extinct. My dwarves would gladly help.

[Corai]

Yep, it is the epitome of goodness and purity. I'm sure unicorns would worship it and strive to be more like it.

Which means they would try to become extinct. My dwarves would gladly help.

Sig permission?

[Zale]

Guess what I found in my most recently genned world.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Apparently, the giant rainbow bird enjoys the sound of goblin death shrieks.

[WealthyRadish]

♫Budcalm, the magic perrriwinkle, lives by the sea of horrorrrrrs...♫

[CheatingChicken]

might I point at my sig?