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Author Topic: Tokyo Jungle - Bungle in the Jungle  (Read 20042 times)

Osmosis Jones

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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2012, 10:43:45 pm »

Okay, what the eff is this?

Well, among other things, panda porn.
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2012, 10:44:24 pm »

My question is; is why the raptors are a lot larger then RL counter part and why arent they feathered?

Yes, the game with baby chickens beating up wolves is 100% realistic. :P

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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2012, 10:45:07 pm »

Only the japanese people could come up as insane as this.

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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2012, 10:58:48 pm »

Japan, you had me at humping pandas. <3
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2012, 02:11:24 am »

My mind is full of fuck
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2012, 02:17:53 am »

What.


The.


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Was that?
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2012, 06:11:09 am »

My question is; is why the raptors are a lot larger then RL counter part and why arent they feathered?

Yes, the game with baby chickens beating up wolves is 100% realistic. :P
They're pack hunters, its what they do
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2012, 11:14:51 am »

What... is... this?
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2012, 11:16:54 am »

What... is... this?
That seems to be the general opinion here, yes.
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2012, 11:23:20 am »

Pfft, we've been doing this kind of stuff in the Arena for ages, and far more violently i might add, it's just in glorious 3D now!
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2012, 11:26:12 am »

THIS!

IS!

SPAAA-


-AAaaaawwwwhat the fuck?
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2012, 11:30:23 am »

It's basically one of those games where you go around fighting people only you're animals?  I mean, I guess the trailer was cut together in the weirdest way possible but it doesn't really strike me as that strange an idea.
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« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2012, 11:33:32 am »

I.... what???

Oh, right, Japan.
Yes, Japan...

Need we point towards that "(Not actually) Horse Racing Flash... Thing"???
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2012, 11:40:20 am »

I'm pretty sure I've actually heard of this before.  It's game set in japan in the future after all humans are gone and animals just live in the ruins of the cities.  I don't know why there are raptors there, but hopefully this will explain it a little.
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Re: Tokyo Jungle - No subtitle can handle WTF of this magnitude
« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2012, 12:01:06 pm »

it doesn't really strike me as that strange an idea.
Sailor Moon Elsie there begs to differ.
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