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[lignition]

I can't wait until I can walk into an elf town and kill everything, then head to a dwarf town and everyone calls me a hero for killing so many elves.

Or when you utterly destroy all attempts made by Dwarves to build diplomatic relations with the Elves, branding you a terrorist by both civilizations. Oh yeah, the RNG would do that.

If the dwarves wanted peace with the elves I world kill the dwarves for liking elves.

[Loud Whispers]

I can't wait until I can walk into an elf town and kill everything, then head to a dwarf town and everyone calls me a hero for killing so many elves.

Or when you utterly destroy all attempts made by Dwarves to build diplomatic relations with the Elves, branding you a terrorist by both civilizations. Oh yeah, the RNG would do that.

If the dwarves wanted peace with the elves I world kill the dwarves for liking elves.

But you must remember, this is not your fort. The endless wave of peasants from both civs wouldn't care for your righteous hatred.

[Devling]

I can't wait until I can walk into an elf town and kill everything, then head to a dwarf town and everyone calls me a hero for killing so many elves.

Or when you utterly destroy all attempts made by Dwarves to build diplomatic relations with the Elves, branding you a terrorist by both civilizations. Oh yeah, the RNG would do that.

If the dwarves wanted peace with the elves I world kill the dwarves for liking elves.

But you must remember, this is not your fort. The endless wave of peasants from both civs wouldn't care for your righteous hatred.

Not to mention, eventually, a rock will hit you in the head and insta kill you.
That's how Dwarf Fortress works.
Run.

[Loud Whispers]

I can't wait until I can walk into an elf town and kill everything, then head to a dwarf town and everyone calls me a hero for killing so many elves.

Or when you utterly destroy all attempts made by Dwarves to build diplomatic relations with the Elves, branding you a terrorist by both civilizations. Oh yeah, the RNG would do that.

If the dwarves wanted peace with the elves I world kill the dwarves for liking elves.

But you must remember, this is not your fort. The endless wave of peasants from both civs wouldn't care for your righteous hatred.

Not to mention, eventually, a rock will hit you in the head and insta kill you.
That's how Dwarf Fortress works.
Run.

Quite. Out there, even overseers can bleed.

[Leatra]

I can't wait until I can walk into an elf town and kill everything, then head to a dwarf town and everyone calls me a hero for killing so many elves.

Or when you utterly destroy all attempts made by Dwarves to build diplomatic relations with the Elves, branding you a terrorist by both civilizations. Oh yeah, the RNG would do that.

If the dwarves wanted peace with the elves I world kill the dwarves for liking elves.

But you must remember, this is not your fort. The endless wave of peasants from both civs wouldn't care for your righteous hatred.

Not to mention, eventually, a rock will hit you in the head and insta kill you.
That's how Dwarf Fortress works.
Run.

Quite. Out there, even overseers can bleed.

You can't survive unless you have some socks to throw at people so you can insta kill them. No need to get your hands dirty.
Nice quote pyramid, by the way.

[the woods]

I hope we get the ability to rack up notoriety (for example by performing a large number of notable kills) to make interrogations shorter. It would also be cool to have to hide who you are depending on where you go.

[Leatra]

I hope we get the ability to rack up notoriety (for example by performing a large number of notable kills) to make interrogations shorter.

Why would people believe you when you tell them about your kill list?

[Monk321654]

I hope we get the ability to rack up notoriety (for example by performing a large number of notable kills) to make interrogations shorter.

Why would people believe you when you tell them about your kill list?

Rumors spread quickly.
One kill, you tell some villager, she tells her friends, they tell theirs, pretty soon tails of you killing a night troll have spread all over the country,

[Xantalos]

I hope we get the ability to rack up notoriety (for example by performing a large number of notable kills) to make interrogations shorter.

Why would people believe you when you tell them about your kill list?

Rumors spread quickly.
One kill, you tell some villager, she tells her friends, they tell theirs, pretty soon tails of you killing a night troll have spread all over the country,

And thus Beowulf.

[Corai]

The new update is adding thief-abilities.






Have you heard of the kobold that stole from the king? x100 once I get my hands on that update.

[EmperorNuthulu]

The new update is adding thief-abilities.






Have you heard of the kobold that stole from the king? x100 once I get my hands on that update.

 You're not thinking DFy enough.

 "Have you heard of the kobold that STOLE THE KING?"x10000

[Corai]

The new update is adding thief-abilities.






Have you heard of the kobold that stole from the king? x100 once I get my hands on that update.

 You're not thinking DFy enough.

 "Have you heard of the kobold that STOLE THE KING?"x10000

That too, since I give kobolds monarchs and towns.


And give them slavery, for lulz.

[Loud Whispers]

I hope we get the ability to rack up notoriety (for example by performing a large number of notable kills) to make interrogations shorter.

Why would people believe you when you tell them about your kill list?

Rumors spread quickly.
One kill, you tell some villager, she tells her friends, they tell theirs, pretty soon tails of you killing a night troll have spread all over the country,

Actually you can assume merchants spread the tales, because judging by legends mode - tales of your feats can spread to cities far beyond places you've ever visisted, and you can get respect for heroic acts from people you've never met before.

[Leatra]

So, people know who killed who with names and everything? I don't think people would keep a kill list of every creature in the universe. Unless you killed something important like a titan or something. That would work well.

[the woods]

It would be cool if it didn't work all the time on everyone. Insolent noob bandits who don't know your deeds are a good part of the story.