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[werty892]

Communist Zamboni Bandit.

WHY DOES THIS GAME NOT EXIST

[misko27]

Neurotic Midget of Fury

Dwarf Fortress + Castle Crashers...

I would totally buy this.

Dwarf adventurer really.

[Wrex]

Fantasy Police - Total War

GTA, from the other side! Fight random maniacs going on killing sprees! Engage in simplified science! Track targets!

Strategic Sniper Pimps

*BANG*....Better have my money, bitch!

Paranoid Railroad Nightmare

THE TRAINS, THEY ARE WATCHING ME.

Jedi Furry Slayer

Lol.

Psycho Punching Incident

SOCKS?! I"LL SHOW YOU WHAT I THINK OF SOCKS! DIE DIE DIE!

Dwarven Mafia: The Gathering Storm

"This is how it's going to go down. You, give the baron his socks. You, don't get beaten with my *Silver Hammer*"

Mighty Demon Caper
"I bet you didn't know, but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you...."

[Kanil]

First-Person Terrorist Jihad
Oh dear.

Alcoholic Axe Hoedown
How very dwarven!

My First Cooking Beatdown
aka Iron Chef: The Game.

Morbidly Obese Samurai Tournament
This just sounds epic.

Throbbing Mech Babies
Do not want.

Fiery STD Country
Really do not want.

Final Fantasy Sex - The Movie
Oh dear.

[anzki4]

Russian Skydiving from Outer Space
Because regular skydiving isn't dangerous enough!

Spectacular Elevator Task Force
"A man is stuck in an elevator. You have 15 minutes to save him. Use lethal force if necessary... or if you feel like it."

Darkest Surgery Express
New darker and grittier medical train simulator. Accurate simulation of failed surgeries, whether intentionally so or not.

[RAM]

Russian Skydiving from Outer Space
Because regular skydiving isn't dangerous enough!

Yks on llaf ouy, Iassur Tievos in!!

[RedKing]

Sensual Tetris House
"Ooh baby....give me the long block next...."

Exquisite Valkyrie Farmer
"Now this here's my best herd, but you have to clear out the danged einherjar every now and then..."

Gothic Viking Symphony
All Wagner, all the time.

Spunky Dwarf from Hell
The Captain Ironblood Chronicles.

Samurai Puzzle Rage
"I have brought dishonor to my clan because FUCKING SUDOKU!!!"

Alcoholic Writing EX
Interesting...a Hemingway simulator.

[Evilsx]

Luigi's Bazooka Symphony
The true art for music explosion
Transvestite Goth Overdrive
...No
Stoic Pinball Man
Simulator for a fire god playing pinball
Queen of the Volleyball in Middle-Earth
...You guy/girls can get the idea from that
Queen of the Bass DJ
Going to steam this castle up
Spectacular Plunger Quest
AKA First Mario
Dead or Alive Bobsled Slayer
Fight off enemy zombie bobsled while trying to get down the hill

[AnalysisFailed]

I have a few:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hip-Hop Makeover Trader
You play an agent in the hip-hop music scene! Strive to create the most blinged out rapper! Trade and breed your collected rappers to create stronger versions and earn more dolla$ from the record labels and battles with other rappers!
Shadow of the Makeover Superstar
After the smash success of the previous title, the next installment included other musical genres and a more in depth story-line.

Exquisite Bong Hunt
Your friends lost the bong! Go on this harrowing platform adventure to retrieve it!
Supreme Bong Fun
The highly anticipated sequel to Exquisite Bong Hunt. After retrieving the bong, you get to enjoy the benefits!

Pro Bible - Total War
You play as a Christian apologist, bring all of the provinces under your control with the power of !!Debate!!

Perverted Raccoon Tycoon
I'm not sure how one becomes a tycoon with this product...

Irresistible Lightning Smuggler
You play as a lovable rogue supplying power to the less fortunate in this delightful steampunk romp.

Papal Mushroom EX
As the Pope, keep the cash flowing while covering up your illicit source of income!

Armored Writing Hunt
You are a bibliophile in a wartorn future. Books have been banned by all the world's government. You face these authoritarian fools alone except for your trusty prototype power armor.

Future Viking with Friends
Raid outlying colonies of the galactic empire in this fantastic Facebook game!
M.C. Escher's Viking Anarchy
After the rights to Future Viking were sold a new company took the franchise in a bold new direction! Play as a captain of a crew of space vikings who've been trapped in Nth dimensional space. Compete or cooperate with other players to satiate your need for pillage!

Combat Battleship Castle
You command a state of the art combat vehicle, complete with all the amenities to house a population! Plant crops on your deck or research hydroponics to keep your population safe. Rule as lord of your own BattleCastle or as a king of many lords. Expand your demesne through production or warfare.

Peaceful Buddhist Temple
A management sim in which you attempt to bring the monks inhibiting your temple closer to enlightenment.

Edit: Amateur Fun All-Stars
The paradox is strong with this one.

Edit: It was long so I threw it into a spoiler.

[Aseaheru]

i like the battleship castle.

[Ultimuh]

i like the battleship castle.

Same.
If a game company would make it, who should it be?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Spoiler: What gameplay would some of these have? (click to show/hide)

"In Search of the Paintball DJ"
"Jedi Mall Pro"
"Generic Wheelchair Quest"
"Psychedelic Yak Empire"
"Dracula's Pokemon Assassins"
"Endless Dinosaur Fortress"
"Middle-Eastern Jetpack Jr."
"Regal Hang Glider Legends"
"Tiny Kitchen Insurrection"
"Intense College Gladiator"

[Sirus]

"Endless Dinosaur Fortress" sounds incredibly badass.

[Aseaheru]

i love all of them.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Endless Dinosaur Fortress" sounds incredibly badass.

I could make a mod for Dwarf Fortress with that title...

i love all of them.

If I had any method of coding them, I would try.  I would start with the "Intense College Gladiator" just because of how interesting that sounds.  For some reason, I thought of having it RPG-style, with 'races' being replaced by 'stereotypes' such as: nerd, jock, goth, etc.