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[MaximumZero]

Tiger Woods' Bimbo Deluxe Well this is going to be a lawsuit happening

Atomic Barcode Invasion They're everywhere!!!

Maximum Spork of Love...

By the way, my other nickname is SpoonForkHybrid.

I am the maximum spork of love.

* MaximumZero does the fusion dance with Nadaka.

[Psyco Jelly]

Jackie Chan's Forklift Island

I win.

[Guardian G.I.]

Battle Crowbar in Crazyland — After the Black Mesa Incident, the US government locks Gordon Freeman up in the asylum. However, Gordon managed to smuggle his trusty crowbar into the facility...

Latino Jackhammer Conspiracy — Hundreds of Mexican agents infiltrate America disguised as immigrants. They are planning to sabotage road infrastructure around American military bases in Texas, New Mexico and California, paving the way for the Mexican invasion...

Toxic Sloth Siege — It is a tower defence game. You need to defend McDonalds from hordes of lardasses.

[miauw62]

Final Hobo Inferno - Burning hobo combat. Aaaaawww yeeaaah. (first roll and i get epicness)

[Flying Dice]

Middle-Eastern Outlaw: Second Impact

The story of Evangelion retold yet again!

First-Person STD Reloaded

Oh god what I no don't want. H-game.

Bonk's Porn Enforcer

H-game.

Chinese Fun Unit

That seems cautiously ambiguous.

International Dwarf of the Blood God

James Bond in the world of DF.

Gothic Moon Operatives

What would have happened if Sailor Moon had had a slightly different writing staff.

Ho-Hum Hoedown of the Damned

The greatest zombie game ever made. Combat the undead with tiresome dance routines!

Shameful Manlove Punch-Out

What.

Biblical Fun - Limited Edition

I'll say...


Finally, and most importantly:

Omega Casino of Love

In the distance future, humanity is all but extinguished. Half-buried beneath the world-spanning desert is an ancient structure, filled with rusted machines and splintered tables. So few remain. Yet even in the twilight of our species, two may yet find love in the last haven of humanity. Welcome to Omega Casino.

BEST DATING SIM EVER.

[Xeron]

Cthulhu's Sniper Dungeon - Ctulhu is back with a score to settle !Recover your ancient powers with yer trusty sniper rifle !
Alien Godzilla Trilogy - Earth's monster against the galactic menace.Who will win ?

[Facekillz058]

Kosher Software 64

Furry Bong in the Sky

Japanese Sewer III

Amish Computer Gaiden

Red Hot Wrestling Machine

Perverted Spelling Prophecy

Wandering Beast Inspector

Shameful Ice Cream - Limited Edition

Incredible Afro Babies

Hindu Worm DJ

Alchoholic Bimbo Fight

Charlie Brown's Cookie Dudes

Dracula's Acid Fever

Elmo's Disco of Love

Oh god why. WHY!?!

[MaximumZero]

My last list was full of WTF:

The Hunt For the Boxing Football - Wait, what?

Transvestite Lowrider Encounter - Ah, street thugs in dresses.

Irritating Nazi - The Resistance - Hey, listen, mein Fuhrer!

Toxic Yeti Dystopia - Most of you would play this game.

Death-Defying Ballet Battalion - Strike Force, on my mark, plie!

Scooby Doo and the Techno Apocalypse - Like, zoinks, Scoob, it's Shadowrun time!

Tony Hawk's Zombie Warfare - ...not gonna lie, I'd probably play this.

Big Bird's Zamboni Overlords - what.

Sensual Metal - The Revenge - The 80's have come back...with a passion.

Last but not least:

Save Yourself from the Bible Academy - This one speaks for itself, really.

[Neonivek]

Tony Hawk's Zombie Warfare - ...not gonna lie, I'd probably play this

Probably because this sounds the most like an actual game someone would actually make.

[kaijyuu]

I would not be surprised if there's a zombie skateboarding game.

[Facekillz058]

Im quite sure there are zombies somewhere in TH Underground 2, in the New Orleans map.

[Theoboldi]

Communist Animal Trivia

Comrade, what is the most glorious animal of mother russia?

Mega Man's Lowrider Task Force

Another dark and gritty reboot. Hooray. 

Tribal Fun Noodle Kombat

This carries some strange implifications.

Satan's Croquet Encounter

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man playin' croquet and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a croquet player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good game, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a mallet of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Retarded Desert Wars

My, that's some deep political commentary.

Sexy Square Dancing For Kids

...........I spent way too much time on this.

[Flying Dice]

Megaman was already pretty damned dark if you looked past the surface.

[misko27]

Colonial STD Mania

I stopped there.

I read it as "Colonial STD Mafia".

[Facekillz058]

Satan's Croquet Encounter

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man playin' croquet and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a croquet player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good game, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a mallet of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

STOP. RIGHT. THERE.
Sorry for the derail,
But what's the name of that actual song?
I've been looking for it forever.