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[Flying Dice]

Honestly, something like half the titles in this thread (h-games included) sound more interesting than Brown and Grey Faceshooter 17 or whatever it is that those mainstream gaming companies make nowadays.

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[RedKing]

Hipster pony is hip. It's fair to remember that there were a lot of shitty games and clones and copycats years back too. (I should know, I played most of 'em). There was a time when the rivers ran...erm....pixeled with combat flight simulators, most of them forgettable. Now, it's hard to even find one. This Call of Duty too, shall pass.

[Johuotar]

Gotta agree with Hipsterloo on that one, Id love to see what Peaceful Landmine 3 would be like.

[Flying Dice]

Oh, yes. My hipster glasses are decidedly rose-tinted, but not so much that I've forgotten how much rubbish there was back when terrible games were published instead of posted on Newgrounds et al.

[Gantolandon]

Morbidly Obese Sudoku Paintbrawl: Classic sudoku is not hard enough? Now something for real pros! Equipped with a paintball gun, you face the horde of incredibly fat, naked people. Only solving puzzles painted on their bodies will make them turn attractive!

Unreal Shopping Farmer: UnReal World is a unique roguelike game set in the urban wilderness of Manhattan during the early XXI century. Surviving in this hellish environment will not be easy. Procure food, shelter and adequate clothing armed only with your trusty credit card. Defend them from burglars, purchasing security equipment and hiring guards for your apartament. But be wary: in this unforgiving setting, death comes easy for the unprepared. Are you man enough to face the dreaded IRS inspector?

Communist Samurai Dreamland: The honorable warriors of Stalin-sama return to the beautiful land of Nippon, ready to overthrow oppressors of the working class.

Corporate Sandwich Smuggler: In the office complex belonging to Shadow Inc no lunch breaks are allowed. The draconian overlords enforce this mandate with an iron fist, punishing violations with death and disfigurement. It takes a master smuggler to provide nourishment to the pinched workers. You, a former delivery boy, are the only one whom this people can count on.

[Gantolandon]

As a bonus: Zombie Porn Simulator. How you ever wondered how your porn movies would look like, if all the actors and actresses were replaced with rotting, shambling, flesh-eating monstrosities?

Now you have a chance.

[kaijyuu]

As a bonus: Zombie Porn Simulator. How you ever wondered how your porn movies would look like, if all the actors and actresses were replaced with rotting, shambling, flesh-eating monstrosities?

Now you have a chance.

This is far more horrifying that any zombie game trying to be scary ever could be.

[Flying Dice]

As a bonus: Zombie Porn Simulator. How you ever wondered how your porn movies would look like, if all the actors and actresses were replaced with rotting, shambling, flesh-eating monstrosities?

Now you have a chance.

This is far more horrifying that any zombie game trying to be scary ever could be.

Quite.

As for the emphasis: They aren't already?

[Sirus]

Got a bunch of them a while ago. I was gonna make boxart for that one thread, but
*<-----points at text*

Fatal Zombie Hospital

Either a survival-horror or operating on zombies.

Unholy Mall of the Blood God

Black Friday has nothing on this.

Rogue Dentist Terror

Hitman-esque.

Elite Breakdancing Assassins

They'll kill you with FUNK.

Giant Spider vs. Capcom

Self-explanatory.

Deadly Biplane Safari

PETA's worst nightmare.

Make Your Own Landmine 25th Anniversery Edition

With the Peaceful Landmine 3 expansion.

Robot Wheelchair - The Movie

Based on the heartwarming Pixar film about an unwanted wheelchair's journey across America.

Killer Fencing Revisited

Probably a Wii game.

[PTTG??]

Interactive Farm Machine

Distributed on an 8.5 inch floppy. In the game, a combine harvester lovingly rendered in 16-bit graphics, lumbers across a field of crops. What kind of crops? What color is the machine? How fast does it go? That, and more*, is all up to you!

*You may also select whether the machine drives from left to right or vice versa.

Third-World Scooter World
In this video game electric game, you can play the amazing gameplay in a sylistic art style! Drive your drivable custom third-world scooter in a third-world scooter world of scooting! Deliver deliveries to your customers, who pay you for delivering the packages. To them. With a scooter. In the third-world.

Sexy Golf Trivia
Yeah I'm going to leave this one to your imagination.

[Sus]

Depressing Rocket Dystopia

I'd play that!

Perfect Gimp Fight Club

Ooh, kinky!

Ye Olde Music Colosseum

Like Guitar Hero, only with a lute. Also, lions.

Irritating Fencing Preacher

"Hello, my name is..."
"Stop saying that!"

Post-Apocalyptic Laser Commando

Sounds like some kick-ass turn based action, like Laser Squad?

Communist Dungeon Armada

Best. Game. Ever.

[RedKing]

M.C. Escher's Unicorn - Collector's Edition

Spoiler: Cover art! (click to show/hide)

Guitar Wheelchair of Death - You play an aging death metal guitarist, your soul and body being sapped as your payment in a dark pact that gave you your preternatural skill and blindingly fast hands. Confined to a wheelchair, you must enter the Black Lord's realm and use your guitar skills to vanquish his minions, slowly reclaiming your soul energy and leading up to a final confrontation with His Dark Majesty himself.

(I sort of picture it as Brütal Legend meets Happy Wheels  )

Micro Surgery DJ - Reattach severed capillaries using nothing but a turntable and your wits! Time nerve impulses to sync up with the beat for multiplier points!

Bloody Cannibal vs. Street Fighter - Once again showing that the entertainment industry wastes no time in capitalizing on current events, that face-eating dude in Florida now his own (posthumous) game, as you chomp through 23 stages of face-eating versus Ryu, Dhalsim, Chun Li and others!

The Harlem Globetrotters: Whale Gladiator - Take the Globetrotters through a....umm....yeah, I got nothing on this one. lolwat?

[Johuotar]

Terrible Frog Uncensored

I've got nothing.

[Sirus]

Elite Volleyball XXX

So basically, the next in that Dead or Alive beach series.

Maniac Monkey Fight Club

Newest mon game?

Russian Deer Hunter Forever

"Yaaaaa! You are so small! Is funny to me!" *dakkadakkadakka*

Omega Porn Kid

...I got nothing :|

[TherosPherae]

Irresistible Gnome Uprising
The year is 2020. For years, humanity has decorated their homes with representations of tacky lawn gnomes. But one fateful Saturday, the gnomes began to rise under their new leader, Captain Keebler the Third, and are looking to decorate the lawns with gore. You play as Chuckie Vendetta, a 5-year-old with a baseball bat and a hate for gnomekind. Stop the uprising. Save humanity. Kill some GODDAMN GNOMES.

Elegant Wrestling with Friends
For the exciting new DLC of Wii Sports, play as a variety of 50 muscular men as you wrestle your way to victory! Has both single-player and multi-player capability, meaning you can now wrestle your friends into the dirt without them calling their mothers!

Mystical Vigilante Trader
Gotham has fallen, and everyone is scrambling to rebuild. Zoom to our protagonist. By day, he is Kevin Johnson, mild-mannered trader of exotic spices with an alcohol addiction. By night, he is the Grandson of Batman, dedicated to punishing criminals everywhere. In this new adventure game, play as both sides of this young man as you scale buildings, confront The Joker (because the bastard just doesn't die), and sell your wares in an attempt to feed your addiction and bring justice to New Gotham!

Underground College Explosion
H-game. I'm not writing exposition for this one.

Fluffy Dog Wasteland
Humanity is gone, eradicated by an unknown disease. Now nature is taking back over, and it's your job to preserve what you can of the history of your benevolent masters. Play as a fully-customizable shaggy canine as you dig, bite, and bark your way through thousands of randomly-generated enemies and environments. Recover what history you can, before all records of your chew-toy producers are lost!