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[FloorBelow]

'Panzer Ping-Pong in the Hood'
This thing is great.

[Dutchling]

Rocket-Powered Bible Advance

Have you accepted Jesus in your life?
I thought so...

[AlStar]

Armored Fire Warrior

Sounds like an actual game, really.

Advanced Drug-Dealing Fiesta

When normal drug-dealing just isn't enough!

Catholic Wedding on the Oregon Trail

Will you take this woman to be your wife? YES/NO
You have died of dysentery...

Vampire Boxing Stadium

Could be fun.

Brain-Damaged Golf 2K

Wooo! Hit da ball! Wooo!

Disturbing Dwarf Underground

That sounds a lot like Dwarf Fortress, really.

[Lord Dullard]

Disturbing Dwarf Underground

That sounds a lot like Dwarf Fortress, really.

It actually brought a different image to mind:
"Yo dawg, hey. You like dwarves? I've got some hot little dwarves here for you, man. Straight out of Columbia. These are the good shit, not that imitation gnome shit, man."

[RedKing]

Jewish Porn of the Dead

I think this is the only H-game one I got.

OY VEY. That's not kosher.

Rural Wheelchair Simulator

God, that sounds depressing.

Biblical Rocket Jihad

So...it's a Gaza Strip simulator?

Apathetic Midget 25th Anniversary Edition

25 years of tiny meh.

In Your Face Spider - The Resistance

Yeah! In your face, spider!

International Bong of the Damned

Hey, the Damned need to chillax just like anybody else...

Caribbean Magic Hero

They figured it was less controversial than "Voodoo Hero".

Lovely Transvestite Syndrome

Truean is apparently contagious? 

Everybody Loves the Florist Crusade

Well, of course! Who doesn't like flowers?

Funky Sandwich Dudes

So...are the dudes funky, or is the sandwich?

Star Yak in the Desert

Not as good as the original Star Yak, but better than the dreadful Star Yak's Tibetan Rampage.

[Tellemurius]

Glowing Motorcycle Deathmatch

Ghost rider prevails!

[Lord Dullard]

Jewish Caveman House

"You bring Cronk Saberpig? Cronk no eat Saberpig! You get out Cronk cave now, or Cronk call arguer!"

Kosher Business 95

Brought to you by the more serious branch of the company that produced Jewish Caveman House.

Kosher Cardboard Legends

Okay, what the hell.

Search for the Hillbilly Temple

Somehow I suspect this would have been better than Crystal Skull.

Gothic Yeti in the Outback

Okay, that may qualify as the most bizarre mental picture I've ever had.

Shady Tricycle Anarchy

"The toddlers... they're coming! And they've... oh God... they've got tricycles!"

Day of the Nudist Nightmare

No, no. Stay far, far away.

[MaximumZero]

It's a Mad, Mad Programming Unleashed

Well, yeah. That's what video games are.

Forbidden Ninja Groove

The dance...that will kill us all!

Apathetic Sword Online

Elwood Bartlett strikes again!

Inept Beat Country

Let me sing you the song of my people.

Unholy Blade Syndicate

Demons, Gangsters, and Wesley Snipes.

Children of the Rodeo Terror

They're gonna ride, rope, and scare the crap out of you.

Rad Flatulence Arena

Worst. TF2. Mod. Ever.

Mexican Guitar Championship

Santana takes you under his wing, so you can become the Champion!

Dead or Alive Ostrich Basketball

So much bouncing!

[Fniff]

Challenge: Make a synopsis of some of the titles you find.

Alien WWII - The Gathering Storm In 1911, an alien spaceship crashed in Germany. Every part of it was taken by a mysterious society named the Operatives. The year is 1945, and Germany has developed superweapons just when it was thought they were to be defeated. You are Dmitri Utkin, sergeant in the Red Army. The Germans have taken back every single mile of ground the Soviets have taken, and are gaining fast. If you fail, then Germany will win WWII. Use a combination of authentic WWII weapons, alien superweapons and mysterious Operative bionics to defeat the Nazis.
Lord of the Pony Armageddon The magical world of Equestria is a fun one indeed... But when you are done with it, it's gonna be a nightmare. You play as the servant of a Lovecraftian force, and you are ordered to invade Equestria and gather the souls of the ponies for consumption. Use whatever is needed to destroy the ponies. Destroy them with mysterious magic, high-tech tools or guns and melee weapons! Become the Lord of Pony Armageddon!
Cthulhu's Laser Melee The stars are right, and Cthulhu has come out to eat the souls of humanity... But humanity isn't gonna be playing nice. You play as either Max Svenson, a Danish scientist with a prototype laser shotgun with a mounted laser sword which may be the only thing to stop the Elder Gods or Johnny Carter, devout servant of the Dark Gods from Innsmouth who possesses dual laser rapiers. In this over-the-shoulder 3rd person shooter, will you save humanity... or doom it?

[RedKing]

Low G Trailer Park Takedown -- The year is 2285, and much of Earth's population lives in a ramshackle orbital slum of discarded cargo containers and old ISS modules, while the rich live either on a rejuvenated Earth or a terraformed Mars. A terrorist by the name of Zalikis has developed a bioagent which threatens life on both worlds, and is hiding out in the orbital slum, colloquially known as "the Trailer Park". You are SWORD (Special Weapons Orbital Reconnaissance Detail) Agent Rick Johnson, and your mission is to make your way through the Trailer Park, find Zalikis, and bring him to justice.


Excruciating Ice Cream Kombat -- As the rookie fighter Chocolate Chip, battle your way through 27 different fighters to claim the Frozen Throne. Each characters has signature "fatality" moves such as The Chiller, The Blizzard, The Banana Split, and the earth-shattering Rocky Road. Pre-orders will receive the limited edition Chocolate Chip Mint skin.


Create Your Own Combat Trilogy -- A clever repackaging of the Close Combat series using a somewhat baffling time travel mechanic, allowing you to mix and match modules from the entire collection into a custom trilogy. Import your soldiers from Stalingrad to Market Garden, only to then show up in the invasion of Poland.

Peaceful Landmine III -- The third in the groundbreaking avant-garde Peaceful Landmine series, you play the part of a landmine left over from a previous war, watching as people go about their daily lives around you while you remain safely buried and inert. While the first two games were set in Europe, the third installment ramps up the excitement by taking you to Vietnam. Collector's Edition includes a Peaceful Landmine action figure and a "Don't Tread On Me!" bumpersticker.

[Lord Dullard]

Hahaha. Those are excellent. And I'd actually play Low G Trailer Park Takedown.

[DJ]

Jewish Caveman House

"You bring Cronk Saberpig? Cronk no eat Saberpig! You get out Cronk cave now, or Cronk call arguer!"

Well, cavemen obviously don't have houses, so this would in fact be a prehistoric Jewish diagnostician.

[AlStar]

Lovely Mushroom Trader

Embark in this lovely recreated simulation of Japan, where you play the part of a mushroom trader, dealing in Shiitake, Maitake, Bunashimeji, and many more! Locally source your goods from farmers, then make deals with restaurants and supermarkets all over the country - do you have what it takes to be a mushroom trader?

Medieval Hobo Challenge

Set in the height of medieval Europe, you take on the role of a luckless drifter. Starting with no more then the clothes on your back, you will try to scrouge out a living while dealing with poor sanitation, plagues, and much, much more!

Bling Bling Lawnmower on the High Seas

Do you have what it takes to be the flashiest, most blinged-out Lawnmower on the High Seas? It's a hard life, and virtually all lawnmowers end up sinking to the bottom - but you strive for the top! Pre-Order now for chrome blades!

[Flying Dice]

I'd like to play Peaceful Landmine III as well. 

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Radioactive Spelunking Troopers: The next entry in the beloved STALKER series; a vast network of caves has been discovered underneath the Zone, filled with never before seen anomalies and mutants. The military has already deployed forces into the caverns to recover the artifacts believed to be located in the deepest pit. Do you have the courage and determination to overcome the obstacles in your path and reach the Heart of Darkness?

M.C. Escher's Biplane - Collector's Edition: A flight sim unlike any other, in which you must pilot your aircraft through terrifying non-Euclidean cities in order to escape from the Great Old Ones. Defy physics and the Elder Gods in this heart-pumping genre reboot. If you preorder, you will get a free gift: a lovingly detailed model of a Sopwith Camel bearing a custom Nyarlathotep paint job.

Nostalgic Mech Family: Take a load off your mind with this lighthearted slice-of-life Visual Novel, in which you play the part of a former Giant Robot pilot in a retirement home. Play bridge, get shitfaced drunk, and talk about the good ol' days with the elderly ace pilots from all your favorite mecha series. You may even help rekindle old flames of romance and rivalry. Every ending will leave you weeping tears of joy.

[RedKing]

M.C. Escher's Biplane - Collector's Edition: A flight sim unlike any other, in which you must pilot your aircraft through terrifying non-Euclidean cities in order to escape from the Great Old Ones. Defy physics and the Elder Gods in this heart-pumping genre reboot. If you preorder, you will get a free gift: a lovingly detailed model of a Sopwith Camel bearing a custom Nyarlathotep paint job.

That actually sounds pretty badass. What was that old freeware biplane game with the UFOs and shit?
EDIT: Corncob3D!!! Can't believe I remembered it...and I was wrong, it wasn't a biplane, it was an F4U Corsair.