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[DarkWolfXV]

Biblical Terrorist Revisited

Olympic Dwarf Explosion

Could be fun

[AlStar]

Retarded Janitor Warfare

...heh. I'll let you draw your own conclusions from this one.

Oh man, between this and the Budgetsoft Metal Collector, you literally had me in tears. Hopefully I managed to muffle my laughter enough that my cubemates suspect nothing.

edit: to add to the thread:

Killer Balloon Shootout

Quite possibly the shortest shootout, ever.

[cerapa]

Papal Deer Hunter - 3rd Strike - Hunt deer as the pope himself!

Royal Llama Paratroopers - Llama paratroopers...

First-Person Rabbit Dance Party - Someone needs to make this game.

Virtual Internet Fortress - Like Dwarf Fortress, except your fortress is this forum.

Hardcore Baking Z - Cooking mama + Dragonball Z

Ultraviolent Hippo Quest - Smash people as a hippo!

Papal Jackhammer of Death - A sequel to Papal Deer Hunter - 3rd Strike, after which the bloodlust of pope was not sated, and the target goes from deer to man. Most anticipated game of 2013.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

All-Night Breakdancing Fortress

Like dwarf fortress, but with breakdancing instead of booze. "This man is working more slowly. He is depressed. He has not had an opportunity to breakdance lately."

Holy gods, this is gold. Now I've got coffee on my shirt. Thank you.

[GlyphGryph]

^_^

[Theoboldi]

God I love these things.

Narcoleptic Tetris Freak

Finally, I'm about to fill 4 rows at once, now I only need to insert this long piece he-
*falls asleep*

*wakes up 5 minutes later to a game over screen*

Hardcore Squirrel Uncensored

Conker’s Bad Fur Day?

Zany Samurai Football

Is the word zany even required here?

Big-Time Workout in the Salad Kingdom

Fitness games are very weird in japan.

Obsessive-Compulsive Bomberman Strikes Again

There probably is a grimdark fanfic like this somewhere out there.

WWII City Nightmare

...That actually sounds like an interesting survival game.

Elderly Love vs. The Space Mutants

I pray for my very sanity that this isn't a H-Game.

M.C. Escher's Booty vs. Capcom

See above.

Communist Janitor in My Pocket

I would totally buy this if it was a tamagochi ripoff.

Latino Fun Noodle College

...

Fabulous Rugby Punishment

.............

[DJ]

Legacy of Indian Dudes

You like... you took our land, man... that was so uncool...

Best one so far.

[Flying Dice]

Downtown Catapult Strikes Again

Full story at 6!

Vampire Makeout Odyssey

A Twilight h-game?

The Sunshine of the Third Reich

As supported by the Pretty Marines.

French Disco Uncensored

Do not want.

Lethal Nudist World Tour

Gorn h-game? DO NOT WANT.

Morbidly Obese Carnival World

Otherwise known as the Kentucky State Fair.

Star Wars Booty Enforcer

"In this exciting new title from Lucasarts, Boba Fett has been resurrected by popular demand... as a sexy, grizzled P.I.!"

Transvestite Turtle Unleashed

"It seemed like a perfectly normal day for Leonardo and Raphael, until they encountered a long-lost cousin at Splinter's grave!"

[Tellemurius]

Ultimate Dating Over Normandy

African Pirate Wars
(This wins bar none)

Barbie's Goth Project

Indiana Jones and the Hobo Chase

Robotic Werewolf - The Resistance

Monty Python's Mushroom III

[TherosPherae]

Psycho Plumber 1942

Mario - The REAL Story.

Generic Catapult Revolution

It's like a generic shooter game, but set back before guns. But there are still Nazis and Communists to kill, revealed in a shitty plot twist involving time travel.

Hillbilly Hair Salon Oppression

I.... I have no words. Only laughter.

Awesome Goblin Hunter

Also known as Generic MMORPG No. XXVIII.

Galactic Bobsled Feud

I think I would actually pay money for this one. I'm not quite sure why.

Jewish Porn of the Dead

I think this is the only H-game one I got.

Final Fantasy Gun of Fury

I just keep getting the ones that seem like it would be the most generic, shitty game ever...

Viking Trailer Park For Kids

....never mind.

Medieval Pirate on Wheels

So wenches, driving, pillaging... it's GTA, but with cannons and rum.

Amazing Dodgeball at the Olympics

hell yes

Morbid Baseball

You only get a home run if you take the pitcher's head off with the ball.

Christian Breakdancing Inferno

...Hell?

Perfect Pokemon Prophecy

"They're just going to keep releasing more and more until, one day, it will be impossible to catch them all. But then there will be one with no social life stronger than all the others, and he shall triumph over the -" no wait this is stupid.

Internet Hobo Task Force

4chan: The Game

Heavy Chicken Crusade

A mini-game based off of Team Fortress 2, play as the Heavy as he carves through the poultry legions on his quest for the Perfect Sandvich. Now with optional Scout bonus levels!

[GlyphGryph]

Legacy of Indian Dudes

You like... you took our land, man... that was so uncool...

Best one so far.

Have any of you seen the Whitest Kids you Know skit that was... well, perfect for this name, heh.

"No deal, man."

[Ricky]

Donkey Kong's Banana Gone Wild

Narcoleptic Bomberman In africa

It's Bomin' Ti- *falls asleep*

wakes up surrounded by aborigines and lions

[Nilik]

Of the ones listed so far I would play Papal Assault X, Internet Hobo Task Force (LCS mod?) and Legacy of Indian Dudes. Also the very first one I go; "Underwater Crowbar Safari". Fuck yes.

Also, "Turbo Dance Spies" sounds very much like Elite Beat Agents.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Epic Frisbee Uprising

Hitler's Fashion Expert

Leisure Suit Computer XXX

Lair of the Forklift - Limited Edition

Fluffy Walrus Task Force (All these ones so far were in a row. Literally one right after the other.)


Master Chief's Spatula Experience (finally, a reason to confuse Masterchef with Masterchief. )

Inbred Alien Police

Incomprehensible Forklift Derby


Legend of the Midget Deathmatch

Communist Horse Racing of the Blood God

[Dutchling]

Kermit's Bimbo Boxing

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