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[Tellemurius]

Spectral Fire Battalion

Im copyrighting this

[RedKing]

The Harlem Globetrotters: Porn in the Hood

Somewhere out there, I'm sure this is a porn vid.

Confusing Booty Soldier

This too. Don't ask, don't tell?

Fiery Dentist Strike Force

These guys don't fuck around when it comes to fighting the Cavity Creeps.

Vampire Jungle Commando

That....actually has potential.

African Pachinko 1942

You only thought you knew Erwin Rommel...

Celtic Karaoke Overlords

A Gaelic karaoke game would be hellish to play.

Derek Smart's Battleship - Collector's Edition

Now using cutting-edge DirectX 5!

Art of Penguin Revolution

I think we were all playing this a few weeks ago...

[Loud Whispers]

Art of Penguin Revolution

I think we were all playing this a few weeks ago...

That's like... Hindsighted prophecy...

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Shrunken Pirate Police

I'm not entirely sure what's shrunken or who's the police in this universe. Policing shrunken pirates? Or shrunken pirates policing?

[Lord Dullard]

Hitler's Quantum of Death

His quantum... what of death? Just his... quantum?

Mary Kate and Ashley's Moon in the Dark

Umm... holy shit. No.

Legacy of Indian Dudes

You like... you took our land, man... that was so uncool...

Alcoholic Harvest Bastards

Wait, wait... that sounds oddly familiar.

[Pnx]

Hitler's Quantum of Death

His quantum... what of death? Just his... quantum?

I'm guessing this is like the James Bond movie "Quantum of Solace"...

[Nadaka]

Hitlers quantum of death.

quantum means measurement or more accurately, the minimum amount of something involved in an interaction.

In this game, your objective is to get that minimal amount of hitlers death to be as large as possible.

[RedKing]

Impossible Software Pioneer

Sounds like most Kickstarter projects.

Deadly Farm Extravaganza

"And over here, this here's our Bengal tiger paddock. And back yonder's our breeding pool with the blue-ringed octopi..."

Red Hot Caveman House

H-game.

Hitler's Bimbo Restaurant

H-game.

Blasphemous Police Pimps

H-game.

Exciting Aerobics Sisters

H-game.

Disney's Manlove Dungeon

H-game.

Sensual Demon Annihilation

H-game.

Romantic Leisure Suit in My Pocket

H-game.

Perverted Chef Expert

H-game.

Scottish Mall from Hell

"Och, we've got a wee sale on kilts....OF BLOOD!"

Papal Assault X

Hell y--oh wait, you play as a choirboy. H-Game.

[Flying Dice]

Legend of Juggalo Espionage

Uh...

Paranoid Army Commando

Sounds reasonable.

Indiana Jones and the Castlevania Zombies

Why don't we have this?

Big Internet Throwdown

Every single day...

Major Nudist in the Magic Kingdom
Irresistible Porn Voyage
Charlie Brown's Porn 3D
Perverted Gnome from Planet X
Cosmic Makeout - 3rd Strike
Perverted Buddhist Co-Op
Mega Man's Booty - The Lost Levels
Savage Aerobics Domination
Super Sexy Driving Gone Wild
All-Night STD Polo
Scottish Leisure Suit in the Dark
Teenage Helicopter Girl
American Gnome Pimps
Erotic Tricycle Symphony
Silent STD Strikes Again

Ah, back in the h-game comfort zone.

[Lord Dullard]

M.C. Escher's Tetris Ignition

Do want.

Ghetto Platypus III

Also want, although I have no idea why.

[Domenique]

Exciting Dwarf Desperadoes

Blimey, this sounds better than Dwarf Fortress.

Also:

Deep Space Shaving Unleashed

WHAT???

[Johuotar]

Papal Assault X

Hell y--oh wait, you play as a choirboy. H-Game.

Oh that was just so wrong. 

[Moghjubar]

Everybody Loves the Booty - Total War

Dirty Manlove 95

Curse of the Barcode in the Magic Kingdom

Vampire Pony Hunt

Drunken Piano Assault

Manic Gnome Overlords

...

I had better stop this, I might get to liking it.

[ggamer]

Action Princess vs. Street Fighter

lulz

[GlyphGryph]

Search for the Harvest of the Blood God

The point of the game is to find the hidden !!FUN!!

National Lampoon's Sniper at the Olympics

Like that JFK game, but with MORE TARGETS!
Or have they made sniping an olympic sport now? "Release the men! The sniper who makes the most clean kills with no misses wins!"

BudgetSoft Presents: Metal - Collector's Edition

"What... this isn't a game!? Did I just pay $120 dollars for a hunk of nickel!?"

Merciless Terrorist of Doom

Just in case there was any doubt about whether or not this particular terrorist is a bad guy, we've made it abundantly clear the title.

All-Night Breakdancing Fortress

Like dwarf fortress, but with breakdancing instead of booze. "This man is working more slowly. He is depressed. He has not had an opportunity to breakdance lately."

Vampire Platypus Farmer

Help meet the world demand for Vampire Platypuses

Olympic Duck Assassins

"Duck Assassins" is an even better Olympic event than sniping! Assassinate enough ducks to get a gold medal!

Retarded Janitor Warfare

...heh. I'll let you draw your own conclusions from this one.

Latino Chocobo in the Hood

... this one just makes me happy, somehow. Oh, the mental images. Can YOU survive the reality of the "hood" as the new Chocobo in town, even though your feathers are a different color?

Underwater Frisbee Championship

Turns out it's not really terribly exciting. Reviewed poorly. "Like that minigame from Final Fantasy but without goals or points or action" - Reviewer X

All-American Fun Noodle Slaughter

I... don't know. But I like it!

Search for the Nuclear Fight Club

You have to find a club no one will talk about. Two people stand on opposite sides of their room, fingers hovering over a button, staring each other down. Finding them won't be enough - you need to stop them. To save us all, you need to find the Nuclear Fight Club - and disarm it.