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[RedKing]

Scandinavian Sumo Trilogy -- follows the adventures of Magnus Bigguttarsson as he strives to climb the ranks of Nordic sumo and achieve the penultimate title of yökösuuniinaa.

Chinese Equestrian Phonics -- ma ma ma ma ma (lit., "Did mother scold a pile of horses?")
("ma", depending on tone, can mean about 20 different things, including "mother", "scold", "pile of/stack of", "horse" and act as a question mark) 

European Plumber Crime Scene Investigation -- Follow Special Agents Mario and Luigi through the mean streets of the Mushroom Kingdom, tracking down the Koopa Killer through careful analysis of the clues left behind at the scene of his grizzly crimes.

Biblical Acid Strikes Again -- The Second Book of Revelation, after St. John of Patmos got a hold of some more of that really good shit from Epirus. Highlights include a ten-headed angel, a demon who's all like blue and glowy and shit, and a talking ficus named Wayne.

Real Police Corps -- Paperwork simulator, with occasional police brutality mini-games.

My First Furry with Friends -- H-game. >_<

Fluffy Dog Wasteland
Humanity is gone, eradicated by an unknown disease. Now nature is taking back over, and it's your job to preserve what you can of the history of your benevolent masters. Play as a fully-customizable shaggy canine as you dig, bite, and bark your way through thousands of randomly-generated enemies and environments. Recover what history you can, before all records of your chew-toy producers are lost!

Sounds like the plot for the first part of Tokyo Jungle...

[Sirus]

Neo Desert Odyssey: Modern remake of the classic Oregon Trail clone. Be sure to pack enough water and feed the camels well!

Death-Defying Trampoline Superstar: Leap through flaming hoops and sail over shark-infested ponds as you rack up a high score!

Zany Ping Pong Nitro: What Trauma Center is to surgery, this game is to table tennis. Wacky characters and bizarre powers make this a game that everyone can enjoy!

Indian Moon Journey: In this artistic title, players fly to the surreal world of the Moon in order to heal the princess.

Horrifying Handgun of Love: NSFW.

[MagmaMcFry]

Ultraviolent Plumber Crusade.

[JackOSpades]

Michael Jackson's Rodeo Gladiator
 

Violent Sudoku Battalion
Wha...?

Cthulhu's Sushi Hoedown
Cthulhu + Sushi = win

Drug-Induced Arcade of Doom
guess those seizure warnings we're there for a reason

Underwater Nudist of Might and Magic
So mermaids then  ?

Giant Yeti Over Normandy
King of the monsters prequel: stomp through WWII,  Hell yea 

M.C. Escher's Trampoline Vengeance
and YOU thought portal was brain bendy

[Trapezohedron]

Internet Surgery Expert
Brought to you by the guys who claim they have cancer because they self-diagnosed themselves.

Barbie's Internet Riders
Is it bad that the first thing I thought of when this first generated was something involving the numbers '3' and '4'?

Revenge of the Whale in My Pocket
Oh gosh, the radar is going haywire!

[Guardian G.I.]

Panzer Sword Unit

[Lord Dullard]

Barbie's Cannibal Family

[RedKing]

Distinguished Death in Middle-Earth -- The Valar cease letting old elves "sail to the west", leaving them to age and wither in Arda. This creates a controversy over assisted suicide and the right of the Firstborn to end their own existence.

Christian Transvestite Trilogy -- Adventure games detailing the true lives of Mark Magdalene, St. Paula, and Jessie Christ.

Big Business Rage -- Not really a game, just an RSS feed that sends news of corporate malfeasance to your computer daily, and measures your rage. Compete with your friends in weekly rage-a-thons!

African Scorched Earth Kid -- Play as Mbezi, a Darfuri refugee trying to escape the conflict in Sudan.

Rise of the Polka Bloodbath -- Oompah to your DOOMPAH!

Scottish Harpoon Dance Mix -- 23 hot nautical-step tracks, with MC Whaler feat. DJ Baby MacSeal.

[Lord Dullard]

Hazardous Stapler Kombat

Choose your character from nine coworkers in a software development firm who have finally had enough of each other (plus three special unlockable characters; the Chinese food delivery boy, the mailman, and the firm's chimp mascot Bobo). Proceed to pick up your trusty stapler, with which you will inflict extremely painful (but not fatal) damage upon those crapheads from the cubicles adjacent to your own.

Cantankerous Monkey Gone Wild

A spin-off sequel of Hazardous Stapler Kombat. Bobo has escaped from the office and has made it back to his natural habitat by stowing away on a cargo ship, but he doesn't know the first thing about survival without somebody to hand him kit-kat bars and skinny lattes. Guide Bobo on his epic journey from office chimp to King of the Jungle.

Wonderous Business Disaster

A game in which you take on the role of Mark Zuckerberg.

Mighty Ghost Psychiatrist

An adaptation of the film Sixth Sense.

Geriatric Squirrel Tycoon

One day, while mowing your lawn, you suddenly realize that there are squirrels everywhere. And yet nobody owns squirrels, in spite of the fact that they are cuter than rats, they have fuzzy tails, and have an awesome ability to stuff nuts in their cheeks. As the first person to realize the huge and unfulfilled market for squirrels, you must catch enough of them to satisfy popular demand. Unfortunately you're not fast enough to catch the young, limber squirrels, so you must settle for the next best thing...

[Sirus]

Topsy-Turvy Monster Truck Bandits: Play as one of 12 odd, tricked-out monster truck drivers as you steal food and ammunition in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Unpleasant Dwarf of Doom: You are the Mad Dwarf Queen Sankis. You are on fire. Destroy as much as you can before death arrives.

Charlie Brown's Skydiving Romance: H-Game/Visual Novel. Charlie Brown discovers his calling in life and runs a skydiving business. However, one day he meets a familiar red-headed girl...who remembers Chuck quite fondly...

Sid Meier's Railroad - The Resistance: Set in antebellum Southern United States, play as a member of the Underground Railroad. Help slaves to freedom, betray your fellow members for money, even change history by firing the first shots of the Civil War - on either side!

Amazing Military Paintbrawl: War has never been so much fun. In this multiplayer FPS, fight on foot, in vehicles, even in jet airplanes, all using paint.

[Scelly9]

Gothic Zombie Police

That has potential.

Mind-Bending City of the Deep

This looks amazingly fun.

Fantastic Tennis Groove

I hate tennis games.

Super Sword Power

Could be good.

Helicopter Worm Ignition

Wut.

Intelligent Hitman Starring Mickey Mouse

Uhhhh

Nudist Cooking Maniac

Wat is this I don't even.

[Akura]

International Equestrian Struggle

MLP World War?

Chinese Sandwich Jamboree

Wha...

Violent Banana Nation

I've had a few Tropico games devolve into this.

Pro Godzilla Lord

I don't even...

Screaming Golf Revolution

VIVA LA PAR THREE!

Underwater Matador Country

Spain has made bullfighting illegal, so all the dispossessed matadors have fled to the depths of the Atlantic.

The Quest for the Booty Family

I'll pass on this quest.

Planet of the Lawnmower Park

A whole planet of lawnmower parks.

Lethal Karaoke of the Damned

Hell yes zombie singing.

Intense Sniper Revolution

I'd buy it.

Secret of the Quantum Operation

I swear this probably exists already.

Sinister Train Anthology

This too.

Insane Bow Hunter Insanity

Redundant prey is the first prey!

French Juggalo Dance Party

Where's the facepalm emoticon?

My Little Barcode Girl

Chinese Adoption Agency?

[Fniff]

Shady College Hospital

Welcome to Scooby's, the worst college in America. You are a medical student, and you need money, a lot of it. 50 thousand grand, to be precise. You lost a lot of your parent's money in poker, and you need to get it back in a week. You have a switchblade, the contents of a toolbox, wire and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Get cutting!

[Draxis]

Orbital Metal in the Sky

A poorly translated, but mechanically excellent, space combat sim.

Invisible Helicopter Project

A memory/arcade game: guide your helicopter down the tunnel, but make sure to keep track of it.

Sleepy Sniper Nightmare

The Eastern Front, 1942.  You are a Russian sniper, who has discovered a terrible secret about the German army.  You must make it back to your lines before daybreak and warn the Russians, but the Germans will stop at nothing to stop you... and be wary, nothing is as it seems...

Kirby's Demon from Hell

The gritty new direction of Kirby; designed to have more appeal for the modern gamer, with a first-person perspective, cover-based combat, and many DLC mini-campaigns.  Guide Kirby through all 9 circles of Hell, and then take on the leader of the demons who are threatening Earth using the powers and weapons gathered throughout your mission.

Rocket-Powered Wagon of the Stars

The spiritual successor to Oregon Trail, you must prepare for your journey, and then lead your party to Titan Base. 
You have come to an asteroid belt.  Try to fly through it, or look for a better spot?  FLY THROUGH
John Smith has asphyxiated!

[Gantolandon]

The Last Nudist Encounter - in the grim darkness of the United States of America, indecent behavior has been banned and sunbathing without pants is punished by lethal injection. Nudists are said to be extinct since the last one was shot 10 ago on a beach in California. You are a police officer, a member of a special unit combating indecency. Your task force was considered to be elite once. Right now you are the last member, about to retire, and your unit is the underfunded laughingstock of the entire police force. One day, a kid finds suspicious indentation on the beach - it looks like a very fat man lied there. It smells slightly of suntan oil...

Street NASCAR Online - enter the world of street NASCAR! Circle around one of the 128 different buildings, avoiding other cars and pedestrians! Race with your friends, gather experience and cash and buy cool upgrades! Now availeble in Street Bundle with Street Swimming and Street Ski Jumping.

Ultimate Graveyard Pimps - an expansion pack for Zombie Porn Simulator...