Journal of Mebuy, scrawled by very sharp fingernails into a carefully smoothed clay wall
Well dearest diary, it appears that my big mouth has once again landed me in hot water. Or very cold water I should say. Well, as I don’t see any particular way that I am going to be getting out of here anytime soon, I may as well start at the beginning.
After evading your run of the mill torch wielding mob of pissed of farmers, I came to a river and decided to follow it upstream till I found some civilization. On the way up I encountered those two treacherous vagabonds, the married soldiers. After a brief conversation with the two timing turncoats, I determined that they were going to the new settlement of murderfarmed, the first city of the new dwarven civilization of The Persuasive Crafts. According to the pair of yellow-bellied deserters, this new civilization would build above ground, like the humans, and if rumor was to be believed, it wouldn’t even have a wall. The two cowardly milk drinkers told me that they were going to provide the new place with some protection, as it would need all that it could get.
I figured that any dwarf crazy enough to try to live on the surface would be dumb enough to not recognize a vampire, but I was wrong! The overseer, one “Broseph” seemed to catch onto my true identity, probably around the time I was telling him about one of my more harrowing battles. I must learn to keep my mouth shut.
Anyway, they tricked me into checking out a tunnel, and let the river rush into it. I of course was perfectly fine, but I have never been particularly good at acting, and the group quickly saw that I had been in no danger of drowning. The overseer ordered me thrown into this little hole in the ground, and here I wait. But, being the insufferable fool that he is, the overseer forgot to build a small shed over me, thus making it possible for me to communicate with the outside world. Every night I hear the pitter patter of the tiny feet of those delightful bogeymen. Now I just have to figure out how to convince my little friends to teach me how to enter this “Broseph”s dreams.
Soon, I will have more than these blank walls for amenities. Soon, I will be living in the lap of luxury. Soon, I will have this entire little town under my control! Soon, I Will be the unquestioned ruler of this land!