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[DarkWolfXV]

A severed part sails off in arc!
Ohh, here it comes, its going to be glorious.
Its about time for some fun. We all know Black Metal musicians, sometimes, were too serious, all the church burnings, and stuff.
But, imagine the carnage if goregrind musicians were actually as serious.
Yes, the carnage.
I dont know if gore is allowed on these forums, so unless i get confirmation, it will be Dwarf Fortress style gore, you know, severed parts sailing off in arc, no pics, well you really would not like to see pics of dwarves covered in pus, blood, having broken bones and being slowly disembered with axes.
Here, you decide who is the main hero, but he/she is goregrind musician.
So, here we go:

You awake at dark room, your head hurts quite a lot, you probably ate too much cannibal corpses pigeons kitties dogs sparrows ponies blood soaked meat.
Hell, you dont remember who you are, or what music you play, oh wait, you play goregrind, but how does it sound like? (Describe with words, and probably 3 types to choose from: Tame, Wild, LOLWTF)
Oh well, you even forgot what is your band called and what you do in it.
You try to recall now.

[Robocorn]

Your name is Eddie
Your band is called Necrotising fasciitis
Onlookers have described it as the trial version of Drumsite meets the sound of a pig being abused.
You run the band as a frontman after you get out of junior high. You "play" guitar drums are provided
by a trial verson of Drumsite on your dell powerbook. Vocals are provided by a piglet in a box that you shake before every performance.
All your friends agree it's pretty sick.

[Svarte Troner]

All of the above, but the band name has to be
"Floccinaucinihilipilificationized Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis".

[DarkWolfXV]

Ahh yes, you recall that your band name was Floccinaucinihilipilificationized Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, wait... How the fuck did you remember that? Nevermind, your name is Eddie, and you play guitar, drums are provided by washing machine with over 100 stones in it turned on full speed. Something squeals, oh yes, thats your pig in the box you use for vocals. Hmm... Who plays bass? Oh wait who the fuck needs bassist these days.
What should you do now? You are hungry.

[Svarte Troner]

Necrophagalizificate the nearest rotting corpse.

[lawastooshort]

Slay and eat a nearby carrot.

[DarkWolfXV]

The only rotting corpse near you is your old vocalist, the pig, you had to kill it because it was too big to fit in cage and to heavy to carry, but now it reeks of putrefaction and seems very edible. You phagize it (Or whatever? You consume the corpse).
You are quite hardcore, but your bowels are not so hardcore as you, though, so you head to nearest recording device and start record the beautiful art of regurgitation. Damn, now you have vocals for another song of yours!
You remember that some fans wanted to visit your house carrion sculpted entity living place. Somebody is knocking on the door.
What do you do now?

[Chink]

Record their screams as you "introduce" them to your collection of torture devices.

[lawastooshort]

Feed them putrefied pig.

[Ross Vernal]

Look to see who it is.

Smear yourself in pig blood.

[DarkWolfXV]

You go and smear yourself in pig blood, it feels awesome.
Oh, indeed, these are the fans, who knows, maybe they are as hardcore as you, and maybe their bowels are hardcore too!
You warmly welcome them with some pig blood.
They seem quite excited about it, they want to see your "instruments"  and how is the awesome art called goregringhhhtt created.
You offer them  the putrefied pig, they, quite sadly refuse, because they are vegetarian, and prefer rotten plants.
Reeks of posership...
But anyway, they want autographs, hell, they probably want name of your band cut in their flesh! Quite crazy guys, to be honest, but nothing as crazy as last show you done in which you threw putrefied body parts at fans, how awesome it was!
So, should you give them the autographs and show the carrion sculpted living place?

[Chink]

Yes.

[Ross Vernal]

Tie up the fans, and force-feed them the pig.

[OscomGafarade]

Find a horse to destroy.

[DarkWolfXV]

Too bad, you quite dont seem to have anything sharp enough to give autograph, maybe those scissors will do.
You proceed to cut out the band name on back of one of fans with those scissors.
Floccinaucinihilipilificationized Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is indeed a cool name. Now whole room is covered in blood, since it took almost whole back of the guy to carve the name. Oh well, it was covered in blood already, now its just fresh.
Guess you dont have to buy another pig for painting walls.
What now?