Lex now adays does actually run a perfectly legitimate buisness. He just does a lot of illegal stuff on the side.
Maybe the villains are actually truly nuts, or maybe they're just bad because they want to be bad.
Hmmm of the Captain Planet villains:
-Dr. Blight: Possibly insane. She has a backstory that is never actually touched upon but it hints that she may have once been a good person. She started off as a pretty big threat (one of the only villains who could legitimately give Captain Planet trouble)
-Hoggish Greedly: Wants to be bad and is pathologically greedy (so insane too)
-Scuum: Insane, possibly from his mutations. He started off legitimately threatening.
-Lutin and Plunder: Just Greedy.
-The Garbage man (forgot name): Greedy. He likes to slash costs by pouring garbage everywhere.
-Duke Nukem: Power hungry. He is legitimately empowered by radiation, he just doesn't care who he hurts doing so.
--These arn't all the villains
Of the most effective villains... they are Dr. Blight, Scuum, and Lutin.
Makes me wonder if a captain planet revival that took a deconstructive view at the universe would fly
I don't know... Captain Planet is already so absolutely absurdly awsome as it is.
Though to admit... I could easily see Captain Planet being legitimately good. I mean five teens who are given elemental rings fighting super villains with the ability to summon up an even greater hero? Plus with greek gods thrown in (Captain Planet is technically a greek god, same with Captain polution)
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Ok here is a scene
Wheeler is lying on the grass drenched head to toe in his swimming trunks. Ma-Ti standing over him. Gaia calls and goes "I don't want to know"
What do you think?