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TDSS02

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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2012, 03:10:21 pm »
I never thought about the impact on FPS, but not to many things impact FPS to badly on my machine, its pretty stout.
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Quote from: piecewise on March 14, 2010, 06:22:02 am
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2012, 03:10:46 pm »
Sorry double post, I'm using my phone at the moment to post
« Last Edit: June 03, 2012, 03:12:40 pm by TDSS02 »
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Quote from: piecewise on March 14, 2010, 06:22:02 am
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2012, 03:12:17 pm »
Actually, the first kobold thief to arrive, half will turncoat. Its fun watching them fight and seeing who wins.



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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2012, 03:13:50 pm »
Quote from: Corai on June 03, 2012, 03:12:17 pm
Actually, the first kobold thief to arrive, half will turncoat. Its fun watching them fight and seeing who wins.

Hahaha I have to watch that.
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2012, 07:45:22 pm »
Quote from: Corai on June 03, 2012, 12:22:07 am
zerg rush
Crossbows > Koboldlings rush
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2012, 08:50:41 pm »
Wall them in.  Build a system to make them fall prey to cage traps (webs on cage traps or the like).  Build a multiple z-level underground arena.  Use the kobolds as sport for your gladiators.
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« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2012, 03:12:16 pm »
1. Wall them in.
2. Dig a tunnel between their cave and the circus.
3. Breach the tunnel at both ends.
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2012, 07:13:24 pm »
Can't you just do the humane thing and stick them all in a cage in the middle of the dining hall? Perhaps add a nice lever incase something goes wrong..
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2012, 07:45:41 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on June 10, 2012, 07:13:24 pm
Can't you just do the humane thing and stick them all in a cage in the middle of the dining hall? Perhaps add a nice lever incase something goes wrong..
Humane.
Humane?
What is this word, and what does it have to do with the tall people?
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2012, 08:02:00 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on June 10, 2012, 07:45:41 pm
Humane.
Humane?
What is this word, and what does it have to do with the tall people?
Well the tall people can't hurt people as well as Dwarves do. Humane.
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Corai

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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2012, 08:02:53 pm »
Have the kobolds started civil war yet?
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2012, 08:06:52 pm »
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Kobold Cave, wat do?
Apply battle axes to the site of the infestation.
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2012, 08:07:29 pm »
Kill them all.
Nothings better than having only a group of crunchy kobolds 'n' bits between you and worthless treasure. (Which you could sell to the next caravan, I guess. Don't have to make all that crap for trade the first year or two.)
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« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2012, 08:49:29 pm »
I'm probably just going to make a dedicated military squad, arm them with the best weapons and armour I can get and go to town on them.

The best part is there cave extends up quite a few z levels from the surface and is right infront of my entrance to the fort so I'm going to use there entire cave complex as my military barracks/castle complete with crossbow towers, so you would have to pass through it to actually enter my main fort by way of bridges. Built one previous fort I had this way and it worked out very well. I'm using a heavily  modded game so I added a few more nasty creatures for added fun so the extra security is greatly appreciated.
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Re: What would you do?
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2012, 10:30:45 pm »
I *think* they can be made friendly with minor edits to the raws.
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