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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #45 on: June 12, 2012, 03:01:19 pm »

TURN 2



Action Phase

Little Mouser tries to put his vehicle up a gear! [5] The extra speed of ONE Momentum puts him at a good pace, but the -1 against Chain Chomp could be lethal.

Shy Guy lines up behind Little Mouser and steps on the throttle! [3]+3 Vs [5]+5 However, Little Mouser has too much speed, making catching up night imposssible!

Mr Fish lets his kart slide along the rim of the corner! [4]+1 The angle of the corner sadly means that the boost won't come in until after the corner.

Pikachu decides to use "Speedy" to his advantage and slams his foot upon the throttle. [1] However, he fails optimize his line and instead loses ONE Momentum in the process-and that line is taking him right at Chain Chomp at -1 for the Hazard Check!

Monkey Kong lines up his kart at a lethal-looking angle-this could get ugly rather fast!

Bill acts rather cheeky and tries to draft Monkey Kong! By my understanding of the rules, this doesn't activate the ram so it's a battle of speed we have upon us! [3]+1 Vs [3]+2 Monkey Kong steps on the gas and leaves Bill at the back of the pack!

Movement Phase

Little Mouser is headed straight towards the Chain Chomp! [6]+2-1 He avoids it like a professional and skids down the track! He has a chance to pull ahead... [1] He lets his wheels slip and loses ONE Momentum for the error! ((I thought you would blow it on the Chain Chomp, if it makes you feel better =P))

Shy Guy suddenly finds himself level with the Chain Chomp! [1]+2 CRASH! Chain Chomp no less than smashes Shy Guy off the track, costing the white bandit TWO Momentum in the process!

Mr Fish now has a weakened opponent in his sights, but first has to navigate the Chain Chomp! [3]+2 With the Chain Chomp pre-occupied with Shy Guy, going around him is easy, with a Dash Panel bonus of ONE Momentum to boot! Now for a very likely-looking overtake... [3]+3+1 Vs [1]+1 We have the first overtake in the race as Mr Fish slides in front of Shy Guy! Sadly, Little Mouser is still too far ahead for any likelihood of being overtaken.

Pikachu attempts to navigate the now focused Chain Chomp! [1]+2-1 And Chain Chomp makes an easy double kill, costing Pikachu TWO Momentum!

Monkey Kong attempts to go around Chain Chomp! [3]+2 It might be the distraction factor, but Monkey Kong easily goes around the big black ball. Monkey Kong then makes a mad charge towards Pikachu! [1]+2 Vs [6]+1 Pikachu dodges the ram, letting Monkey Kong slide onto the grass for a loss of ONE Momentum, stopping the overtake as well god this race is boring can we please have some more overtaking?

Bill needs to dodge Chain Chomp to stay in the race! [4]+2 A simple dodge. But no overtake.. Huzzah.

Cleanup Phase

Ah, this could get interesting. Little Mouser is up first on the item block roulette! [1] He gets a Banana for his efforts.

Mr Fish is in no position to be getting an item.

Shy Guy is up next. [6]+2 He gets a Red Shell!

Pikachu also manages to get an item! [1]+3 He only musters a Green Shell.

Moneky Kong makes a grab for the items! [5]+4 He gets... THREE Green Shells!

Bill Ryzer is last at the items. [4]+5 He also gets a Triple Green Shell.


And then there was a new turn.

Dwarmin/Little Mouser-4 Momentum-Green-Free Item/Featherweight-Banana
Mr Fish/monk12-2 Momentum-Green-No Hiccups-No Item
Tiruin/Shy Guy-1 Momentum-Green-Compensator-Red Shell
Pikachu/wsoxfan-1 Momentum-Green-Speedy/Rubber Band Back-Green Shell
Monkey Kong/MonkeyHead-1 Momentum-Green-Speedy/Rubber Band Back-Triple Green Shell
Bill Ryzer/Spinal_Taper-1 Momentum-Red-Green-No Hiccups-Triple Green Shell
« Last Edit: June 12, 2012, 03:03:49 pm by ExKirby »
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #46 on: June 12, 2012, 03:15:20 pm »

Mouser let out a victory squeak as he saw the Shy-Demon get Chomped.
"'Poor form...Catch you later brother, I've gotta a race to win..." he commented to the Shyguy, roaring off. Unfortunately, his snarky remark caused his wheel to spin a bit. Worth it.

He slid into the corner and headed onto the straights-and, noticing he had picked up a banana-a not terribly useful item, he decided to rid himself of it, lazily aiming it at the Serpant beast that was trying in futility, to catch up. He saw a veritable storm of attack shells being readied behind him, and considered himself lucky to be ahead of the pack...

Noting his lead, Mouser decided to make the most of it-he needed to break away from the scum
while he still had a chance!

Action: Drop that Banana, aggressive driving!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #47 on: June 12, 2012, 03:29:14 pm »

Craaap, that's a lot of shells. Mr. Fish drives defensively, hoping to avoid as much of the incoming shellstorm as possible.

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2012, 03:44:18 pm »

Drive Agressively, hold shell behind to defend against incoming wheels.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2012, 04:00:42 pm »

Balls, I forgot Item Hit rolls!  Uh... [5][2][2][3][3] (All +2 each) Never mind >_>
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2012, 04:04:52 pm »

"Bad, bad, too slow!" Shy Guy yelled as Mouser's words echoed around him. As he looked back, the others were catching up quite easily.

Drive Aggressively!
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2012, 05:33:49 pm »

Bill let out an exasperated sigh.
"Oh come on. I can gun down countless soldiers, destroy enemy bases by my lonesome, I even destroyed an alien queen, but I can't overtake an ape?"
Once again, he drives aggressively.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2012, 12:52:02 pm »

Waiting on 'Head.
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2012, 10:13:22 am »

Yeah, my favorite thing about this game is the strict 24 hour turn limit. Being a racing game, we should keep moving fast. :P
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2012, 02:47:55 pm »

Sorry guys: My excuse...

Draft the cute mousey, fire the 3 green shells in quick succession.

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2012, 11:46:15 am »

TURN 3



Action Phase

Little Mouser again tries to storm ahead! His kart bursts forward with speed, gaining TWO Momentum!

Mr Fish takes a conservative line and drives defensively!

Shy Guy is not having any of it and steps on the throttle! [3] However, he cannot get his engines to rev enough to get any more momentum!

Pikachu also tries to gain some ground in the upcoming melee! [1] However, he cuts his line far too tight and hits the grass, losing ONE Momentum.

Monkey Kong engages drift mode and trails Pikachu! [4]+1 Vs [5] However, Pikachu blocks Monkey off! Enraged, Monkey fires all three shells! [1]+1-1 [4]+1-1 [1]+1-1 vs [3] [4] [2] Two shots go wide, hit the barriers and come back at Monkey Kong! The other is skillfully evaded and is now heading straight towards Shy Guy! [6]-1 Vs [5] Shy Guy could touch the shell with is own stubby hand if he wished, but it hits a mound and flies up in the air... above Mr Fish! [1]+1-1 Vs [3] It hits the wall and goes back to Shy Guy! [4]-1 Vs [1] And it finally hits him! He flips out and loses TWO Momentum! Meanwhile, the two other shells are still coming to Monkey Kong! [1]-1 [1]-1 Vs [1] [5] They all hit the corner again and return to Pikachu, the intended target! [4]+1-1 [6]+1-1 Vs [5] [1] One hits, and Pikachu goes flying, losing TWO Momentum! The last shell goes to a downed Shy Guy... [3]-1 Vs [5] Shy Guy is still airborne and the shell goes beneath! Mr Fish is now a valid target again! [2]-1 Vs [5] It misses by a mile! Little Mouser is the last target! [6]-1 Vs [3] It hits, and Little Mouser goes upwards! Now, if I managed to run this turn earlier, this massive block of text would not exist. Oh well.

Bill Ryzer decides that he WILL overtake an ape! [5] He gets a really strong start going and makes TWO Momentum from his scenario!

Movement Phase

All racers hit the dash panels and get ONE Momentum from it!

Little Mouser is still in a position to pull ahead-he drops his Banana and steps on it! [2] However, he still can't get the distance in!

Mr Fish-SUDDENLY BANANA. [4]+1-1 The Banana is no trouble, but Little Mouser is still too far ahead!

Shy Guy also Banana! [5]-1 No banana troubles there, but he literally has no momentum!

Pikachu also has to dodge a banana! [5]+1-1 No troubles there.

Monkey Kong also goes around a banana. [4]+1 No troubles there. He can also overtake Pikachu! [3]+2 Vs [1]-1 He swings into fourth, loses ONE Momentum and comes up behind Shy Guy! [2]+1 Vs [6] Shy Guy expertly cuts the monkey off!

Bill is the last person to attempt to dodge the banana! [2]+1-1 SPINNING OUT! Bill loses ONE Momentum from that! I thought he would make it that time ._. Either way, he still has enough speed to overtake Pikachu. [2]+3 Vs [4]-1 Bill still loses ONE Momentum but he is no longer is in last! Monkey Kong is next in the scope of Bill. [6]+2 Vs [6]+1 That was a pair of magnificent drivers, but eventually, Bill pulls up into fourth, cashing in another ONE Momentum. Can he get into the top 3 by overtaking Shy Guy? [2]+1 Vs [2] That is a definite yes! Bill Ryzer has hit a banana and still gone from last to third! I do not believe this! This is a sight for all to behold! Ahem. We still have the rest of the race, don't we.

Cleanup Phase

Pikachu's momentum resets from -1 to 0. To prove that miracle was not me being generous: (Left is Bill, Right is whoever he's overtaking. And then Momentum.)

rolling 2d6
(2+4) = 6
rolling 2d6
(6+6) = 12
rolling 2d6
(2+2) = 4


Seriously, God loves Bill.

Dwarmin/Little Mouser-5 Momentum-Blue-Free Item/Featherweight-No Item
Mr Fish/monk12-3 Momentum-Blue-No Hiccups-No Item
Bill Ryzer/Spinal_Taper-0 Momentum-Blue-Green-No Hiccups-Triple Green Shell
Tiruin/Shy Guy-0 Momentum-Blue-Compensator-Red Shell
Monkey Kong/MonkeyHead-1 Momentum-Blue-Speedy/Rubber Band Back-No Item
Pikachu/wsoxfan-0 Momentum-Blue-Speedy/Rubber Band Back-Green Shell
« Last Edit: June 15, 2012, 11:50:19 am by ExKirby »
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2012, 11:54:27 am »

That mousy, was pretty lucky.

Shy Guy would test, that lucky mousy.


Fire Red Shell At Mouser

Aggressive Driving
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2012, 12:08:08 pm »

Ook ook ook... MonkeyKong laughed to himself, thinking the chaos of three green shells was hilarious, even if he didnt hold the position he gained.

Powerslide the curve
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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2012, 03:54:12 pm »

Mr. Fish stoically ignores the frenzy of shells and flips as he makes his way down the course. He attempts to Powerslide through the inner path to get ahead of the Mouse and prevent him from Pulling Ahead.

That mousy, was pretty lucky.

Shy Guy would test, that lucky mousy.


Fire Red Shell At Mouser

Aggressive Driving


Note that the Red Shell automatically homes in on the driver immediately in front of you- in this case, Bill Ryzer and his Triple Green Shell shield.

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Re: Mario Kart Grand Prix-Kirby Open
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2012, 07:45:19 pm »

"That... was... nice.."
Bill surveys the track ahead of him. Spying the outside's dash panels, he swings wide, power sliding around the outside.
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