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Are they everywhere?

Yes.
- 5 (38.5%)
Yeah.
- 1 (7.7%)
Of course.
- 7 (53.8%)

Total Members Voted: 13


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Author Topic: You are a Crazy Vet  (Read 1998 times)

Dsarker

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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2012, 06:02:09 pm »

We've got to practice !!SCIENCE!!. And !!MEDICINE!!, I guess.
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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2012, 04:49:09 pm »

You begin to scream about Ron Paul, and how he is the next coming of Jesus.

"RON PAUL HAS MY VOTE! THAT FILTHY COMMIE ROMNEY MAY HAVE THE BLESSING OF ALL YOU SHEEP, BUT I SEE THE TRUTH! YOU WILL ALL KNOW, AND ALL PAY, WHEN ROMNEY LOSES TO HIS COMRADE OBAMA! WE'LL ALL BE SPEAKING CHINESE BY 2013! ONLY THE PAULSTER CAN SAVE US, AND YOU REJECTED HIM! THAT'S WHY YOU AND YOUR NWO BOSSES TOOK MY LICENSE, YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SPEAKING THE TRUTH, AND YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SPREADING THE LORDS WORDS!"

Around you, people are beginning to pull out cell phones, and you see two police officers approaching you. They look a bit apprehensive about attacking someone so down on their luck. What do you do now?
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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2012, 04:50:29 pm »

You begin to scream about Ron Paul, and how he is the next coming of Jesus.

"RON PAUL HAS MY VOTE! THAT FILTHY COMMIE ROMNEY MAY HAVE THE BLESSING OF ALL YOU SHEEP, BUT I SEE THE TRUTH! YOU WILL ALL KNOW, AND ALL PAY, WHEN ROMNEY LOSES TO HIS COMRADE OBAMA! WE'LL ALL BE SPEAKING CHINESE BY 2013! ONLY THE PAULSTER CAN SAVE US, AND YOU REJECTED HIM! THAT'S WHY YOU AND YOUR NWO BOSSES TOOK MY LICENSE, YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SPEAKING THE TRUTH, AND YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SPREADING THE LORDS WORDS!"

Around you, people are beginning to pull out cell phones, and you see two police officers approaching you. They look a bit apprehensive about attacking someone so down on their luck. What do you do now?

MAGGOTS. PUNCH THEM
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Chink

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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2012, 04:52:36 pm »

DISSECT THEM.
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SoHowAreYou

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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2012, 04:53:17 pm »

Be born again.
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Mullet Master

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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2012, 05:33:30 pm »

Use URBAN FREE RUNNING SKILLS to RUN UP A WALL, onto a ROOFTOP and ESCAPE.
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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2012, 07:01:40 pm »

Change to this
Use URBAN FREE RUNNING SKILLS to RUN UP A WALL, onto a ROOFTOP and ESCAPE.

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Svarte Troner

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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2012, 09:23:41 pm »

Change to this
Use URBAN FREE RUNNING SKILLS to RUN UP A WALL, onto a ROOFTOP and ESCAPE.


Are you kidding? We're probably wheelchair bound... RAMMING SPEED!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2012, 10:28:15 pm »

The Facists continue approaching you and spewing their lies. You can't trust them. They can't they won't let the truth out. You'll find a way out.

"Come here, we aren't going to hurt you. Just come with us, and you won't be harmed."

You spin around, and begin to run. You see a fire escape leading up a building, so you run up it.

"Ah fuck. He climbed a building."

They're coming after you, so you charge off the side of the building, landing on an adjacent one. You notice that the polices vehicle is unmanned, but taking it may make you a bit more of a target. What do you do?
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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2012, 11:01:56 pm »

Go for a JOYRIDE!
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Mullet Master

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Re: You are a Crazy Vet
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2012, 11:23:59 pm »

Exit the rooftops, and disappear into the sewers. You already are conspicuous enough!


Dissect Eat a rat and let the heat die down.

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